Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Eight

​I was a bit tired this morning, and Zita was too.

Because we were still having our party even past my bedtime.

But we had lots and lots of tasty food.

We made four different pizzas. And some had lots of different cheeses. 

And one had delicious hams from Italy and even different kinds of sausage from there too. My goodness.

So our oven was full up with pizzas.

So everybody was a cook. 

Except for Craig and Tyler. They just talked. 

That is why everything was very delicious. 

And when they were all cooked, there was no room on the dining room table.

Except for some beers.

And everybody talked for a long time, until it was delicious dessert time.

And then when everyone went to their homes they took the extras. 

So they could have pizza breakfasts.

Niamh and Mister Tyler rode their fast bicycles here this morning.

Because they borrowed the fast car.

Because they went to Tyler’s parent’s house.

Because it was that day for fathers. Ha.

Last night Craig got a secret present. And it was a special restaurant for birds. 

Especially for the noisy knock knock on the trees birds. My goodness. 

And peanut butter food. 

Because peanut butter is their most very favourite food. Just like me.

So when we put it in the tree, we put brand new water in the bathtubs too.

And when Zita and I came home from our errands with Mister Clifford, we brought Craig doughnuts.

For his Father’s Day treat. Ha. 

Before dinner Zita and I went on a very long walk, because it was as beautiful as could be outside.

We had pizza for dinner.

But it was not used pizza. 

It was never even a bit eaten pizza, from the lovely party. 

Because we made lots and lots of pizzas. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Seven

 ​what a very busy day we had.

Because it is our party day. 

We went and found Niamh, and then we found Lilly and we all went to get beautiful flowers.

Because Susan is in far away England. 

And if we did not find lots of beautiful flowers she would not have a lovely garden.

So we went to that special store and I went inside too.

To guard all my friends. Ha.

When we got home Mister Clifford went on the street.

Because there was a football game up on the busy street.

So Mister Tyler and his father put their car in our driveway.

So those police trucks would not take their car way.

Zita and I went to the patio to take the silly weeds away. I was a big help.

Because it was my job to find them. Ha. 

Then Niamh and Tarryn and Sach were here. 

Because they came to the party too. 

And we made our very own, all by ourselves pizzas.

And Zita’s especially delicious dessert too. My goodness.

And we have cheeses. I saw them. 

But when Mister Tyler came here he was sad, because his team did not win. Again.

But he had a lots of tasty treats at that game.

When we were getting all the special for pizzas cheese all ready, Mister Tyler had the cut off your toes machine.

And he made the grass all neat and tidy, before even more bouncy rain found my house. 

And then Miss Andrea got here, when she was all finished at her hospital. 

But she did not have her Doctor’s clothes on this time. 

She had her cooking delicious food clothes on. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Six

​

Miss Pancake 

My goodness me, my outside weather was not always the same, all day.

We went to visit all the nice farmers this morning.

So we could get all the food for our tomorrow dinner party .

And when we were there it was a lots of sunshine day.

But when we got back in the fast car it was just bouncy rain everywhere. 

So we could not go to our farm. 

Because we did not want to be all soggy. 

So Zita and I did some errands instead, and I stayed in the car, so I could guard all the tasty foods.

Miss Doctor Andrea is going to have dinner with us tomorrow. 

And Niamh and Tyler too. 

So you have to have delicious foods for lovely parties with your friends. 

Especially lots of tasty cheeses, from far away places. 

This afternoon Zita brought Niamh to my house for a nice visit. 

Before her beautiful dancing class.

Zita put my bed on the floor in the living room.

Because I do not use my little house anymore. 

Even at nighttime. 

Because I have two big fluffy pillows. Good for me.

A package came. And it was for the Bears. 

Even some for flying aeroplanes goggles, for General Major Tuktoyaktuk Bear. My goodness.

And a picture of a Scotsman, on a horse, and he was stealing a flag from some French soldiers.

I think he was a friend of Colonel Dugal. 

Maybe it is his Merry Christmas present. Maybe. 

I got my dinner early today, because I fooled Craig. Ha. 

Craig and Zita had lasagnas. 

Those Lasagnas are way too sticky for dogs. Oh well.

Then Craig had to find a new detective program.

Because the one we started to watch last night was not so very nice. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Five

Miss Pancake 

​I was very busy today. And so was Zita. 

We did not go on a right away walk.

Because my friend Niamh came home to borrow the fast car so she could do an important errand.

And when she was gone we were very busy doing our neat and tidy work.

And when she got home we took her to her apartment, and we went to the bank.

And I got a big treat. Our bank always gives me treats.

