Day One Thousand and Seventy Seven

I had a very quiet day today, because it is a holiday day.

It is our day to remember all the little children who had to go to nasty far away schools.

And some of them never found their way home.

That is a very sad thing to remember.

Today I did not have to mind Niamh at all.

Because she and Tyler went to that place with the giant outside bathtubs.

Because of the holiday.

After Zita and I had our lovely walks I minded Craig all by myself.

Because Zita went to look at things for our new bathroom shower.

And Miss Jennifer was at the same store. even at the same time. My goodness me.

Then Zita talked to lots of people on the telephone, but they were not such good listeners.

And Craig had to talk to them too.

Craig made everybody their coffees, and we had some of the brand new very tasty muffins.

Then Zita went to do some important errands.

I did not go, because it is a holiday, so I stayed in my own house.

Craig said that I did not have to mind him, but I did.

Because it is my best job.

You cannot have holidays when you are minding your family.

It is the all over everywhere rule.

But I had a nice relax too.

We went to bed early tonight, because everyone was too tired.

Day One Thousand and Seventy Six

Zita and I went for two very big walks today.

Because it was another very beautiful day, but soon there will too much snow everywhere.

And when there is lots of snow I get cold toes, and you cannot go for lots of long walks with cold toes.

Zita and Niamh went to the too much of everything store.

So I minded Craig all myself.

When they got home I minded Niamh for lots of times.

And when Craig was all awake I helped him with the brand new muffins.

And these muffins had very crunchy nuts in them. So they were very good muffins.

Then I had a very long relax with Craig.

We had a very quiet day, except for Niamh.

Because she had all the time too long meetings.

That is why I had to be her very best helper.

Day One Thousand and Seventy Five

Miss Pancake

Zita and I had a little sleep in this morning.

Because it was sleep in Sunday, all day too. Ha.

Craig had a big sleep in, because he had a new book to listen to.

And because it was a very dry beautiful day Zita and I had a lovely very long all over walk.

Zita found my lunch because Craig was still in the comfy bed.

But when he was all up I helped him with the blueberries rollups.

Zita talked her parents when I was fast asleep, but when Auntie Eileen talked to us I was awake.

And I had an outside in my yard relax.

Our friend Andrea saw seal when she was doing her running all around.

I think it was having a nice on the beach relax. My goodness me.

I hope those polar bears do not find it. Gracious me.

Before dinnertime Zita took lots of our too many things to the store for people with not enough things.

Because those bears think seals are tasty treats. Oh dear.

We had hams and tomatoes sandwiches. I got a giant piece of hams. Ha

Day One Thousand and Seventy Four

Miss Pancake.

Zita and I had a sleep in this morning.

But when we finished our breakfasts we went on a shopping adventure, in the fast car.

We did not go up to the busy street farmers, we went to the small one.

Because it is not so full of people who step on your toes.

And it was on the street where all the restaurants are very delicious.

And we got lots of peaches, and I found a giant box.

And it was all full of the very delicious from Italy tomatoes,

They are the special tomatoes to make our very very delicious for pastas sauce.

When we got back Craig was all awake too.

Because he had his old friend’s breakfast on the computer, with Robert and Paul.

It was a bit very sad today, because Mister Doug had to go to heaven.

He used to have breakfast with all the old friends.

For a very very long time. Oh dear, that is sad.

But all his swimming in the lake dogs will be there, so he will not get lost.

This morning Zita met a young boy who was selling beautiful own made clothes.

On his front garden. And she talked to him all about sewing.

Because a long time ago Zita made clothes for people in the movies.

Maybe even detective programs. Maybe.

So Zita and I went for a little ride to give him lots of for sewing things.

Because we had lots and lots of extras in our basement. He was very happy.

And when we got home Niamh was there.

Because it is Miss Emily’s eat lots of cake on your birthday. And that is today.

And Niamh had to go downstairs to get the secret present.

Then Zita and Niamh were talking all about making our own delicious sauce.

With our box of tomatoes.

And then Niamh and I went to bring Tarryn here, for her coffee.

So now all of them are going to be sauce helpers. Me too.

When Zita and Niamh and Tarryn were in the basement, they found a box full of beautiful things.

And Niamh just forgot that they were hers.

That was a good surprise.

Then Zita took Niamh and Tarryn to Emily’s apartment to eat some birthday cake.

