Wednesday, 4 March 2026

Day Two Thousand and Twenty

Miss Pancake 


​I had a very lovely quiet day today.

And outside some people were not even wearing coats at all.

Because today was a melt the snow day. 

But it was a bit messy.

After our walk around my favourite streets I was a bit messy. Oh well. 

Zita and I cooked brand new croissants.

Because today was the day that Tarryn and Lee come here to do their work with Niamh.

And have coffees with the croissants.

Craig had a big sleep in, because his book was very interesting and he nearly forgot to get all dressed.

But when he was all dressed he remembered my lunchtime.

Craig always remembers my lunchtimes, even when everybody else forgets.

That is because we are best buddies. Ha.

And when he had his coffees, I got a crunchy croissant end, just for me.

And all those crumbs too. 

The present man brought Craig some brand new lovely soft pants. 

Soft pants are very comfortable, just like his T-shirts. 

But not so very beautiful, like Zita and Niamh’s clothes. 

My friend Emmet has a very very beautiful very old down to his feet’s coat. 

It was a Merry Christmas secret present. Ha. 

We had an early dinner today, because it was the hard questions restaurant night for Niamh and Tarryn. 

So we had an everybody together for soup night. 

Then we watched a different new detective, because the other one was not so very interesting.

Tuesday, 3 March 2026

Day Two Thousand and Nineteen

Miss Pancake 


​I had a very good day today.

After our breakfast we were all ready to my farm and so was Niamh.

So the fast car took Zita and Niamh and I to the farm. Ha.

So today Niamh could see my very fast running on ice. Ha.

And it was not even cold today.

But we had to go home, because of all of Niamh’s important work.

Last night when Niamh came home from the movies the fast car was almost eaten up my a giant snow eating machine. My goodness.

She told us that she did not know that they were so very very big. 

But the fast car took her away just like that. So they were not chopped up.

But when she got right into our driveway there was the front of another car. 

And it was right on the ground on my corner. But there was no car anywhere. My goodness me.

After Craig had his squeaky shower he got me my lunch. So I came upstairs. 

Then when he had his coffee he had his tasty blueberries muffin. 

But I was not all full up to the top, so I helped him. 

Very soon, a do not get lost aeroplane takes my friend Emmet to that very very old university in England.

That one in Oxford. With all the pointy roofs 


Because they asked him to tell their students his story all about chopping off people’s heads in long time ago Ireland. 

Everybody likes that story. Me too.

And we can even watch it on our computers. Emmet told me so. Ha.

But Poppy’s favourites were Emmet’s stories about the mountain climbing elephants. Ha.

Today some silly person bumped into Auntie Eileen’s little car. 

But it is still alright. Just a bit of a sore bottom. 

Mister Tony’s friend brought us a very delicious pizza for our dinner.

So Niamh would not be hungry when she went to her round and round dancing. 

Craig had to find a brand new detective program for us. 

But that is his best job. 


Monday, 2 March 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighteen

Miss Pancake 


​I had another busy day.

We got up early to take Niamh to an important appointment.

Then Zita and I went to the farm. And it was very very cold. 

So all the soft snow was as hard as a big stone. We did not like that so very much.

But we had a very lovely together time, just Zita and me.

When we got home the fast car took Niamh downtown.

Because she had her lunch with Tarryn and Sach. 

Craig got up very early today. 

Even before my lunchtime.

Because Mister Joe came to put better stoppers on the fast chair. That is a good idea.

And when he was here Niamh and Tarryn came home.

Because Niamh’s work needed her.  And it was her own holiday too. 

So I went downstairs to be her best ever helper. 

Then Craig remembered my lunch, and I got some cheese from Wales.

But it was not from dragons cheese. Just cows cheese. 

When Craig had his coffee he had a very delicious muffin. 

And because I was all finished my lunch I could help him, with that muffin.

Then Zita put lots and lots of Craig’s books on the dining room table.

They were all hiding in Emmet’s old bedroom.

My goodness me, there were lots of them. And then Zita found even more.

So Craig told me that we need more nice places for our lovely books.

Not just mountains on the floor. 

We even found two books with pictures of Uncle Joe, when he was very dangerous.

But he was only dangerous in Ireland Zita said. So it was alright.

We had tortellinis soup for our dinner.

I helped Zita with the cheese. That is a good job for me.

Tarryn had her dinner here. Because of the tortellinis. Ha. 

The take the too much snow away signs are on my street.

So those very noisy giant machines will be here soon. Oh well. 

Sunday, 1 March 2026

Day Two Thousand and Seventeen

Miss Pancake 


​It was too cold this morning to go to my farm.

And then Professor Jill called Zita, because Mister Willy had to go to his doctor.

Because he had a sick tummy.

So I went to guard Niamh and Lee and Cara at Lee’s house. 

That is a very hard job, because it is not my hose, and I have look everywhere all the time.

And when I went home Zita was back and Craig was all dressed and having his coffees.

But he stopped right away when I told him I had not had my lunch at the other house.

But then he had a very nice scone, and I helped him clean up.

Then Zita took Susan to take extra clothes to that for free store.

For people with not enough clothes. That was a good idea. 

Because it was very cold today.

Today is Mister Saint David’s Day. That is the day for all the dragons in far away Wales.

So they have leeks soups and they cook it with their very own from the inside fire.

Our dragons, Mister General Rhome Clay and Mister T’er Ceri had delicious rollups from China instead. 