Then we went to the run all around park for dogs.

But there was a nasty dog there who barked at me. 

It was not so fierce as me, so I did not even bark back. 

So we got into our car and went to our beautiful farm. Ha. Too bad for that dog.

And we had a very lovely time. 

Because when we got there it was all sunshine everywhere.

We stayed there for only a little while today, because we got a little too hot.

When we got home Craig was all dressed.

And that mister Paul came over to have his coffee with us.

And we had croissants too. I got the crunchy end from Craig.

Mister Paul took Niamh’s broken beautiful lamp back to his house to fix. 

He is a very good fixer.

Zita was helping Niamh get her special I am Irish too book.

Because there were lots and lots of questions.

Zita has one on those books and so does Emmet.

But Craig only has one. Too bad for him.

But Dugal said he has a friend who makes those special books. 

And Dugal has lots of very different ones in the basement, and Craig can borrow one if he wants.

My goodness me, that is a nice idea.

Dugal said you should always have three or four, or even more. Just in case.

After Paul was gone, we had some of that thunder. 

But it did not find us. Ha. 

When it was dinnertime I did not get so much of my food. 

Because of that chubbley word.

But I got very very delicious livers on top. 

Because livers do not make me chubbley. It is known.

After dinner we watched one of our favourite detectives.

The man with his own beautiful church, and his friend the policeman. 

It is a very quiet detective program, so I fell all asleep.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Four

Miss Pancake 

​My goodness me, what a very busy day we had.

Right after our breakfasts we went to Miss Jennifer’s house, and minded my friends Emma and Rai.

And we took them to their school. 

And when we got home Zita and I made very crunchy croissants. By ourselves.

And when they were cooking we went and brought Niamh back home. 

And then Lee came over too.

And everybody had coffees and croissants.

I did not have any.

Because my doctor said I was a bit chubbley. Oh my goodness me. 

That was not such a very nice thing to say. 

And he told Zita and Zita told Craig and Niamh too. Oh dear me. 

Now everybody knows. 

But Emmet does not know. 

Maybe they will send me secret from Ireland treats. Maybe. 

When Zita went out with Kathy I took Niamh and Lee on a very long walk.

We saw both of my ponds and my friends the ducks too. 

But then we were all too hot, so we came home to my always cool house. Ha.

And they had more croissants. But not me. 

Then Niamh went into the den to do her important work. I minded her. 

Before Dugal went on vacation, with The Miss Contessa, he gave Zita the key to the secret box in the basement.

Because that is where the fairy bagpipes of Ruadh Mór Badger are hidden. 

They can only be played when Scotland is in danger. 

Then the sound with bring all the old Blackthorn-Badgers back. To save Scotland.

He was afraid that Festis or Furrgus’s might take them to help Scotland wiin those football games. 

So now they are hidden the clean clothes machine.

Because Festis and Furrgus do not know where it is. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Three

Miss Pancake 

​We had a quiet day today.

Because Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I were up until very late talking.

And having snacks.

But Craig was in the comfy bed listening to his book.

So we did not get up right away this morning, but we had a very lovely long walk.

Because it was not too hot again.

After lunchtime Zita and I had to go to my just for dogs hospital.

Because I had to get my shot.

So those nasty bugs will not make me sick. 

So the fast car took us there. It is a bit far away. 

But I looked out the window at everything. So it was very interesting. 

And I had my nap right in the backseat. Ha.

It is a comfy backseat. But not as big as Mister Clifford’s. 

And that Mister Clifford is so very big I can look down into all the cars. Ha. 

When we went home the fast car took us to our farm first, so we could have our exercises. Ha.

Our fast car always likes to go to the farm. 

When we got home I had a very nice nap, so I did not help Zita make the tasty dinner. 

On the television there were lots and lots of Scotsmen with bagpipes. 

And they were playing them on the streets. Altogether. I think they were very loud. 

Because they won a football game. 

Festis and Furrgus are there, Colonel Dugal said.  

He did not go, because he and the contessa are going on vacation tomorrow.

They are going to visit her other house. The one in the country, with the giant garden.

That is where she makes her wines.

But not just by herself. I think Dugal will help.

Because he is very polite.

Now they can have a relax, together.

Miss Alexa told us there was noisy thunder all around. Oh dear.

But I think that the thunder got lost. 

So I had my after dinner nap in my side yard.

After we were all finished all the important things it was bedtime detectives for us. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Two

​Miss Pancake 

We had a nice sleep in this morning.

So I had to wake Zita up by myself.

Because Craig was still fast asleep.

But after our breakfasts we went for a very long walk.

Because it was not a bit too hot today. 