And she got home I took her a nice before dinner walk.

Then we all had our dinners, together.

Day One Thousand and Seventy Three

Miss Pancake

When we got up we did not have even one cloud.

Just lots of very nice sunshine.

So we went on a very long walk.

And when we got home it was just the right time to take Tarryn’s bicycle to her shop.

And then when I was having my relax, Mister Kyle came for a visit.

And after his coffee he and Zita looked at our bathroom.

Because maybe all his helpers could make us a beautiful shower.

Instead of the bathtub.

And Craig could get in that shower. And be all squeaky clean too. Ha.

And Mister Paul came her to fix my gate again.

He said fixing my gate is his brand new hobby. Ha.

So I went into my den and had my afternoon nap.

Zita went to do some errands and get Niamh.

Because today is Niamh’s going to the beautiful dancing school day.

And Tyler is playing hockey again, with Mister Jamie.

Maybe they will win this time. Maybe not. Oh well.

When Zita got home it was everybody’s dinner time.

Zita made fishes and own made lots of tasty chips.

And I got chicken soup on top of my dinner.

Then we all went to watch the detectives program, before we went to fast asleep.

Day One Thousand and Seventy Two

Miss Pancake

It was another rain all the time day.

But it was not the bouncing rain, it was just wet rain.

So when we got back from our walks I had to get into the bathtub.

So I could have cleaned feet.

I had to remind Craig when it was my lunchtime.

And then I had to help him with his muffin.

He made coffees for everybody.

After lunchtime Miss Janet came to do those stretches on Craig’s back.

Miss Andrea sent me more pictures.

She did her morning run all around and did not get caught by any bears. That is good.

Then she had to find Scotsman’s porridge. To help her do her all over running.

But she found the groceries store and they had some.

So now she will not starve into a spot on the floor. Ha.

Last night Niamh and her friends nearly won the hard questions game.

When Miss Janet left Craig went to fast asleep. Because of all the stretches.

But when he was awake we had cheese toasties in bed.

Then we all went to sleep.

Day One Thousand and Seventy

Miss Pancake

It was not even a little bit rainy when Zita and I went for our good morning walk.

when we were back home Niamh was all awake, but a bit tired.

Because last night Niamh and Tarryn went to a different dance a lot school.

But this was a go round and round dancing school, not Niamh’s school for beautiful dancing.

And Tarryn came here too, to write her university story and have her coffee.

Craig had a sleep in, but then I helped him with his muffin.

Zita said that he gave me too big a piece of muffins, that was not very true.

Today our friend Andrea is nearly up north.

Where they make all the moose’s. I did not know that. My goodness me.

She is helping the other doctors in a little very far away hospital, where they have dangerous polar bears.

But she did not see any of those polar bears today. That is good.

And I got another from Sach picture, and she had delicious hamburgers yesterday.

And she was in Monaco, and not in France at all.

That right where Great Aunt Elseabeth’s has that lovely in the hotel apartment.

But Sach did not see her there.

Maybe she was at her very tall house beside the ocean.

Maybe Cousin Mórag is visiting, with all her dogs. Maybe.

Niamh and Tarryn went to the hard questions restaurant tonight, so there was nearly nobody here to mind.

Except Craig and Zita, but they are very easy to mind.

Especially when we watch the detectives in the big comfy bed.

Day One Thousand and Sixty Nine

Miss Pancake

We had a very busy day today.

Because today was Niamh’s driving test day. In that little town.

So everybody was all ready and dressed very early.

And even Craig was all dressed and awake early too.

So I stayed with him so he would not have to eat all those muffins by himself.

Then when he had his another next coffee I had my very first relax.

When I got up all the leaves were not all fallen down.

I thought today was that day. Oh well.

My friend Sach found her own delicious doughnuts shop.

I did not know they had doughnut store in far away France. My goodness.

Niamh told me that she will be home soon.

Because soon it will be her birthday. My goodness me.

Niamh passed her driving a car test. She told me. Ha

Day One Thousand and Sixty Eight

Miss Pancake

It was a bit of an all the time raining day today.

We tried to go for our walk when it was not so much raining.

But we got a little bit caught, so I had to have an all my feet bath.

Zita said that our beautiful garden was very very happy.

Niamh and I were very busy doing our important work.

I helped my friend Miss Erin too.