Because there are dragons there too. 

But they are long dragons, not tall dragons. My goodness me. 

This afternoon Craig and I had a very nice together relax. 

Because we were the only ones here, so it was nice and quiet. 

Then Zita took Niamh to Tyler’s.

They were going out for a very delicious at a restaurant dinner.

But it was not open today. Oh dear. 

Maybe they will have peanut butter sandwiches. 

That is what Craig has when he does not know what to eat. Too bad for him.

Maybe we can watch those detective ladies on the television tonight. 

Craig says we cannot watch the news.

Because just now nobody knows the truth, but the television keeps talking anyway.

Cousin Mórag and the dogs all got to France, so now they are in a little castle that belongs to Auntie Eliseabeth’s friend.  

Because not all nice hotels have room for lots and lots of very big dogs. 

But castles always have lots of room. That is why they are castles. It is known. 





Saturday, 28 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Sixteen

​We had a not so very early in the morning day.

So after our best breakfasts we went right to my farm.

And it was not cold at all.

But the snow is too deep for fast running.

And I saw a leaf blowing, so I went to catch it, but as soon as I got off my path I disappeared in the snow.

Zita was laughing, but I was ok, I was just under the snow for a bit of a little while.

Then the fast car took us home, so we could be dry.

But when we got onto our streets, there were lots of cars everywhere.

So the fast car did not take Zita up to the busy street to do some shopping.

When Zita was gone Craig was all dressed and found my lunch. 

But he did not have a muffin today. Just coffees.

And when we looked out the window everything was just all stopped. All the cars just sat there.

We watched them for a whole coffee. 

And then people tried to tell all the cars where to go.

But nobody listed. Even when I barked at them. 

When Zita got home she said that the busy street was way too busy so everything was stopped.

But she brought home treats.

Because Niamh and Tyler came for some coffees. 

And when Craig had his another coffee, he had a delicious raspberries scone. 

And I got some just for me.

Then I had a big relax on Niamh’s legs. Ha.

Last night my nose found a beautiful wooden box, and inside there was a picture of that princess.

And it was a very shiny frame too. 


All wrapped up in a beautiful scarf.  

But then Cousin Mórag called Festis.

Because Mister Lochlainn told her about the library investigation. Oh dear. 

But they were not in trouble.

Because she said that Festis and Furrgus should have asked her about this.

And not bothered Mister Lochlainn, because he was very busy with the new baby sheeps. 

And because her grandfather knew about Princess Palley. 

Because she lived in his sister’s house in Paris, when that old king would not let her back in to Russia. 

Because she married the wrong person.

And maybe that person was Colonel Dugal. Maybe.

Maybe Dugal is a king and just forgot about it. Maybe. 

But Mórag said she that now she and all the dogs will have to go to Paris. 

To investigate. My goodness me. 

But everybody talked for so long there was not any time for our detectives.

So we went to bed. Ha. 

Bed time is my favourite time. 





Friday, 27 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Fifteen

​I had a very nice day. 

We went to my farm for a very very long time.

Because it was a full of that lovely sunshine and it was not even a bit too cold.

But I could not do any of my fast running, because that snow was too deep. 

And sometimes I just disappeared under that snow. 

And when we got into the fast car I was covered in sticky snow. All over. Even my own ears. 

And then we drove and got those very tasty full of blueberries muffins.

When we got home I had a very nice relax, before I had my nap. 

Zita was downstairs making Craig’s new soft pants all perfect. 

Festis and Furrgus were downstairs too, looking for more clues about that beautiful princess.

They asked me to sniff all over for new pictures of that beautiful lady. 

So I was their very best helper.

Zita forgot all about my lunchtime, but I did not starve at all.

And when Craig all dressed and when he made his coffees, he had one of those tasty muffins.

I got all the tasty crumbs. Ha.

Then the fast car took Zita to find Niamh.

Because tonight is her beautiful dancing night. 

A man brought Festis and Furrgus a note from those lawyers in Scotland. 

It said not to be so noisy. My goodness me.

Furrgus and Festis were a bit sad.

So they sent a letter to Mister Lochlainn and asked him to look in the castle library.

And see if he could find any clues. 

But not to tell cousin Mórag. Ha. 

This afternoon Zita was very busy, moving lots and lots of all our way too much snow.

She used Mister Lyndon’s throw away the snow machine.

Because he and Miss Bruna are in way way far away 

They are having a big relax. 

I could not be a Zita’s very best helper, because that machine might chop me all up too. 

But I was not so very happy, and I told everybody. Ha. 

I got extra treats on my dinner, because running in all the snow took away all my energy.

So I got treats. Ha. 

That was a very good idea. 

Craig always gets me extra tasty treats. 

Even delicious from France cheeses. 

When Niamh got home Zita took her to Tyler’s apartment. 

So we did not have lots of detective time tonight. Oh well. 


Thursday, 26 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Fourteen

Miss Pancake 


​It was a very lovely day today.

So we went to my farm, and I ran all over for a very long time. 


So we had a very good together morning. 

Then we went and found Niamh, so she could do her work in our lovely office.

And so I could be her best helper.

Yesterday when we were looking in lots of very old boxes. In the basement. 

The ones of our old house.

And nobody had looked inside them for a very very long time.

And Festis and Furrgus were as surprised as could ever be. 

Because we found a beautiful lady’s pictures. Lots of them. My goodness me. 

