Sunday, 21 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Eight

​I was a bit tired this morning, and Zita was too.

Because we were still having our party even past my bedtime.

But we had lots and lots of tasty food.

We made four different pizzas. And some had lots of different cheeses. 

And one had delicious hams from Italy and even different kinds of sausage from there too. My goodness.

So our oven was full up with pizzas.

So everybody was a cook. 


Except for Craig and Tyler. They just talked. 

That is why everything was very delicious. 

And when they were all cooked, there was no room on the dining room table.


Except for some beers.

And everybody talked for a long time, until it was delicious dessert time.

And then when everyone went to their homes they took the extras. 

So they could have pizza breakfasts.

Niamh and Mister Tyler rode their fast bicycles here this morning.

Because they borrowed the fast car.

Because they went to Tyler’s parent’s house.

Because it was that day for fathers. Ha.

Last night Craig got a secret present. And it was a special restaurant for birds. 

Especially for the noisy knock knock on the trees birds. My goodness. 


And peanut butter food. 

Because peanut butter is their most very favourite food. Just like me.

So when we put it in the tree, we put brand new water in the bathtubs too.


And when Zita and I came home from our errands with Mister Clifford, we brought Craig doughnuts.


For his Father’s Day treat. Ha. 

Before dinner Zita and I went on a very long walk, because it was as beautiful as could be outside.

We had pizza for dinner.

But it was not used pizza. 

It was never even a bit eaten pizza, from the lovely party. 

Because we made lots and lots of pizzas. Ha. 



Saturday, 20 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Seven

 ​what a very busy day we had.

Because it is our party day. 

We went and found Niamh, and then we found Lilly and we all went to get beautiful flowers.

Because Susan is in far away England. 

And if we did not find lots of beautiful flowers she would not have a lovely garden.

So we went to that special store and I went inside too.

To guard all my friends. Ha.

When we got home Mister Clifford went on the street.

Because there was a football game up on the busy street.

So Mister Tyler and his father put their car in our driveway.

So those police trucks would not take their car way.

Zita and I went to the patio to take the silly weeds away. I was a big help.


Because it was my job to find them. Ha. 

Then Niamh and Tarryn and Sach were here. 

Because they came to the party too. 

And we made our very own, all by ourselves pizzas.

And Zita’s especially delicious dessert too. My goodness.

And we have cheeses. I saw them. 

But when Mister Tyler came here he was sad, because his team did not win. Again.

But he had a lots of tasty treats at that game.

When we were getting all the special for pizzas cheese all ready, Mister Tyler had the cut off your toes machine.

And he made the grass all neat and tidy, before even more bouncy rain found my house. 

And then Miss Andrea got here, when she was all finished at her hospital. 

But she did not have her Doctor’s clothes on this time. 

She had her cooking delicious food clothes on. Ha. 



Friday, 19 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Six

Miss Pancake 


My goodness me, my outside weather was not always the same, all day.

We went to visit all the nice farmers this morning.

So we could get all the food for our tomorrow dinner party .

And when we were there it was a lots of sunshine day.


But when we got back in the fast car it was just bouncy rain everywhere. 

So we could not go to our farm. 

Because we did not want to be all soggy. 

So Zita and I did some errands instead, and I stayed in the car, so I could guard all the tasty foods.

Miss Doctor Andrea is going to have dinner with us tomorrow. 

And Niamh and Tyler too. 

So you have to have delicious foods for lovely parties with your friends. 

Especially lots of tasty cheeses, from far away places. 

This afternoon Zita brought Niamh to my house for a nice visit. 

Before her beautiful dancing class.

Zita put my bed on the floor in the living room.


Because I do not use my little house anymore. 

Even at nighttime. 

Because I have two big fluffy pillows. Good for me.

A package came. And it was for the Bears. 

Even some for flying aeroplanes goggles, for General Major Tuktoyaktuk Bear. My goodness.

And a picture of a Scotsman, on a horse, and he was stealing a flag from some French soldiers.

I think he was a friend of Colonel Dugal. 

Maybe it is his Merry Christmas present. Maybe. 

I got my dinner early today, because I fooled Craig. Ha. 

Craig and Zita had lasagnas. 

Those Lasagnas are way too sticky for dogs. Oh well.

Then Craig had to find a new detective program.

Because the one we started to watch last night was not so very nice. Oh well. 





Thursday, 18 June 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Five

Miss Pancake 


​I was very busy today. And so was Zita. 