And I am afraid that my friend Sach got caught by the delicious food restaurants.

The ones in far away France. My goodness.

Even for her good morning breakfast.

And lunchtime too.

And it was pastas, with way way too much cheese. My goodness me.

I do not think she will go to fast asleep tonight, because of a full up to the top tummy.

Zita was very busy today.

Because she had to clean her special for sewing machine.

And was a bit full up with old dust.

And then she had to put oils in lots of places, so it would not be noisy.

So that took a very long time.

But she was very happy now.

Last night I had a big bowl of rice and chickens.

Because we did not have any of my own food. I ate it all.

But the nice man, with the very big bicycle, brought me a brand new bag this afternoon.

So now I will not starve all away.

My friend Tarryn came here to visit us, and have dinner.

Zita went to Kathy’s house, to help her eat all her used food.

But before our dinner I took Niamh and Tarryn on a very nice around here walk.

Tomorrow morning it is going to be the falling down leafs time. My goodness me.

Day One Thousand and Sixty Seven

It was our sleep in Sunday today.

But we only had a very little sleep in, because Niamh needed a ride to Mister Aidan’s house.

He talked to Niamh from a cottage, and he told her that there was a mistake.

So now there was nobody there to feed the silly cats. My goodness me.

So we went in the fast car.

And Aidan’s house is nearly beside Miss Suzy’s delicious as can be doughnuts.

So on the way home we got delicious doughnuts for everyone.

When we got home I had my relax and Zita and the fast car went to look at just for free things.

So I minded Craig all by myself. He was in bed listening to a brand new book.

But when Zita got home he made her special fluffy coffee.

And when he had his coffee he had a doughnut with bacons on top. My goodness me. Bacons on top.

Then Zita went outside to get our beautiful garden all ready for the lots of snow. Oh well.

But I stayed in with Craig and we had another delicious doughnut.

That was a good idea.

My friend Sach sent me more do not worry pictures.

And she found her own delicious doughnut store in far away France.

Because she and her friend are in a nice place in France.

They have keep you cool umbrellas there, just like us. Ha.

Before dinnertime Zita and I went and brought Niamh home for dinner.

Day One Thousand and Sixty Six

It was such a very beautiful day we went for our good morning to everybody walk right after breakfast.

We did not even have a little relax.

And we went to the run around park.

We did not stay for a very long time, because I did not see any of my friends.

And there were little boys playing kick the ball there too.

When we got home Zita talked to her parents in far away Ireland.

They were very busy making delicious apple treats.

Because they have their very own apple tree in their garden. My goodness me. That is a good idea.

Craig had a bit of a sleep in, but not so long.

When he was all dressed I helped him with that blueberries muffin.

Then I had my relax, and Zita and Susan went to find new running around shoes.

There was a football game up on the busy street this afternoon.

So the car catcher trucks were taking lots of poor cars to the only for cars jail. Oh dear.

My friend Sach found a tasty treats restaurant.

And it was an everybody eats outside restaurant. My goodness.

Sach and her friend are going to visit far away France.

The part with all the warm beaches.

That is where my friend Colonel Dugal’s Great Auntie Elseabeth lives.

She has a wooden leg, with a gun in it.

“Because things are not what they used to be”, she said.

Maybe they will see her. Maybe.

She used to be a very dangerous spy.

Maybe she still is.

That is how she got her wooden leg. My goodness me.

Dugal says I am to never play cards with her.

When Zita got home she brought giant steaks with her.

So we had those very delicious steaks for our dinner.

And I got a bit, just for me.

Then it was detective time for all of us.

in the big very comfy bed.

Day One Thousand and Sixty Five

Miss Pancake 

We had another very busy day today.

After our breakfasts we went for our walk, and we went to the special park for run around dogs. 

So I ran all around and I was very fast. Zita told me.

And Craig only had a very little sleep in, so after he found my lunch I helped Craig with a very big scone. 

It was so big we had to have lots on jams on top. 

Then we all went and had an adventure ride with Mister Clifford.

Because we had lots of errands to do. 

We got free plants from a nice house, then we went for a long drive to a special store.

Because Zita had a special for fixing clothes machine, but it was very old.

So we went to that fix it store, and the nice lady said that it was already perfect. My goodness. 

I stayed in Mister Clifford to mind Craig. 

And after that we went to get some new breakfast muffins for Craig and me. Ha.