So we had a very good time looking at all the beautiful flowers, in all the gardens. 

Then Zita went out to do some errands and I minded the house.

But my friend the present man came. 

And he stayed at my front door for a long time. Oh dear.

I told Zita, when she got home. 

She said it was an important present for that Mister Tyler, and someone had to take in their own hands.

So she went to the presents shop to get it for him. 

And take it to Niamh and Tyler’s apartment. 

Craig and I are going to go to the apartment. 

So we can help Niamh with the music machines. 

Because sometimes there are too many wires. 

But Craig has lots and lots of wires in a giant box underneath my comfy sofa.

And Craig is not afraid of those wires. Me either. Ha. 

Because we have even more wires. 

And lots of music machines too.

Craig told me they are just in case music machines. 

When Zita got home from Kathy’s house we made dinner.

And my friend Niamh was here too.

And I guarded her, when she was on our swinging outside sofa. 

She was doing important work with Miss Erin in far far away.

And then we had big fat bacons with lots of stuff on toasty breads.

I got some bacons. 

Bacons are very delicious for me. 

Then Tarryn came to visit us. 

So then Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I talked for a long time.

So Craig went to bed, so he could listen to his book. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty One

​Today it was not so very hot.

Yesterday we went for our long walk after that hot sunshine was gone. Ha.

So when we got home it was our bedtime.

Today, after our breakfasts we went for our walk before the lots of rain found my streets.

Then Zita and Niamh went to find things for Niamh’s and Tyler’s fast bicycles.

I stayed here and helped Craig with his muffin. 

Because Miss Alexa said maybe there was loud thunder today.

So I stayed here to keep Craig as safe as could be.

He is not even a bit scared of those loud noises. That is good. 

This afternoon Niamh is getting all her music machines together on big shelves.

She sent me a picture.

And Cousin Ciara and Mister Lee sent me a picture too. 

Mister Ben and my far away friend Miss Suzy were not in that picture.

Because Mister Ben was fast asleep and maybe Miss Suzy was his very best minder. Ha.

Before dinnertime Zita got Niamh so she could do some grocery shopping. 

Mister Tyler was playing his game with Mister Mitch, who lives far far away in the mountains.

My goodness.

I stayed here to mind Craig, and have a very nice relax in the den.

On my comfy sofa.

Niamh said I will have on own sofa when I visit. That is a good idea.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty

Miss Pancake 

​We did not write a big story today, because Craig had a sick tummy.

Because he ate way too many of the delicious from far away places sausages.

So he just stayed in the comfy bed all day. 

I went in all the time and he was always just fast asleep. 

But he was not even a bit dead. 

Because I am his very best nurse. 

Niamh and Tyler came to visit me, and to get Niamh's very fast bicycle.  

Because it is summertime.

Then Zita and I a lovely outside relax and a nice walk.

And because it was after dark then we went to bedtime.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Nineteen

Miss Pancake 

​I went to Niamh’s apartment today. Two times. 

And I was on the up and down room too. I was very brave. Niamh said so.

Niamh and Tyler are going to get another cool house machine.

Because the one they have can only make some of the places nice and cool.

But not the bedrooms. Oh dear. 

So they had to sleep in the living room. 

That is not so very comfy. 

And this afternoon Niamh went to the beautiful shop, to help Tarryn. 

Where it was very cool inside.

It was too hot today for a nice walk.

But we had our breakfasts outside in my side yard.

And when was Craig all awake I helped him with his blueberries scone. 

Then it was past my nap time.

So I went in the den, where it was quiet. Ha.

Craig and Zita had a no cooking dinner. Because of the way too hot.

Then Niamh came here and Mister Clifford took them to the too much of everything store.

And they bought a brand new cool the house machine, and took it back to Niamh’s apartment.

We watched that very nice lady detective when Zita and Mister Clifford got home. 

Then it was fall fast asleep time for me. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighteen

Miss Pancake 

​My goodness me.

I did not have such a very good night last night.

Because I had to be the house minder, all by myself, for a very long time.

When Craig and Zita got home from the restaurant I was very happy they were home.

Especially my friend Craig.

I gave him my favourite ball and lots of kisses.

Because when Craig goes out in Mister Clifford I always go with him.

But when they went to the lovely restaurant they were there for a long time.

So Craig was not here to be my best helper. 

And Craig is always here with me. 

So I was very happy when he got home. 

I think we should have a stay home rule for Craig, unless I am with him. 

And it was so late we went to bed right away. 

This morning Zita and I went on a long walk, before it was too hot for my feet.

Then Niamh was here.

Because she brought the fast car back home.