We did not go on a right away walk.

Because my friend Niamh came home to borrow the fast car so she could do an important errand.

And when she was gone we were very busy doing our neat and tidy work.

And when she got home we took her to her apartment, and we went to the bank.

And I got a big treat. Our bank always gives me treats.

Then we went to the run all around park for dogs.

But there was a nasty dog there who barked at me. 

It was not so fierce as me, so I did not even bark back. 

So we got into our car and went to our beautiful farm. Ha. Too bad for that dog.

And we had a very lovely time. 

Because when we got there it was all sunshine everywhere.

We stayed there for only a little while today, because we got a little too hot.

When we got home Craig was all dressed.

And that mister Paul came over to have his coffee with us.

And we had croissants too. I got the crunchy end from Craig.

Mister Paul took Niamh’s broken beautiful lamp back to his house to fix. 

He is a very good fixer.

Zita was helping Niamh get her special I am Irish too book.

Because there were lots and lots of questions.

Zita has one on those books and so does Emmet.

But Craig only has one. Too bad for him.

But Dugal said he has a friend who makes those special books. 

And Dugal has lots of very different ones in the basement, and Craig can borrow one if he wants.

My goodness me, that is a nice idea.

Dugal said you should always have three or four, or even more. Just in case.

After Paul was gone, we had some of that thunder. 

But it did not find us. Ha. 

When it was dinnertime I did not get so much of my food. 

Because of that chubbley word.

But I got very very delicious livers on top. 

Because livers do not make me chubbley. It is known.

After dinner we watched one of our favourite detectives.

The man with his own beautiful church, and his friend the policeman. 

It is a very quiet detective program, so I fell all asleep.










Wednesday, 17 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Four

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me, what a very busy day we had.

Right after our breakfasts we went to Miss Jennifer’s house, and minded my friends Emma and Rai.

And we took them to their school. 

And when we got home Zita and I made very crunchy croissants. By ourselves.

And when they were cooking we went and brought Niamh back home. 

And then Lee came over too.

And everybody had coffees and croissants.

I did not have any.

Because my doctor said I was a bit chubbley. Oh my goodness me. 

That was not such a very nice thing to say. 

And he told Zita and Zita told Craig and Niamh too. Oh dear me. 

Now everybody knows. 

But Emmet does not know. 

Maybe they will send me secret from Ireland treats. Maybe. 

When Zita went out with Kathy I took Niamh and Lee on a very long walk.

We saw both of my ponds and my friends the ducks too. 

But then we were all too hot, so we came home to my always cool house. Ha.

And they had more croissants. But not me. 

Then Niamh went into the den to do her important work. I minded her. 

Before Dugal went on vacation, with The Miss Contessa, he gave Zita the key to the secret box in the basement.

Because that is where the fairy bagpipes of Ruadh Mór Badger are hidden. 


They can only be played when Scotland is in danger. 

Then the sound with bring all the old Blackthorn-Badgers back. To save Scotland.

He was afraid that Festis or Furrgus’s might take them to help Scotland wiin those football games. 

So now they are hidden the clean clothes machine.

Because Festis and Furrgus do not know where it is. Ha. 


Tuesday, 16 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Three

Miss Pancake 


​We had a quiet day today.

Because Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I were up until very late talking.

And having snacks.

But Craig was in the comfy bed listening to his book.

So we did not get up right away this morning, but we had a very lovely long walk.

Because it was not too hot again.

After lunchtime Zita and I had to go to my just for dogs hospital.

Because I had to get my shot.

So those nasty bugs will not make me sick. 

So the fast car took us there. It is a bit far away. 

But I looked out the window at everything. So it was very interesting. 

And I had my nap right in the backseat. Ha.

It is a comfy backseat. But not as big as Mister Clifford’s. 

And that Mister Clifford is so very big I can look down into all the cars. Ha. 

When we went home the fast car took us to our farm first, so we could have our exercises. Ha.

Our fast car always likes to go to the farm. 

When we got home I had a very nice nap, so I did not help Zita make the tasty dinner. 

On the television there were lots and lots of Scotsmen with bagpipes. 

And they were playing them on the streets. Altogether. I think they were very loud. 

Because they won a football game. 

Festis and Furrgus are there, Colonel Dugal said.  

He did not go, because he and the contessa are going on vacation tomorrow.

They are going to visit her other house. The one in the country, with the giant garden.


That is where she makes her wines.

But not just by herself. I think Dugal will help.