And when we got home it was time for my afternoon relax. 

But Zita could not have a nice relax, because today is Niamh’s dancing school day.

So she went and found Niamh and took her to that school. My goodness me.

What a busy day for me. 

My friend Sach sent me more pictures, so I would ne be all worried. 

She has a very lovely hotel. 

I know it is a lovely hotel, because it has lots of comfy pillows. 

Only very nice hotels give you lots of pillows. It is the rule.

And they give you delicious wines for your breakfast. Ha.

Zita got a giant rollup for Craig, from the nice men on the busy street. 

And she got a tasty salad and a big box of chips. I got one. 

Then we went to find Niamh at the for dancing school.

Because maybe Niamh would be way too sore to walk home. My goodness me. 

When we got home it was just the very best time for our new detective program. 

Craig was already in the big bed. 

Day One Thousand and Sixty Four

Miss Pancake 

I had another very busy morning.

Right after our long walk we went in the fast car to visit Doctor Smith.

So he could give me some do not be too itchy medicine.

He is a very nice doctor, I got treats. 

When I got home I minded Niamh in the living room.

She was practicing making beautiful music on her guitar. 

Zita went out with Susan and Chris for breakfast. 

And when she came home Craig got all dressed. 

Today he had two much coffees. He said it was because it was such a beautiful day.

Zita said it was because he did not take his too sore medicine at the right time. Ha. Too bad for him.

Then the fast car took Zita and Niamh out to the little town.

To practice her good driving, before her exam. My goodness me.

I did not go this time, because I was a bit tired after going to the doctor. 

So I minded Craig and had a relax. 

But I woke up because Mister Paul came here to fix my gate. 

I barked at him a lot because he opened my gate lots of times and I thought it was lots of people. Oh well.

Then he had his coffee and I went in the den to have a sofa relax. 

Then Zita took Niamh to Tyler’s apartment, And when she got home it was dinner time for us. 

I got chicken on top of my dinner. 

Now I always get chicken on my dinner. It is the new rule. Ha. 

Day One Thousand and Sixty Three

Miss Pancake

We had a very very long all over walk this morning, but we did not see any of our friends.

After my good morning relax, Tarryn came here for her coffee, and to do more university writing.

So I was busy all morning minding Niamh and her.

Mister Kyle and all his helpers were very loud this morning.

Because they are putting a brand new beautiful bathroom in the basement.

So Miss Rai and Miss Emma can get all squeaky clean. Ha.

Craig had a big sleep in today, so Zita found my lunch for me. That was good.

When he was all awake we had a very tasty blueberries muffin.

And it was a very big muffin today.

Then I went back into the den to be the very best minder dog.

Tayler’s and Jamie’s hockey team did not win their game last night.

And Niamh and Tarryn were there to watch. Oh dear.

My friend Sach sent me more beautiful pictures.

She and her friend went swimming, right in the ocean.

But those dangerous sharks did not find them. That is good.

Very soon they are going to France, to find all the secret cheeses that they have only in France. Ha.

Craig found a castle for sale in France, but there were too many stairs for us. Oh well.

Our cousin Lucy started her university today.

She is going to be a fix you all up nurse. That is a good job for her.

And her university has its own castle. My goodness me.

That is a good university.

Zita went to her friend Bethany’s house to have dinner with the on the computer ladies.

And Niamh and Tarryn had to go to the hardware store questions restaurant.

So only Craig and I were here. So we had a together dinner.

When Zita got home it was our bedtime.

Bedtime is my favourite time.

Day One Thousand and Sixty Two

It was another busy day for me.

But it was always as beautiful as could be, all day.

So I had lots of outside relaxes.

We had a very nice walk before I went into the office to be Niamh’s helper.

And she told me that my friend Miss Erin might come to visit me. My goodness.

And she could sleep in our nearly extra bedroom.

In my house everybody has lots of rooms.

Niamh has her giant bedroom and her office.

Zita has the living room and her sew everything room downstairs.

And Craig has the full of everything den and his computer place.

And I have my comfy chair, and my in the den sofa, and my office sofa, and my little house. Ha

We have a very good house for us.

My friend Sach found the treats store in way far away.

Maybe she can bring us some. Maybe not.

I think she might just eat them all, before she got here. Oh well.

Zita went to Mister Mikes and got the fast car. Now all the lights work. That is a good idea.