And there was writing on one of them.

And it was to Colonel Dugal himself. 


Festis and Furrgus said it was from the Princess Natalia Pavlovna. 

And they think that maybe she was even married to their Uncle Dugal. Maybe.

But that writing is hard to read. My goodness me. 

But Zita said that it was not even a little bit of our business. 

So we cannot mention it, unless Dugal says something. 

But Festis is going to write to the family lawyers in Scotland. My goodness me. 

A mystery for us.

And it is not even on the television. 

After lunchtime Zita and Niamh went back to that nice house and came back with beautiful glasses.

And lamps. And tomorrow they are going to go back for even more. My goodness me. 

Craig and I had our dinner my ourselves, because Zita and Niamh went out to do some shopping errands.

We had tasty peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Ha. 




Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Thirteen

Miss Pancake 


​It was another too much snow day today. And it was even for all day.

So we went all around my neighbourhood instead of my farm.

But we stayed out for a very long time.

When we got home my friend Tarryn was here and then Lee was here too.

So I was very busy minding everybody. 

Then Zita and I made croissants for the whole house. 

After we had a big everybody for lunch, Zita and Susan went off in Susan’s new car to do errands.

Craig only had a very little sleep in, so there were still lots of croissants left for his lunchtime.

And Tarryn made him his own coffee, so we had croissants together.

When Zita got home Niamh and Tarryn and Lee got the giant for books shelve out of Mister Clifford.

And then they took it downstairs. 

Then Zita went to visit Professor Jill. I do not know why. She did not tell me.

Niamh showed Tarry and Lee all the very beautiful treasures she got yesterday. 

Then everybody took all the other new things for books shelves, even the go round and round one downstairs.

So now I can have my floor naps again.

We had delicious hamburgers for dinner, so everybody stayed and we had a for everyone dinner.

Then it was detective time for Craig and Zita and I. Ha. 


Tuesday, 24 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Twelve

Miss Pancake 


When we got up I went to our outside and it was too cold to find my friends the little birds.

So Zita and I had our breakfast and then we thought we should go to our farm anyway.

Because it was very sunny.

So we got all dressed up as warm as could be, but we only stayed a very little while.

Because we were too cold. Oh dear.

When we got back home I was Niamh’s very best working helper.

And I had my nap in our office too.

And the very nice people who gave us shelves for books gave us another one. 

And today Zita and Niamh found out those people know Brenda and Peggy too. My goodness me.

And Niamh got some very heavy holders for candles, and a beautiful as can be pot for chocolate.

But it is not very shiny today, because it is very old. And there is another little pot for sugar.

It is not shiny either.

But Craig told me it is very easy to make them as shiny as the sunshine. Ha. 

It is nice that Mister Clifford is so big. So he can bring it home. Ha. 

This afternoon when I was helping Niamh Zita went to do her stretching exercises.

When she got home Zita and Niamh and Mister Clifford went to find the new place for books.

Because we have and lots to beautiful books. 

Some have pictures of castles. Ha.

Tonight is Niamh’s dancing around and around night. 

I always wait up for her until she is back here. 

Sometimes we have a secret together snacks. But it is a secret. Ha.

When I am keeping Craig’s toes toasty, sometimes he gives me lots of scratches. Ha.

That is because we are best friends. 



Monday, 23 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eleven

Miss Pancake 


​It was a back to work day.

So the fast car took us to Tyler’s apartment to get Niamh.

So she could do her important work in our very comfy office.

Craig did not have a big sleep in today.

Maybe his book was all finished.

After lunch time Mister Clifford took Zita and Niamh to a not even a little bit far away house.

Because they were giving lots and lots of very beautiful things away.

And the people with way too much beautiful stuff were professors, like our Emmet. 

And Niamh got two things for books. And one was nearly round.

But they were too big for the fast car, but Mister Clifford has a very big inside. Ha. 

When they got home Niamh had to talk to way up north people and Zita talked to. Auntie Eileen.

I had my nap in the den, on my own sofa, with my comfy pillows. Ha.

Auntie Eileen told us that Nana got run over, in a lovely store, by a lady with an electric roll all around chair. 

Because she did not even know how to drive it.

But Auntie Eileen was there, so she fixed everything, and then they went and had tea and a tasty biscuit.

Because when something nasty happens in Ireland you have to have tea to fix everything. It is known. 

Except if you are in bed, then you have to have ginger ale instead. 

Emmet does not need ginger ale if he gets too sick, because he has Doctor Alice right there. Ha. 

Dugal said Auntie Eileen should have had a sword, or a pistol like Auntie Elseabeth. 

He said then you can stop mistakes from happening again. 

But Auntie Eileen does not have a wooden leg like Auntie Elseabeth. 

That is where she keeps her pistol Dugal said. My goodness me. 

She has an empty pocket in her beautiful dresses so she can get it very quickly. 

Furrgus and Festis are her very favourite nephews. They told me so. 

She has her very own castle too, but she lives in a hotel, beside the ocean in France, where it is alway warm. 

Castles in Scotland are not even a bit very warm. Oh well. 

That is why everybody has lots of big dogs. To keep them warm at night. 

Zita and Niamh went up to the busy street. And they walked there too.

And when they came home they had a delicious dinner with them, so we did not have to cook tonight.

So we sat at the table and talked about what Niamh needs to bring when she lives in the apartment with Tyler.