But she had to go back to her apartment to do her important work.

So we drove her back.

And after lunchtime Zita went to another getting an important paper.

But this time it was for Doctor Miss Andrea. 

Because now she is a new special doctor. 

And she gave her own speech.

And she got a very important prize. 

Because of her interesting work in the hospital. My goodness.

Now everybody has their important papers. That is good. 

I did not go. 

I stayed here to mind Craig. He did not go either. That was good.

He just had his coffees and we had a together relax. 

When Zita got home she left right away.

Because today is her inside swimming class. 

When she got home she brought dinner with her. 

And it was tasty sausages from far away places.

I already had my dinner.

So I was not hungry, like Craig and Zita. Ha. 

After dinner it was our detective time. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighteen

​Miss Pancake 

We only had time to make my story very short today.

Because everybody was way too busy doing everything.

Zita and I went right in Niamh’s own apartment, so we could bring her back to our house. 

Then Zita and Niamh went to our university, because today was Lee’s day to get the important piece of paper.

So now they can dig giant holes to find things, and will not get in trouble at all. Ha. 

Lee said I could be their very best helper.

Because I am a very good digger. 

Maybe we could go to far away Italy again. And find more beautiful things. Ha. 

And have delicious cheeses too. 

And Craig had a big sleep in, because we are going to be all awake until late tonight.

Because everybody is going to a lovely restaurant for a dinner with my friend Lee. And all our friends  My goodness.

It is an Italian and an Irish restaurant, and at the same time. My goodness me. 

But I am staying home to mind my house.

And to have a very long nap. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventeen

Miss Pancake 

​We had a very quiet day today.

But because it was as lovely as could be we went on our two bridges walk. 

That is a good walk, because there are lots of new things to smell.

When we got home I minded Craig, and the house, when Zita did important errands.

Craig had a bit of a sleep in, because he had a nasty headache.

But then he had his lots of coffee and his muffin.

I had to help him with that muffin.

Because of the headache.

Zita was outside because our outside bathtubs were just filled with nasty water. 

So she put lots of brand new water in them.

Nobody wants to have a bath in nasty water. 

And then she made the front garden neat and tidy.

And we took Emmet’s old bed all apart, until it was just lots of pieces. I was her very best helper.

We are going to give it away to someone who does not have a bed big enough for a nice dog too. Ha.

When we were all finished and came upstairs, Craig’s headache was nearly all gone.

He said looking out the window helps fix those nasty headaches. I did not know that. 

Then Zita went for walk with me, to get some very free stuff. 

It was a bit hot, but we went anyway. 

Because we are tough. Zita said so. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh came here before dinnertime, to get a some beautiful pots she is making, with Lee and Cara.

Then they went to the beautiful pots shop, and cook them. My goodness.

Craig and Zita had meatballs for their dinner.

Then it was detective time.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixteen

​We had another busy day today.

Because today my friend Tarryn got her important paper from our nice university.

So Zita and Niamh went to the university.

So they could clap their hands and make very loud noises when Tarryn got her paper.

And make lots of very lovely pictures too. 

Zita and Emmet and Niamh all have that kind of lovely paper.

But Craig does not. 

Because he did not like the rules so much.

And only took the courses he liked, and not the others. Too bad for him. 

And Lee and Doctor Andrea are getting special papers too. 

What a very busy time for us. My goodness me.

Craig was all dressed even before my own lunchtime. 

So I did not even wait at all.

And it was very lovely outside, so after my lunch I went outside.

I stayed there, until Zita came home. 

Then Zita and I took Niamh back to her apartment.

Because she still had lots of work today.

Then I had my afternoon nap, in the beautiful sunshine. 

Some boys came to my house, because they wanted to make our grass neat and tidy.

But they did not have their own machine. That was silly.

So I barked at them, because I did not even know who they were.  Oh well. 

Before our dinner, Zita and Niamh went to Tarryn’s apartment so they can drink altogether beers. Ha.

And when Zita got home we had a summertime diner. 

Because there was no hot cooking for us. Ha.

We had lots of very delicious meats, from far away Italy. 

And potatoes all chopped up with eggs.

Zita says you cannot have a real dinner if you do not have potatoes.

That is because she is from Ireland. Ha.

After everything we watched the lady detective. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred Fifteen

​Miss Pancake 

We went on a giant walk today. 

And we went over the two very big bridges. And I was very brave. Zita told me. 

When we got to our busy street we did not go into the tasty treats market.

Because there were way too many people.

So we came home.

And then Niamh and Tyler were there.

And they were dressed in their most beautiful clothes.