Tarryn came here after her university class, to do more important writing.

Tonight Niamh and Tarryn went to watch Tyler and Jamie play their hockey game. And have dinner too.

I got big pieces of chicken on my dinner and after dinner Zita brought Craig a very big bowl of ice cream.

And that ice cream was right on top of lots and lots of brand new strawberries. Ha.

Then it was our detective time.

And we were right in our comfy bed.

So I could fall asleep.

Day One Thousand and Sixty One

Miss Pancake

We had a very nice long walk after breakfast, and then we had a very nice relax.

Zita talked to far away Dublin.

And her parents were all awake, because of those wrong clocks in Ireland.

Craig had a bit of a sleep in.

Because he forgot to get up early. Too bad for him.

I was busy being Niamh’s helper in our office.

My friend Sach sent me a picture so I would know she did not get all lost, or ran away to be a Gypsie.

That is good.

I do not think Craig would go to that place.

Because it would be very bumpy. My goodness me, way too very bumpy I think.

But after lunchtime I was very busy, because I went to get my beautiful toes done.

Then we went to my little hospital to talk about some do not be itching medicine for me.

I got two big treats, because I am always very polite.

But I could not stick my head out the windows, because we went on the very fast road.

Because if you stick your head out the window on a fast road your ears might come right off.

Zita told me.

When we got home Craig was very glad to see me.

Because he had to look out the watching window all by himself. Oh dear.

Then Zita went to get an already cooked chicken for our dinner.

Niamh and I went outside in our side yard, because all our important work was finished.

When Zita got home she came outside too.

Day One Thousand and Sixty

I had an exciting day this morning.

Because after our breakfasts we went up to the busy street, and then we went to visit our farmers.

And there were lots and lots of people there and lots of dogs too.

So we looked at everything, and we bought lots of brand new strawberries.

Right from here.

And we got scones from a man who only makes delicious baked treats.

Like scones or giant breads or fat cookies. Ha.

And when we got home Craig was getting up, and before he was all dressed Niamh and Tyler were here.

So they had coffees and scones with us.

Then they borrowed the fast car so they could go to Tyler’s parent’s house.

Because it was time to get the swimming pool as empty as could be. So they went to help.

And then Mister Paul came here to have his coffee, and to look at my gate.

Very soon he is going to fix it, so that it opens all the way. That is a good idea.

And after Mister Paul was gone Zita and I went for a long walk to get something just for free.

It was a box for sawing things with a saw. My goodness.

We used to have lots of them but Craig loaned them to someone.

But he cannot remember who got them.

Because now is is a bit old. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Nine

Miss Pancake

It was beautiful outside today.

And after our breakfasts walk I helped Zita do all our important errands.

And when we got home it was get up time for Craig.

I got crunchy cheese on top of my lunch.

Then Craig and I had blueberries muffins for lunchtime.

They were very delicious, that is why we had two. My goodness.

Then Zita’s telephone told her that it was time to make sure her friend’s house was still alright.

Then she went to do some shopping.

I stayed right here to mind Craig and those tasty muffins.

Today Niamh went to another wedding.

But we did not know those people.

Because they are Tyler’s cousins.

But she put a very beautiful dress on anyway.

My friend Sach is in far away Portugal.

And she did not send me a picture yet. Maybe her aeroplane got lost. Maybe.

And Auntie Eileen and Mister Colin and her car are on a big boat.

And they are going to France to have croissants and wine for breakfast.

And even lots of different kinds of tasty cheeses. My goodness me.

When Zita came home Mister Clifford took us on an adventure.

And we went to my very favourite

farm.

And Zita threw sticks for me to find.

And I did not even have to have my leash on.

After driving all around downtown, we went home, because it was my dinnertime.

And I got chicken soup on my dinner.

Then we went into the big bedroom to watch our detectives.

I went to fast asleep, because of the lots of running around at my farm. Ha.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Eight

I had a very quiet day yesterday, because my friend Craig had a sick tummy.

So I did not do so very much.

Because I was too busy minding everybody in my house.

So sometimes I had a relax on the bed with Craig.

But today I was very very busy.

I had to mind Niamh. She was talking to my friend Miss Erin.

She is back in her own house. An aeroplane brought her home from far far away Japan.

‘But she could not bring Craig home a very sharp sword, because they do not let you bring swords on aeroplanes anymore.