My goodness me. 

But she said that I will come and visit her all the time, and I will have my own comfy bed there too. 

We did not watch the detectives because we talked for a long time. 







Sunday, 22 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ten

Miss Pancake 


We had a very quiet day today, because Zita had an upset tummy.

Because she got her do not get sick shot yesterday. 

That is why we had an all day relax.

And after Craig found my lunch we talked to my friend Emmet on the flat computer.

He was writing another very interesting story for his old Mister Xavier’s university.

Because he is going to be there when all the snow is gone. 

Maybe he will come here too. 

And Emmet is going to that very very old university in England.

Because they want to hear the stories all about cutting off people’s heads in long time ago Ireland. 

Then Emmet had to go, and do the grocery shopping for dinner with doctor Alice.

So Zita went downstairs to have a wet relax in the very big bathtub.

I had my afternoon nap in the den. 

When Zita was all crinkley, she came upstairs, and had her another coffee, and a nice bowl of our favourite peaches dessert. 

When I was all awake again Craig gave me some of his popcorns, and nearly right away I had my dinner.

My friend Mister Kirian came for dinner with us. 

He told me that I was as beautiful as could be. Ha.

And we had sausages from Italy and fat cheese from Italy too. Ha.

I got some cheese. 

Then we went to bed to watch our new detective program.

And it was from Ireland, but not Zita’s part of Ireland, it was in the other part. 

Where the bandits live. Oh dear. 


Saturday, 21 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Nine

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me. What a very busy day.

When I went to bed last night it was a bit very snowy.

And when we woke up there was way too much snow everywhere.

So Zita and I had to get the not so noisy move that snow machine and move lots and lots of snow.

Because there was so much snow the fast car could not get out. My goodness.

But after a long time I got too cold, so I went into Lee’s house, to get all warm and dry.

Then Niamh came there too, but then Niamh and Lee and Cara had to go to make things.

So I went back to my house, but Zita was still moving the too much snow. But I had to stay inside.

And I wanted to go outside again. But I could not, because I had to mind Craig.

And I got in trouble because of too much barking. Oh well. 

But when Craig was all awake he and Zita and I had cinnamon buns together. Ha.

Then Niamh and Tarryn came here, and I kept everybody company in the kitchen. 

So I was very happy.

Then we went downstairs to do more neat and tidy work.

Today we got the very best shiny prize for pushing very big rocks on the ice. 


Because our rocks hit everybody’s else’s rocks to far away. Ha. 

Craig and Zita and I had our dinner upstairs, but Niamh and Tarryn and Lee were too busy downstairs.

Because they were opening all the old boxes, so they could find treasures.

We did not look at treasure, we looked at our detective program. Ha.




Friday, 20 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Seven

Miss Pancake 


We had another quiet day today.

That was good because it was not so very sunshiney at all.

But my friend Emmet told us that it was just raining every day in his far away Cork. Oh dear.

We went and got Niamh after our breakfasts, because she had lots of meetings today. 

With far away people.

But not with that nice Mister Nelson or Mister Thumper. Oh well. 

Craig had a sleep in because he had a very interesting book. 

We got even more prizes, but our ladies were a bit sad, because they did not get the very best prize.

I did not care. 


Because I think they were the most beautiful at skating people. Ha.

And another lady got another going very fast down mountains prize. My goodness me.

When Niamh was finished with those meetings she and Zita went downstairs to look at all her long time ago books. 

Because maybe some other nice little girl would like to read them. 

Then they went to bring Mister Clifford home from Mister Mike’s shop.

I stayed here to mind Craig.

And he saved me some cinnamon bun. 

Because we are very best friends. Ha. 

Thursday, 19 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Six

Miss Pancake 


We had a very quiet day today. And it was for all day.

My friend Niamh was downtown all day working with her at work friends.

So Zita and I went for a very very long all around my own streets walk.

Because it was not cold today.

And then I helped put all our garbage outside, for the nice garbage men’s very loud truck.

And we put Miss Jennifer’s garbage outside for them too.

And then we cleaned our driveway, because the snow was soft today.

After our lunch Craig was all dressed and Craig and Zita had together coffees.

And Craig and I had a cinnamon bun, because Zita visited Mister IKEA’s store this morning.

Then Zita went downstairs to find more things to throw out. Ha.

And Craig was very busy with the very big box of knights and animals. 

And he had to put them in bags. So we would know what we have.

Because there is lots of lots. 

Even some brave dogs for the knights. 

And Emmet’s friends the from a long time ago. Those from Rome soldiers. 

So I had my very best nap.

Because Craig did not need so much minding then. 

But when Zita went out to do her errands I minded Craig. Just in case.

And had a relax in my comfy chair at the same time. Ha. 

When Zita got home it was time for my dinner. 

And I found Craig so he would remember. 

It was a good night to watch the detectives on the television. 



Wednesday, 18 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Five

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me, what a very busy day we had.

Mister Clifford had to go to Mister Mike’s, because one of his round tires was not even a bit round. 

And then Zita walked back to my house.

And the Niamh got home from the cottage. 

And then Tarryn was here too, and just like that Lee was here .

So I was very busy minding everything. 

And then Zita and I made our very tasty and very famous peaches dessert. 

And everyone had some, even Craig when he was all dressed.

Then he was very busy with all the little knights. 

And there were even lots of trees and animals too.