Because they went to say goodbye to Tyler’s grandfather. That was sad.

So they borrowed the fast car.

And when they came back they got more apartment stuff, so Zita drove them home.

By herself only.

So I could help Craig with his brand new muffins. 

My friend Emmet is in far away England again. 

Helping people with their interesting stories. 

But after everybody’s dinner was all finished, mine too, Craig had to have another scary bath.

Because Zita said that we are going to have a very busy outside week. My goodness me.

And you cannot be even a bit smelly like a skunk, when you go to nice places, with your friends.

And Craig has to use that silly little wheels chair.

And his nice go fast chair has to stay in the den. 

So it does not get all very wet. 

So I went outside, until he was all squeaky clean again. 

Then it was detective time for everybody here. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen

Miss Pancake 

​My goodness, what a very busy day I had.

We took some important things to Niamh and Tyler’s apartment. 

I was very very brave when we were in the up and down room. Ha.

But before we went in Zita and I had a walk all around those streets. 

To make sure there were no smelly skunks anywhere.

But when we were all inside Niamh said that she tried a bit of the music machine.

And it did not work so well.

When we got back home Craig was all dressed and made everybody their coffees. 

And he had one of those very delicious doughnuts for his lunch. Ha.

Then Craig went into the den and got another piece for Niamh. 

Because we always have lots and lots of those pieces. 

And Zita took it to Niamh so she could have lots of music in her lovely apartment. 

But Zita did not come home, because she and Niamh had to go to the beautiful cloths shop. 

So they can make beautiful things for that apartment. 

So everything is beautiful when I visit. 

The computer said that it is going to be very loud thunder tonight.

And there is a football game up on the busy street.

And Tyler’s father is going to see it. Oh dear. 

And just like that there was way so much rain.

So Craig and I watched all the wet people from our watching window.

But when the very loud thunder came here I went into our office and had a nap underneath tge big desk. Ha.

I was very happy when Zita got home, and she brought a milkshake for Craig. 

And after their tasty eggs and toasts, we watched the lady detective. 

And I went to fast asleep. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirteen

Miss Pancake 

We took Mister Clifford to Mister Mike's fix your car shop. 

To get him all ready for the hot summer time. 

And then I minded Zita when we walked all the way home.

Before it was way too hot for us. 

When we got home Miss Doctor Andrea came for a lovely visit.

And she brought Miss Suzie's very delicious doughnuts too. My goodness.  

That was a treat for us.  

She told us all abut her visit to the far far far away in the mountains hospital.

It is in the same place that Niamh goes to visit. 

It is where Mister Nelson’s very nice dog lives. My goodness.  

And before Christmas she is going back to be a big help, in the very little hospital. 

But only for a little while. Then she will be a doctor back here. That is a good idea. 

Then Niamh brought the fast car here before her beautiful dancing classes.

Craig went to bed before dinner time. 

Because he ate too many doughnuts. My goodness me. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twelve

​we had a lovely early all over walk today. 

So we would not be melting when the lots of sunshine made me way too hot.

And when we got home Zita told the machine to make the house comfy cool. 

And just like that it was.

Last night we found a treasure. In my own den.

Craig and Zita were looking for one of Craig’s little cars, under the big television.

But we found lots of swords instead. My goodness me.

They were so all covered in dusts I thought they were sticks. But they were pointy swords.

And we found even more little swords too.

And even the giant, only for Scotsmen sword. My goodness me.

And one of the swords Craig had forgotten all about, so he was a bit very surprised. My goodness me.

And this morning the clean the floors machine took all the dust way far away.

Now Craig and I can be famous knights. Ha. That is a good idea for us.

Craig had a big sleep in today.

Because he was too tired to get up with Zita and me,

But I helped him with his cinnamon bun. When he was all dressed. 

Before Zita went her inside swimming class she filled the fast car up with things for Niamh and Tyler.

And there was a cool the house machine and the new make beautiful music machine. My goodness me.

So I had a nice nap in my comfy sofa in my den. 

But then I heard my bowl and it had my dinner in it. And some very tasty treats too. 

When Zita was home and when all the after dinnertime work was finished it was detective time. 

I got up on the bed, even before Craig and Zita. 

Because I have my own comfy spot on the bed. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eleven

Miss Pancake 

​We did not have even a little sleep in today.

Because we were very busy.

Zita and I and the fast car went and found Niamh at her apartment and brought her home.

Because she had to get her dirty clothes all clean. 

So we all went for a walk in the beautiful day. 

We went to our lake and there were fast boats there. Right in the water. 

I saw them. Ha.

And when we got to our other beautiful park, there were fat as could be fish in the water. 