That is why the Badgers always use the Duchessa's own aeroplane.

Because she is Italian and does not mind.

She even has lots and lots of old pointy dangerous things on the walls inside her castle.

But as soon as Niamh and Miss Erin were all finished talking to was time for our adventure.

Because it was time for me to mind Zita and Niamh when she practiced her driving.

Because very soon she has to take her last car driving test.

So we went to a little town to practice driving all around that little town.

Because that is where her test is. My goodness.

And that little town has lots and lots of very tasty shops.

So we went into one for snacks. And big coffees.

You always have to have snacks when your are driving.

So you do not fall fast asleep.

So I went into too, so they would be all safe as could be.

I got a treat too.

And when we nearly home we went to a from Italy shop.

And we got giant as could be sandwiches for our dinner.

So we got one for Craig too.

After dinner Niamh played on her guitar and I ate my own dinner.

With some from Italy hams on top. Ha.

After a while we drove Niamh to Tyler’s apartment before it was detective time.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Six

I could only take Zita for a little walk today, because she and Susan had to go to a stretching yourself store.

And when she got home Tarryn was here, so she could do her university homework.

So I was very busy minding both Niamh and Tarryn in our comfy office.

When Craig was all awake I helped him with his Irish bread toasts. With lots of jam.

But then I had to go back to help Niamh.

So I had a very busy morning.

After lunch Zita went to Kathy’s for biscuits.

Then a man came here to talk to us about a brand new fast chair.

Maybe with a motor you can put on when you want to be a way too fast chair. My goodness.

I do not think that is such a very good idea.

Maybe Craig would go too fast and crash into our pond, and scare the ducks. My goodness me.

I got more beautiful pictures of very silly trees, from Miss Erin in far far away.

They were at her hotel.

When the man was all gone, Zita and I went for a very nice around here walk.

Because it was still a very beautiful day on my streets. Ha.

There was only Craig and Zita for me to mind at dinner, because it was the hard questions Restaurant night.

So we watched the scary school detectives, before we went to sleep.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Four

Miss Pancake

Last night I was fast asleep on the big bed, right on my friend Craig’s feet when Niamh came in.

And she asked me if I wanted to go in the fast car and go to the ice cream store. My goodness me.

So Niamh and I took Tarryn to the very tasty ice cream store.

And we all had ice cream. Ha.

But before we went home we took Tarryn to her house.

My goodness me that was a good car ride for me.

When we got up this morning it was another very lovely day.

And when Niamh was upstairs Zita took the fast car to Mister Mike’s.

So it will be all ready for when all snow comes here. My goodness.

Then she went to have breakfast with our friend Brenda.

We used to live right beside her, but now she lives in a brand new apartment on our busy street.

My friend Miss Erin sent me her own pictures from way way far away Japan.

And she visited a broken castle.

I do not know why that castle was broken.

Festis and Furrgus’s castle is not so broken.

It just does not have enough roofs anymore, just lots of big holes.

Miss Erin took her mother with her.

So they would not get too lost. That was a good idea.

After lunchtime Tarryn came here.

Because her class at the nice university was all finished.

So she came here to do her university homework. In our lovely office.

Because it is nice and quiet.

Zita and I went into the side yard and had a wonderful sunny relax.

After we were all relaxed we went to Susan’s house but she was not there, so we had an all around walk instead.

Our friend Professor Emm was on the television.

Because she made a very nearly a snake. But it is not even a bit real.

But it moves all by itself. And it lives in the water. My goodness me.

Before dinnertime Mister Clifford took Zita and Tarryn to get the fast car.

So I stayed right here to help Niamh, because she was making a delicious dinner for everybody.

With meatballs. I minded Craig too.

And when they came back with all our cars it was dinnertime.

And after dinner they all went to the other people’s clothes store. I do not know why.

Craig and I stayed here and we had a quiet relax, together.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Three

Miss Pancake

We had a very quiet day today.

Because we have been very very busy.

So after our good morning walk we came home and I went into our office to help Niamh.

Zita went downstairs to her sewing room, until it was time for her to see her friend.

And they went and had coffees together.

When she came home Craig got all dressed, and I was his helper.

So his shoes were all right today.

Then I had to help him finish that cinnamon bun.

Because it was way too big for him.

Then Zita went outside to take away all the pieces of bushes she chopped off yesterday.