And they all had to go in the right boxes. So he was very busy too.

So it was just not me for a busy day.

Last night I was very tired and slept on Craig’s feet all night.

So this morning he was toasty warm. Ha. 

Craig said that those boxes are so full we need more boxes, but not so big ones. 

And this morning one of our men won the very brightest prize. 


Because he was the very very fastest skater. My goodness me.




Tuesday, 17 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Four

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness what a good day we had. 

As soon as we had our breakfasts, we went to our farm for a very long time.

Because it was not cold today. 

And there was even lots of lovely sunshine all over everywhere.

So we had a very good time.

When we got home it was squeaky clean shower day for Craig. 

But I do not like that day so much.

Because he does not sit in his lovely fast chair. 

He has to sit on that other not even a little bit fast chair. 

And it does not have real wheels.

So everything is different, and I do not like that so much.

So I went into my side yard and stayed there until Craig was all dry, in the fast chair was back.

And my lunchtime was very late, because of that shower time. Oh well.

But when Craig had his good afternoon coffee he had a very tasty Scotsman’s short cookie. 

They are very crunchy. Ha.

Craig got three big boxes of his little knights, for no money.


And there was a Pyrate ship too. And it had cannons. Ha.

Then Zita told me that today was the pancakes day for everybody, everywhere.

So she said we will have pancakes for our dinner tonight. 

With sausages too. Ha.


And we did.

And I got my very own pancakes, just for me. My goodness me. That was a treat for me.

Then I had my dinnertime nap.

And when I got awake, we got even more best prizes, for fast as can be skating.

And they were all ladies, just like me.


Maybe they got pancakes for their dinners too. Maybe.

Then it was detective program time for all of us. In our very own comfy bed. 



Monday, 16 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Two

Miss Pancake 


​It was so very beautiful this morning we went to the farm for a very long long time.

And Zita watched me do the very best fast running ever. Ha.

But none of my friends were there today. Oh well.

When we were tired we went back home to our house and I had my morning nap.

And Zita went to have her coffees with Kathy. 

Kathy has a sore leg from too much skiing.

And she is going to visit far far away Japan. Oh dear.

When Craig was all dressed and awake he found my lunch and even some cheese too. Ha.

And when he had his coffees he had the last butter tart. 

I had to help him will all the crumbs.

So he would not be all messy.

Because today was the neat and tidy house day. Ha.

When Zita got home she walked up to the busy street to get some tasty vegetables,

Because Mister Paul is going to have dinner with us tonight.

Maybe he will fix our nice oven. Maybe not. 

We had Mister Tony’s delicious pizzas. They are my favourite.

Craig and I saw our own ladies get even more prizes. 

Right on his flat computer. 

And another lady was as fast as could be, and on the slippy ice too. 


I am not so fast when I am on the slippy ice at our farm. 

After dinner Mister Paul went back to his house and we watched our new detective program. 

Sunday, 15 February 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and One

Miss Pancake 


As soon as I was finished my breakfast Niamh and Tyler were here.

Because today they went to the Mahoney cottage for a long relax.

And they took the Mahoney’s no noise car to go there.

Because it already knows all the roads there, especially those slippy hills. My goodness me.

Then I took Zita for a long around here walk. 

And we moved lots of the too much snow from our driveway. I was a big help.

Zita told me so. 

And when we were back inside, Craig was awake early. My goodness.

This afternoon Zita and Kathy went to a movie.

But it was not a real movie, because it had real people talking. 

Right there in front of them. My goodness me.

They went in our fast car, because Niamh has the no noise car. 

When they were gone Craig had his coffee, and an especially delicious butter tart.

Butter tarts are his very favourite dessert.

Sometimes he eats them even when it is not dessert time. 

Then I had my afternoon nap on my very comfy chair. Craig kept me company.



Saturday, 14 February 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred

Miss Pancake 


When we got up it was a day full of only sunshine.

So we went to the farm.

But my boots had holes in them, so we went to the for nice dogs store first.

And we got brand new boots for me, and I got treats too. Ha.

When we were at the farm I did my very fast snow running exercises. Ha.

 

But we did not see any of my friends. Oh well. 

And then we had to go back home to wake Craig up.

But I did not want to go home. 


Not even a little bit.

So I sat far far away, but my toes got cold. 


Too bad for me.

Niamh and Tyler came for an afternoon visit. 

So Zita and the fast car got them from the downtown.

And then it was Tyler’s singing happy birthday presents time.

And Niamh gave him the very secret project.

And it was a roll along table for all your wines and Dugal’s very old scotch.

And Niamh and I made it all beautiful all by ourselves.


Because it was not even a bit beautiful when we got it. My goodness me. 

So it took us a very long time.

And lots of visits to giant hardware stores. K

And we got lovely roll all around wheels from that nice mister Valley’s shop. 

And then we gave Tyler our presents too. 


I was their best helper. 

And then we had very especially delicious little cakes. One each for everybody. Ha.

Then Niamh and Tyler looked in all the giant boxes of Craig’s old movies.

Because they do not have so many at their apartment.

So The fast car took them back to downtown, because the big box of movies was too heavy for walking.

And when Zita was home she brought a very very delicious dinner from those brothers on the busy street. 

Craig had a fat rollup and Zita had some salmons. 

Then it was find a new detective program time for us. Ha. 

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Friday, 13 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Nine

Miss Pancake 


We had a very busy day.