Because he is very polite.

Now they can have a relax, together.

Miss Alexa told us there was noisy thunder all around. Oh dear.

But I think that the thunder got lost. 

So I had my after dinner nap in my side yard.

After we were all finished all the important things it was bedtime detectives for us. Ha. 

Monday, 15 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Two

Miss Pancake 


We had a nice sleep in this morning.

So I had to wake Zita up by myself.

Because Craig was still fast asleep.

But after our breakfasts we went for a very long walk.

Because it was not a bit too hot today. 

So we had a very good time looking at all the beautiful flowers, in all the gardens. 

Then Zita went out to do some errands and I minded the house.

But my friend the present man came. 

And he stayed at my front door for a long time. Oh dear.

I told Zita, when she got home. 

She said it was an important present for that Mister Tyler, and someone had to take in their own hands.

So she went to the presents shop to get it for him. 

And take it to Niamh and Tyler’s apartment. 

Craig and I are going to go to the apartment. 

So we can help Niamh with the music machines. 

Because sometimes there are too many wires. 

But Craig has lots and lots of wires in a giant box underneath my comfy sofa.

And Craig is not afraid of those wires. Me either. Ha. 

Because we have even more wires. 


And lots of music machines too.

Craig told me they are just in case music machines. 


When Zita got home from Kathy’s house we made dinner.

And my friend Niamh was here too.

And I guarded her, when she was on our swinging outside sofa. 

She was doing important work with Miss Erin in far far away.

And then we had big fat bacons with lots of stuff on toasty breads.

I got some bacons. 

Bacons are very delicious for me. 

Then Tarryn came to visit us. 

So then Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I talked for a long time.

So Craig went to bed, so he could listen to his book. 





Sunday, 14 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty One

​Today it was not so very hot.

Yesterday we went for our long walk after that hot sunshine was gone. Ha.

So when we got home it was our bedtime.

Today, after our breakfasts we went for our walk before the lots of rain found my streets.

Then Zita and Niamh went to find things for Niamh’s and Tyler’s fast bicycles.

I stayed here and helped Craig with his muffin. 

Because Miss Alexa said maybe there was loud thunder today.

So I stayed here to keep Craig as safe as could be.

He is not even a bit scared of those loud noises. That is good. 

This afternoon Niamh is getting all her music machines together on big shelves.

She sent me a picture.


And Cousin Ciara and Mister Lee sent me a picture too. 


Mister Ben and my far away friend Miss Suzy were not in that picture.

Because Mister Ben was fast asleep and maybe Miss Suzy was his very best minder. Ha.

Before dinnertime Zita got Niamh so she could do some grocery shopping. 

Mister Tyler was playing his game with Mister Mitch, who lives far far away in the mountains.

My goodness.

I stayed here to mind Craig, and have a very nice relax in the den.

On my comfy sofa.

Niamh said I will have on own sofa when I visit. That is a good idea.


Saturday, 13 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty

Miss Pancake 

​We did not write a big story today, because Craig had a sick tummy.

Because he ate way too many of the delicious from far away places sausages.

So he just stayed in the comfy bed all day. 

I went in all the time and he was always just fast asleep. 

But he was not even a bit dead. 

Because I am his very best nurse. 

Niamh and Tyler came to visit me, and to get Niamh's very fast bicycle.  

Because it is summertime.

Then Zita and I a lovely outside relax and a nice walk.

And because it was after dark then we went to bedtime.


Friday, 12 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Nineteen

Miss Pancake 


​I went to Niamh’s apartment today. Two times. 

And I was on the up and down room too. I was very brave. Niamh said so.

Niamh and Tyler are going to get another cool house machine.

Because the one they have can only make some of the places nice and cool.

But not the bedrooms. Oh dear. 

So they had to sleep in the living room. 

That is not so very comfy. 

And this afternoon Niamh went to the beautiful shop, to help Tarryn. 

Where it was very cool inside.

It was too hot today for a nice walk.

But we had our breakfasts outside in my side yard.

And when was Craig all awake I helped him with his blueberries scone. 

Then it was past my nap time.

So I went in the den, where it was quiet. Ha.

Craig and Zita had a no cooking dinner. Because of the way too hot.

Then Niamh came here and Mister Clifford took them to the too much of everything store.

And they bought a brand new cool the house machine, and took it back to Niamh’s apartment.

We watched that very nice lady detective when Zita and Mister Clifford got home. 

Then it was fall fast asleep time for me.