I saw them too. 

But when the sunshine started to get too hot we went home. 

Because we had the make the house cool machine on. Ha. 

And we made Scotsman’s porridge for everybody, even Craig.

Because he did not have any sleep ins today.

Because his friend Mister Pat brought a new music machine for Niamh. My goodness. 

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It is for the apartment, so Niamh and Tyler can have beautiful music too. 

Then Dina and Lee came here, for their coffees.

And then Niamh and Dina went outside to do their work. 

So I had to mind them. All by myself.

Because Zita had to go to a special store to do some important errands.

I was so busy I forgot to eat my own lunch. 

Zita and I are going to make very special cushions for Niamh and Tyler’s outside chairs.

So they will not hurt their bottoms. 

Craig had to find a new detective program, so I can fall fast asleep with Craig and Zita. 

When it is on.

We had a very nice dinner and it was chicken sandwiches. Chicken is my favourite.

Then I had a nap, until it was bedtime. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ten

​Miss Pancake 

We had a very beautiful day today.

So Zita and went on a very very long walk. And it was not just around here.

Because we went way past the lake, and past the giant for the new hospital hole.

And we went to where all the special trees live. 

And I got to smell everything brand new.

And there was not one other dog there. 

Because it was very early in the morning. 

And when we got home we visited Miss Bruna and Lee.

So we could talk about the little nasty ants that come into my house.

My goodness.

But Lee knows all about them. That is good.

When we got home Craig was all dressed.

And Zita made him his coffee. And I helped him with that cinnamon bun.

The nice man brought a big box and it is for Mister Tom.

So he can make us even more detective programs.

The Professor Jill came for a visit. And so had lots and lots of water.

Because she already had way too much coffees. My goodness. 

So I had my nap, in my own comfy watching window chair.

When professor Jill was gone, it was my own dinnertime. 

Craig and Zita had very delicious sausages for dinner. I got just a very very little bit.

Because I had a sick tummy yesterday.

But today I and perfect. Just like my friend Craig. Ha.

After diner I was Zita’s very best gardening helper. 

We made our in front of the house garden all neat and tidy.

And we put nice clean water in the birds outside bathtub. 

Then we watched our young lady detective program. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Nine

Miss Pancake 

​When Zita and I were as awake as could be, we looked out our side door and it was beautiful outside. 

So we had an outside breakfast. 

And when we finished, it was clean the house day for us. Oh well.

Because we had not made everything squeaky clean after our giant party.

And it was a bit messy. 

But before we were all finished, we went on a long walk.

For a nice relax.

Because making our house all clean is not very interesting.

But looking at everybody’s flowers is very interesting.

And when we got back it was time for my morning nap.

So Zita talked to her sister in far away Ireland. 

And just like the Craig was all dressed and had his coffees before I was awake.

We ate all of Sach’s tasty cinnamon buns, so we had a Mister IKEA’s bun instead.

I was his best helper.

Then Zita went to Tarryn’s beautiful shop, to look for presents. 

But they will be secret presents. 

I had my afternoon relax in the side yard, with my friends the little birds. 

When Zita got home we were very busy.

Because we put brand new pictures on the walls. 

And we found a beautiful picture of Colonel Dugal’s soldiers. From when he was very young. 

So we put it on the wall right beside him. That was a very good idea.

And then Festis and Furrgus had to move around, 

Because Festis could not see out our watching windows so very well. So now it was his turn. 

Zita said so.

And then she brought up the very shiny light that was resting in the basement.

Now all our beautiful lights are shiny lights. That is a nice idea for us too.

And we put another wonderful picture on top of the very comfy sofa.

So we had a very busy afternoon. 

Then it was dinnertime for everybody. 

And I got a very little bit of the used pizza crust. 

That was a tasty treat. But not such a very big treat.

And after everyone did their before bedtime work, it was detectives time for us.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eight

​Zita and I had a very nice sleep in.

But it was not so long, because Niamh came here to bring back the fast car.

And when she left she had lots of lovely pots for beautiful flowers.

Then I took Zita on our exercises walk, so we could look at all the beautiful gardens. 

It was not too hot, so we went for a very long time.

When we got home Craig was nearly all dressed.

So I could not be his best helper today.

Then Tarryn and Jamie came for a visit, and to get their chairs.

They were for the giant party.

Then Zita went to the good grocery store. To get some chickens for our dinners.

I stayed here, because it was my afternoon nap time.

When Zita got home it was Allenbeautiful and all sunshiney, so she went to our other garden.

I watched her from my window in the den.

She was getting it all ready for our delicious vegetables. Ha.