And she put them in giant paper bags. Ha.

I minded everything right from my own watching chair.

Craig helped me.

But then Zita needed me to help her put new water in the outside bathtub.

So I minded the garden all by myself.

My friend Mister Fred helped me too.

My friend Tarryn came for a nice visit before dinnertime.

Because she had not had dinner with me for a long time.

So we had sausages too. Ha.

Then it was our detective time for us.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Two

It was an all day lovely day for us.

Zita and I had a very long walk to the run all around park for nice dogs.

And when we got home we had a nice in the side yard relax.

Then my friend Sach came to visit us.

And she and her new nice friend are going on a far away vacation.

And they are going to the part of France where Dugal’s Auntie Elsabeth lives.

And even other faraway places too. My goodness.

Maybe they will see Auntie Elsabeth. Maybe.

Festis and Furrgus told me she is very fierce.

And she keeps a gun hidden in her wooden leg. My goodness me.

Sach told me that she will send me lots of pictures too. Ha.

Craig only had a very little sleep in today.

But after he had his coffee Zita and I went to our hardware store and I got a treat.

And a brand new just for me dinner bowl. Ha.

And then we went and got Niamh and Tyler and brought them home so they could have fluffy coffees too.

But then they had to go to Tyler’s father’s birthday party, so they borrowed the fast car.

After they were gone Zita and I went for another nice walk.

Because it was a beautiful day.

And when we got home I saw my very big friend Nula.

She was visiting the duck’s pond.

We could not play together today.

Because she was going to have her own at home relax, and I was minding Zita in our garden.

Zita had her very giant scissors so she could make our bushes neat and tidy.

Craig and Zita had very delicious chicken for dinner, and so did I. Ha.

Then we watched the scary school detectives program.

And one of the detectives can turn into a giant wolf. My goodness.

That is why I just went to fast asleep beside Zita, so she would not be too scared.

Day One Thousand and Fifty One

Miss Pancake

We went to the run all around park this morning. Ha That is a very good park.

But my friends were not there today. Oh well.

But yesterday my big friend Nula’s person had tasty treats with Niamh.

At Niamh’s favourite coffee restaurant.

She knows how to teach people how to speak in French.

A long time ago all my relatives could understand French, but now I do not.

But maybe she will teach Niamh how to be French, and only eat croissants and little coffees. My goodness.

When we got home we had a very lovely relax and looked out our window.

Then when Craig got up I helped him put on his shoes.

So they were on the right feet. Ha.

Then Zita gave me my nasty bugs medicine. Too bad for them.

Then Zita and I went for a long walk and when we got home we did not go inside.

Because we had to make our garden all neat and tidy.

Because all the plants are too dry.

Because we only had not so much rain. We did not even have one tomato.

But I was a very big help. It is true.

Miss Jennifer came here to get here clothes all clean.

Because Mister Kyle has put big holes in her basement floor.

So now her cleaning machine does not work.

Mister Tyler went to the football game last night and our team won. Ha.

We had own made from India chicken for dinner. I did not have any.

Because I got lots of chicken and even some chicken soup right on top of my dinner. My goodness.

Then we watched that scary school detective program.

So I just went to fast asleep.

Day One Thousand and Fifty

Craig could not write my very interesting yesterday’s story yesterday.

Because Miss Janet came to do the stretching muscles exercises, and when she was gone Craig had to go to fast asleep.

And he did not even wake up until our dinnertime. My goodness.

But we had a delicious bedroom picnic, with all wrapped up baby sausages. Ha. I got some.

Then we watched the scary school mystery.

I fell fast asleep on Craig’s feet.

But today he was wide wide awake. So I told him my story. Ha.

This morning when we looked out our window my street was full up with childrens, because it is back to school time. My goodness.

And I got lots of cheese on my lunch.

Zita went to the shops to get more peaches, and when she got back Niamh and Mister Paul were here.

Niamh had brand new only for dancing shoes.

Because she is going back to dancing school.

Because before she went to university she was an all the time beautiful dancer.

And now she is going practice her beautiful dancing again.

At an only for dancing school.

So Zita and Niamh went to a just for dancing clothes store.

To get some beautiful clothes.

My goodness me.

And Mister Tyler is going to a throw you on the floor school.

Before dinner Zita took Niamh to Tyler’s apartment. I did not go.