We went for a long walk, because it was a beautiful with lots of sunshine day.

But then I got in trouble.

Because I chewed on Niamh’s comfy best shoes. 

Then I hid in the den for a long time.

But then she forgot.

Because she was so busy with her secret project. 

Then I stole one of Craig’s T-shirts when he was getting all dressed. 

But I did not make any holes in it. Ha. Good for me.

Then everybody sat in the living room and I minded them, while they all talked. 

I was not in trouble anymore. 

All the badgers are back home. 

Because it is nearly the time for telling your very best friends that you always love them.

And everybody gets treats. Ha.  

And the badgers always give Zita treats, the kind that only comes in old bottles. 

That is why they were back here in our house. 

Mister Tyler came to visit us tonight, after Niamh’s beautiful dancing class. 

Then they went to a beautiful restaurant for Tyler’s happy birthday dinner.

Zita drove them, because Niamh had her very beautiful long dress on.

And when Zita was back home it was my bedtime.

So all of us went to bed, and it was the same bed. Ha. 





Thursday, 12 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Eight

Miss Pancake 


Zita and I were so very busy today, I did not have a nice morning nap.

After our breakfasts we had a lovely together walk. 

And I did not have to wear my jacket. 

Because it was not so cold.

Then we and the fast car found Niamh and brought her home so she could have her important meetings.

Zita and Susan went to a far away place for Niamh, to get something she bought. For only a bit of money 

I stayed here, because Niamh wanted me to be her best helper. 

And when Zita got home Craig was nearly all dressed. 

And I told him that I had not had even a bit of my own lunch.

So after he found my lunch he found delicious extra cheese to put on top. Ha.

And when he had his coffees he had the very last croissant, but I helped him with it. 

Then Zita had her coffee and I had my afternoon nap, with Craig and Zita. In our living room. 

One of our ladies got another prize for being as fast as could be on her skates. 


And one of our boys went so high in the air on his skis.

And then did not fall down on his bottom, that he got a prize too.

Craig told me that maybe we will get even more prizes.

Because our people practice all the time to be very good. Ha. That is the best idea. 

After dinner Zita took Niamh to Dinna’s and when she got home it was our detective time. Ha.


Wednesday, 11 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Seven

Miss Pancake 


We did not have so much way too cold today.

So we had a very nice walk.

But it was an early walk, because Zita could not sleep so very well. 

So we went into the living room.

And after a while she went to fast asleep on the sofa. I was on the floor, right beside her.

That is why we had an early walk.

Then I was Niamh’s work helper.

But when it was more coffee time, and Lee came here, and then Tarryn was here too.

So I minded everything.

When Craig was all dressed he had two croissants. 

Because if he did not have two, all the ladies would eat them all. Ha.

Tarryn and Lee went downstairs to help Niamh with her special project.

Then Zita and Tarryn went to a lots of pieces of wood store, for that project. 

I stayed here and minded Craig and those tasty croissants. 

Then when Zita and Lee went out to do some important errands I had a lovely nap.

And Craig Miss Alexa made some very soft and quiet music for us. That was a good idea.

When Zita and Lee got home they went downstairs for the secret project.

But they came up right away, so Craig and I could help them make the holes in the right places. 

Craig and I were watching our skating people on the television. 

And they did not even fall down one time. My goodness me. 


And they got a very beautiful medal. Ha. 

I think they are very happy today. 

Zita took Niamh and Tarryn to the hard questions restaurant.

And when she got home Craig and Zita had their dinner. 

But it was a late dinner so we just went to our comfy bed. When we were all finished. 

Tuesday, 10 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Six

Miss Pancake  


My goodness me, what a day I had. Everybody else too.

Zita and I got up very early, so we could have our long walk before the basement men came here.

And when they came they had very very noisy machines.

And they were so noisy that Niamh could not have her important meetings.

And I could not even have a relax.

So Niamh and I went to Miss Bruna’s house, to keep Lee company.

And so I could have my own naps.

And we stayed there all day.

So I did not know what happened in my house at all. Oh well, too bad for them.

And when I was awake after my lunchtime nap it was a windy snow storm outside. 

So I went back to fast asleep on the comfy sofa in that house. Ha.

Before we came back to my house I ran all around Lee’s backyard. 

But I got all covered up in snow and I had to melt because I could go home. Oh well.

Monday, 9 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Five

Miss Pancake 


​It was only too cold this morning, not way too cold. 

Zita took the fast car to Mister Mike’s car hospital.

Because the very nasty ice broke something and it then made silly noises.

Then she walked home, but when she got here she was nearly frozen everywhere.

So she had to have a right way hot coffee. My goodness.

Craig had a big sleep in today, because we have to stay up late tonight. I do not know why. Oh well.

When he was all dressed I had my lunch already. So I did not get a very special treat.

Craig always finds me special tasty treats. 

Then I went downstairs to be Zita’s neat and tidy best helper. 

Because tomorrow the two nice men are going to be here to finish the warm house machine.

Miss Dina and Niamh were talking to far away people all day. Nearly until it was dark. 

Miss Alexa talked to us in the middle of our nice music, 

And she said that there will be even more snow tomorrow. My goodness me. 

Before dinnertime Tarryn was here, and she had refrigerator pizzas with us. 

But nobody talked for a long time, because that nice man came here to make Craig neat and tidy. 



Sunday, 8 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Four

Miss Pancake 


When I went outside this morning, it was too cold to even say hello to the little birds.