And she took one of our sharp as could be saws. I do not know why.

I could not see that part of the garden. Oh well. 

And that Mister Tyler’s mother was there too. For a little visit. My goodness.

When Craig and Zita had their dinner it was a late time.

Because of the garden work.

But Zita put the chicken in the new cooking machine.

And it was very delicious. Craig gave me some.

But we did not tell Zita. It was secret chicken.

Then it was our bedtime detectives. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seven.

Miss Pancake 

​We had a very busy all day.

After we got up we went all over everywhere and then we went to the busy street.

Because that is where the nice bank is.

But it was very busy this morning, so we had to wait.

But there were two young ladies in front of us, and they wanted a dog just like me. Ha.

Then we went to the store with the noisy up and down room.

But I was very brave, so we got some delicious, brand new treats for me.

And when we got home Craig was all dressed.

So I helped him with the tasty delicious cinnamon bun Sach made us. 

But then Craig and Zita asked me if I want to go on an adventure ride in Mister Clifford.

And I did. Ha.

And we went to lots of places, even our nice university.

Because it has brand new beautiful buildings.

Then we went to some very full of cars streets. 

They were not my streets. They were other streets.

And looked at all the giant holes all over everywhere.

That is where the to everywhere trains are going to be. My goodness me.

Then it was nearly dinner time.

So we went to that very especially delicious pizzas store.

Craig used to go there when he was at university, a long long time ago. When he was not very old.

And we got one for Zita and one for Craig and lots of crusts for me. 

Those are very delicious pizzas.

Because they have too much cheese. Ha. 

And then everybody was a bit very full up and tired. 

So we watched the detectives early tonight. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Six

​we had a nice long all around walk this morning.

And then he had Miss Chris came to visit us, and to have coffees and tasty treats.

They had some of Sach’s very delicious cinnamon buns. Ha.

My goodness me, yesterday day Craig and Dina had sick tummies. 

But then Craig had a cinnamon bun, and Niamh and Dina and Lilly went to a movie. 

Then Craig Dina were all right again. 

Auntie Eileen and Cousin Lucy were at Ciara house. And they were giving Mister Ben his dinner.

And we saw it, right on Zita’s flat computer. My goodness me.

But I did not see my friend Sally.

When Craig was getting all dressed Zita and I went and found Niamh. At her own apartment. 

Because she had to borrow the fast car tonight. 

Because it is beautiful dancing class Friday.

But before she went Zita and Niamh and I went downstairs to find some special clothes.

Because tomorrow Niamh and Tyler and their friends are going to an outside party.

Where everybody thinks they are fierce knights and beautiful ladies. 

Because she had to find some beautiful lady clothes. My goodness me.

Craig said she could take his Scotsman’s giant sword.

But it is nearly a tall as Niamh. Oh well.

Niamh said beautiful ladies do not have giant swords.

They have lovely little stick them in your ear knives instead. My goodness me. 

Then I had my before dinnertime nap, and Zita talked to her sister.

When I was all awake it was dinner time for everybody. 

And after we sat outside for a nice while, it was detective time. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Four

​it was a very beautiful outside day today.

So after our breakfasts we went for a very long all over everywhere walk. 

Then we went to find my friend Niamh at her apartment and I went upstairs for a visit.

And I went out on their porch. And I was not even a bit scared.

When we got home Lee came for a visit and we had our lunch all together.

Then Zita and I went and got Tyler.

Because Niamh and Tyler had to borrow the fast car.

Because it is Tyler’s sisters’s birthday. 

And they are going to a restaurant. My goodness me.

But I did not go upstairs this time.

I helped Craig with his too much coffees.

We put my summertime door up. 

So I can go outside all by myself, but those nasty bugs cannot get in and be silly. Ha. 

Last night we put some of Craig’s very beautiful pictures on the wall. 

That was a good idea.

And now we are going to move lots of pictures all around, so everything is like brand new. 

We had some used sausages, with cheese on top for our dinner.

Then Zita had to go to look at that silly cat again. 

But then Craig got my own dinner for me.

And then he had to find a new detective program from Mister Tom’s programs. Ha.

When Niamh and Tyler came back we drove them to the hard questions restaurant.

Then we watched that new detective program. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Three

Miss Pancake 

​My house was very quiet today.

Because everybody was very tired, especially me.

I slept between Craig and Zita all night.

And I never got up to look out my watching window. 

Maybe the giant raccoons were here, but I was too fast asleep. Oh well. 

Last night I had to wake up to say goodbye to all our party people.

But we had a very good party.

And there was so many very delicious sausages Niamh and Tyler took some home with them.