Because Zita had to go to the shops again. So I minded Craig.

Craig had delicious chillies for but, but Zita and I had saloms. Good for us.

After dinner Zita and Niamh walked to Tyler’s apartment and then Zita walked home.

Because it was all lovely outside.

‘When she got home Craig and I were all asleep.

Day One Thousand and Forty Eight

Miss Pancake

All my family had a very quiet day, so did I.

After our very long good morning walk we went home so I could be Niamh’s helper.

We were in our office and Zita found the noisy cleaning machine we just closed the door.

I had a very nice nap on my office sofa.

Then I took Zita and Niamh on an around here lunchtime walk.

It was not a long walk because it was a bit too hot outside.

it was not hot this morning. Oh well.

We met a bicycle man who knew Niamh when she was little.

So they all talked, and I was the very best listener.

Then when Craig got up I went into the bedroom right away, so I could remind him about my lunchtime.

I got tasty cheese on my lunch.

Nowadays I always get delicious cheese on my own meals, except sometimes I get chicken or hams.

Miss Bruna alway has that very especially delicious hams from far away Italy. My goodness me.

Sometimes after parties there is extra hams.

And Craig saves it for me. Ha.

When Niamh’s today works was all finished we went outside together.

And we did not even have my leash.

I was have a lovely nap when my friend Zita asked me if I would go on a before dinner walk.

And then Niamh said she wanted to go too, so all the ladies went for a very lovely walk.

And then Niamh went to the hard questions restaurant.

And after we had chips and fishes it was detectives time for us.

Day One Thousand and Forty Seven

Miss Pancake

We had a bit of a very nice sleep-in this morning.

And after our first walking around, we went to get Niamh with our fast car.

So I had very flappy ears when we got home.

When we got home Niamh was very busy right away.

She could not even wait for Craig to make her coffees.

Then when Craig and I were sitting nicely in the living room, a bunch of very loud fire engines were on our street.

But they went right up the street, very fast and loud.

When nice nurse Miss Rose came with brand new bandages, I did not bark at all. Good for me.

When the brand new bandage was all stuck to him, it was time for his too late lunch.

So he had his another coffee and a sticky cinnamon bun. I helped him.

I had a very exciting time in our den this morning.

Because we took everything out of the extra refrigerator.

And we turned it off, so all the ice would get melted.

And all that ice just turned into water.

Zita said it would be nicer if it got turned into wine.

But I watched the dripping ice for a very long time. My goodness me.

We had lots of way too old all iced up food.

So maybe those raccoons will steal some from our garbage. Maybe.

Then Zita and Niamh took that not so big refrigerator down the scary stairs to the basement.

It is going to live with other downstairs refrigerator. Now it will not be lonely. That is good.

It was a very quiet night for me, because only Craig and Zita were here.

All our guests went back to far away places. So it is very quiet.

So we had some more of Mister Tyler cooked hamburgers. Ha.

Craig found a brand new detective program last night, maybe we will watch it again. Ha.

Day One Thousand and Forty Six

Miss Pancake

We had another two good morning to everyone walks this morning.

Because today is a holiday, even if you are all retired. Ha.

We did not see any of my friends, but then we went to the other park.

It is a for lovely dogs park. And you can run as fast as ever there.

And you do not have to use your leash.

So I ran all over, as fast as could be.

That park is where my friend Nula does her fast running too.

But she was not there today.

When we got home we had a lovely garden relax.

When I was outside I saw Mister Lyndon walking on top of his roof. I do not know why.

Maybe those raccoons tried to steal his roof. Maybe.

When Craig was awake he had a cinnamon buns that Mister IKEA made for his breakfast.

But I did not get any.

Because I was fast asleep, but he did not wake me all up. That was not so nice.

But when he finished his too many coffees, he got me a tasty piece of cheese.

So I was not even a bit sad.

Then Zita and her new nearly fast bicycle went on an adventure ride, because it was so beautiful.

And when she got home we went on a together adventure walk.

It was a before dinnertime walk.

And we went up to the busy street to where we lose our football games.

But nobody was playing today.

So they did not lose today. Ha.

But it was a very long walk, and I had to wait for my dinner because I was a bit too hot.

Then I helped Zita make our dinner. and it was all coved up chicken. Ha.

Last night those very loud fire engines were right on my own little street.

But they did not stay here.