Zita said she was tired of the way too cold. Me too.

Niamh came here to get some warm pants. Ha.

Craig got up very early this morning. I do not know why.

But he found the especially tasty cheese for my lunchtime.

Then he and Zita had their next coffees, and muffins. I hot lots of the crumbs.

Then Zita and I moved lots of snow away from our house.

Then we had a little walk around.

I had my boots and my red keep you warm coat on.  

Zita had her very long toasty warm coat. And a fuzzy hat too.

But when we got home we were still almost all frozen up. 

Then Craig and Zita had even more too much coffee. 

I had my relax. On my very comfy and warm chair.

Zita had to go to the grocery store, because we are having a just for us party tonight.

Because the very famous football game is on the television tonight.

So we had lots of hotdogs and chips in the den.

Because now all that Christmas stuff is in the basement, so we can sit on my comfy sofa. Ha.

And watch the big television, and have dinner at the same time.

So that is what we did. Ha. 

Before dinnertime lots of Craig’s stuffed up friends moved into our bedroom. 

Even Mister Colonel General Tukoyaktuk Bear, and the very dangerous from France bear.

He used to lived in a castle in the far away desert. 

But he is not from France, because he is from Finland.

That is where all the reindeer live. 

He used to have his very own reindeer. 

But it was very cold there, so he joined that special bit of the from France army. 

And moved to the desert, to get warm. 

But now he is a bit old and falls fast asleep in our bedroom, just like me. Ha.

Lots of the animal who lived with us in the bedroom, went downstairs. 

Because they said Craig snores too much.

That is not true, because I do not even hear him one time. Too bad for them. 

We did not watch the detective program tonight.

Because of that football game. Oh well. 



Saturday, 7 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Three

​We had a little sleep in this morning.

Because it was still way too cold to go for even a little all around walk.

So we had a nice breakfast and then we had a relax. 

When the relax was all finished we went down stairs.

And we found even more of Craig’s all stuffed up friends.

And there was Mister Colonel General Tetutaktuc Bear. 

Dugal said that he was one of the very famous Great Fury Bears who guard the way up north. My goodness.

Now he is retired and came here to visit his old friends the badgers. My goodness me.

At lunchtime Niamh came here to get Lee and Cara.

Because they went to a store to make beautiful things.

When Craig was all awake he and Zita had some coffees and treats.

I got some of Craig’s cinnamon bun. Ha. 

Then all the ladies were back here, but they went somewhere else right away.

Then Zita went outside to take the snow hills off our driveway.

I went out to guard her. Even in the way too cold. 

But my toes got so cold that Zita made me go inside to get toasty warm again. Oh dear.

So I minded her from my windows.


Craig helped me. 

Then Niamh and Dina came here to put on some beautiful clothes for a sing happy birthday party.

But they did not gave their dinner here.

Because of the party at the expensive restaurant. My goodness.

So Craig and Zita and I went to bed.

And we watched some very fast people on skates. 

And one of our ladies got a beautiful medal. Ha.

Then we watched our detective program. 


Friday, 6 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Two

Miss Pancake 


​I did not have a nice story yesterday.

Because Miss Janet was here to do Craig’s pulling and pushing exercises.

And when she was all finished he was way too tired and I had to get on the big bed to keep him company.

But we had cheese toasties in bed for our dinner. Ha.

Today after we had a lovely walk, Miss Daphne came for tea, and some tasty fat biscuits too.

Then we went and found my best friend Niamh Taylor.

She is my best friend, because we have the same name, because I am Pancake Taylor. Ha.

She was very busy working on her secret present in our basement.

Then Mister Paul came here for his good afternoon coffee and even a muffin.

Then he went downstairs with Zita to look at Niamh’s secret present.

 So Zita and Niamh went to the giant hardware store, to get more stuff for the present.

Zita said that lots and lots of men came from everywhere to help Niamh right away. My goodness.

When Zita and Niamh were away Mister Paul was right inside our stove so he could fix it. 

It was very cold again today, so we only had a not very long all over walk.

And then it was snowing again. My goodness me. 

Today was Niamh beautiful dancing classes night. The fast car took her.

Because of the way too cold. 

I got a lot of that almost cheese on my dinner tonight. Ha. Good for us.

Craig and Zita had some soups from far away Mexico. 

That food from there is very tasty. And makes your insides toasty. Ha.

Then we watched our nice detective program. 


Wednesday, 4 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety

Miss Pancake 


​Zita got up early this morning, but I stayed in the bed, because I did not want Craig to have cold toes.

When I got up Zita went to her beautiful hair store.

I stayed here to mind the office, because Niamh was very busy working.

Then when Zita got home Dina came here too.

Because she had work to do with Niamh.

And then Lee was here, and at lunchtime Tarryn was here too.

So I was very busy minding everybody in my office. 

But there was way too much laughing for me to have a nice nap. Oh well.

Craig had a from Italy Merry Christmas cake for his lunch. 


And some from Italy coffee too.

That is very delicious cake. It is known.

Alice’s father sent us some very wonderful pictures of our wedding. Even of all the delicious food.

But he did not send any pictures of his giant motorcycle. Oh well. 

Then my friend Lee came and had a relax with me. 

Then all my friends went to visit Mister Valley, to find some important bits for her secret project. Ha.

Tonight is the hard questions restaurant night, so they had to get their brains all ready. 