And there were even lots of cakes for dessert, but one was an on fire cake.

And Craig put out all the candles all by himself. Ha. 

Everybody was right here. 

And not just in the living room.

Because Tyler was cooking everything outside. 

So there were lots of people watching. 

To make sure he did not catch on fire.

And Craig got lots of secret presents. 

Miss Sach gave us own made cinnamon buns, and Kathy made lots of wonderful butter tarts. 

My goodness. We will have very delicious coffees. It is known.

And Zita and Emmet and Niamh got some of Craig’s own pictures all ready for everybody to see. 

One of them made Miss Brenda cry. Oh dear me. But she was all right.

And Craig told everybody thank you for his birthday, but everybody stayed and talked too much. 

So I went to fast fast asleep on the special sofa in the living room.

Because Tyler was on my comfy chair. Oh well.

But nobody cared. 

Because it was a sing happy birthday party. Ha. 

And Miss Dina kept me company too. 

Craig had a sleep in today, but when he had his coffee we had one of Sach’s delicious cinnamon buns.

But only half a one, because they were even too big for Craig and I. My goodness me. 

I think we will have used sausages for our dinner tonight. 

Or some of the very fat hamburgers. That is a good idea. 

Before dinner Zita went to see if that cat was still hungry. 

I think we will go to fast asleep early tonight. 

Because we have been very busy. My goodness me.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Two

​Miss Pancake 

My goodness me. It is my Craig’s sing happy birthday day today.

This is his I am Old birthday.

I am not even a little old. 

Zita is only a very little bit old.

I think that she did not know Craig was so very old, even when they went out for tasty dinners. 

At table sheets restaurants. 

Maybe it was a big surprise. Maybe. Oh well.

When Craig was all dressed, Niamh was here, and Lee and Dina and Tarryn.

Getting everything all ready for the for everybody party.

I was a very big help.

Then I helped Craig with his birthday lunch.

Those butter tarts are his very favourite breakfast, and lunch too. Ha.

Tara and Mister Charlie talked to us on Zita’s telephone. 

Mister Charlie is not even a little bit old. Ha.

But then Craig could not write my very interesting story anymore, because all of a sudden there were people everywhere.

And I had to mind them. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and One

Miss Pancake 

​We had a very quiet day today.

Because we were very very busy yesterday. 

And we were tired. 

I was so sleepy I did not even wake up to help Craig with his muffin. Too bad for me.

But my far away friend Sally was very busy.

Because Mister Ben went for an adventure walk all around, and Sally was his very best minder.

Cousin Ciara and Mister Lee went too. 

I helped Zita do some special cooking, from a fat book. 

Then I had a very nice relax, on my favourite chair.

It was a bit of a nasty day outside, because there was just all the time windy rain.

So it was good day for a quiet day for us. 

When Zita got back from the other grocery store we had fluffy eggs and toasts for dinner.

I got a bit. But not such a big bit. Oh well.

But after dinnertime, Craig and the scary chair had a before bedtime squeaky clean shower.

So I stayed on the den, until it was everybody’s bedtime. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Two Hundred

Miss Pancake 

​We got up very early this morning. 

Because today was the sell everything on our front yard day. 

So we moved all the clothes outside. And some big tents too.

And everybody came here to buy our lots of our stuff.

And Zita and I made croissants.

And even Craig was up very early too.

So when he went outside he had his coffee and croissants.

But I could not help. 

Because I was way way too busy minding everybody else.

Then Mister Lyndon came to have his coffees with Craig. And croissants too.

Zita and I went for a walk, but there were way way too many all over everywhere people.

So we came home to mind Craig. 

Then we went inside because we needed a relax. 

Yesterday a big box came for Craig.

And it was from his very own sister.

I helped open the box. 

And inside was a very beautiful cover. 

But it was not for a bed cover. 

It was for your own self cover. 

To keep you toasty.

And it was made by from very very far away sheeps fur.

And it was so light that Craig forgot it was on.

My goodness. 

It was his birthday present. Ha. 

Because very soon he is going to be way old. Ha.

After lunchtime Niamh and all her friends had an outside party.

While they sold all those too many clothes.

And I was there too. 

Because everybody wanted me to be their very best minder dog.

And there were chips and beers for everybody. My goodness me. 

And Zita brought us bagels too. 

That was the very best ever party for me. 

And I talked to the lady who makes brand new aeroplanes. My goodness me. 

Then Zita and Susan went to look for other people’s too much stuff. Ha. 

I went inside, because I was very tired. 

Because of the party.

And after we had our dinners Craig and I went to bed.

Because we had a very busy day.