Tuesday, 3 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Nine

Miss Pancake 


​I took Zita for a very long walk this morning. After our breakfasts.

And we went all over and looked at everything.

But we did not see any of my friends today. Oh well.

When we got home we both had a very nice relax.

Then Niamh took Lee to her important errand.

Zita and I went downstairs to do more neat and tidy work. We were very busy.

After I had my lunch Craig was all awake, and I helped him with that cinnamon bun.

And Zita went up to the busy street, to have coffee and biscuits with Brenda and Peggy. 

Yesterday Doctor Alice’s father went on an adventure ride on his big motorcycle.

Because it was a very full of sunshine day.

Right down to the not so very far away giant ocean. 

And he went to a little restaurant for his very late breakfast too. 


He sent us. pictures too. Ha.

Then he went home to see those cats. On his motorcycle. My goodness.

My Zita used to ride those very fast up and down hills motorcycles, when she was in little, and in Ireland. 

Last night I kept Craig toasty warm all night. Right until Zita was all awake. 

That is an easy job for me, 

Monday, 2 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Eight

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very little sleep in this morning, but when we were alll full up with our breakfasts we went for a nice walk.

It was an around here walk, because we had to go and bring Niamh back here so she could do her work.

Our friend Miss Doctor Andrea is way up north.

And she is in the same place Niamh was.

Maybe she will have some coffees with Mister Nelson and his lovely dog. Maybe. 

Niamh was very very busy today, but not with Mister Nelson, but with other up north people. 

Craig had a squeaky clean shower when he was all awake. 

I could not help today, because I was so busy helping Niamh. 

Zita was very busy in the afternoon.

Because she had those brand new very heavy pans, and she was cooking the pans in the oven. My goodness.

She said you have to cook those pans or they will not be good cookers. 

I did not understand that so much, so I had a nice nap on my comfy chair. 

When I was awake it was my dinner time. 

So I went into the living room and told Craig, so he would not be late.

And when I was all finish my friend Tarryn was here for dinner.m

Then Craig and Zita and Niamh and Tarryn had their own dinner. 

And it was a brand dinner new,  with everything on top of chicken 

Then everybody talked until it was detective time for us. 

Sunday, 1 February 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Seven

Miss Pancake 


When I went outside this morning, it was full up with sunshine. 

So after our breakfasts we went out for a very very long walk around.

And we went so far we were at the run around park for nice dogs. Ha.

And there was another dog there and we played catch me for a long time.

I did not know his name. Oh well.

But then Zita and I were tired, so we went home to wake Craig up.

Because it was my lunchtime and he always finds my lunch for me.

Then after he had his good morning coffee I got the cinnamon bun plate. Ha.

Then it was time for my nap.

I did not go out with Zita, because I was all asleep. 

She took Niamh warm boots, because Tyler is playing his hockey game tonight.

Mister Jamie is playing too. 

Niamh and Tarryn will watch them.


Maybe they will win.

Craig found just the right place for that only for Russian tea machine. 

It is very shiny. 

Craig said it is very old too. My goodness.

When Zita got home she had bags, and one was all full of our dinner. My goodness. 

That is a good bag.

One of Emmet’s very old friends in Ireland has a giant pot and it is always full up. Even all the time. 

So he never has to go to the grocery store. My goodness. 

Maybe Emmet could find me one of those pots. Ha.

After dinner we watched more of the quiet detective. I fell to fast asleep. Oh well. 



Saturday, 31 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Six

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness, the outside had even more cold this morning.

But we had important things to do anyway.

So both Zita and I got all dressed in our very warm clothes.

I even wore the keep me warm coat.

Because I am not so furry now that I am all beautiful again. 

My coat is all furry on the inside, and I am only furry on the outside. Oh well. 

And we walked through both of our ponds.

Because they are as empty as can be. 

It is the very fast way to get to our busy street.

And then we went to our bank, and Zita talked to a nice lady for a very long time.

But I was the very best waiting dog ever.

So I got a giant treat. Ha.

Then we got some groceries too.

When we went home we walked around our streets, but not even one of my friends were there.

When we were inside our house again MisterJamie brought Niamh and Tarryn here.

Because they and Sach went to find used stuff. 

The fast car went to. 

Because maybe they would find something too big to carry . Maybe.

Craig was all dressed when they were here, and he had brand new pants on.

And they were cosy warm pants. Ha.

Then Zita and I went downstairs to make everything neat and tidy.  

And maybe find treasures. Maybe.

The badgers are coming home tomorrow, so we cleaned their special room. Ha. 

My goodness me, we did find lots of treasures.

Even some of Craig’s all stuffed full up friends. 


And some had beautiful sweaters that our Nana made for them. 


My goodness me.

And a very big very old machine for your tea.

But it is not for Irish tea, it is only for Russian tea. My goodness me. 

When Niamh got home she found a very long coat. Right to her own toes, and it was all black leather.

Craig said that now she can drive her own submarine. I would not think that is a good idea. 



Friday, 30 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Five

mMiss Pancake 


We did not go to the farm today.

Because it was way too cold. Especially for our noses.

So when Niamh got here we had toasts and coffees.

And when Niamh was very busy, so Zita and I went for a not very long around here walk. 

We did not see any of our friends. Oh well.

Maybe because of the way too cold.

But we saw my little friend, the very fast running bunny rabbit. Ha. 

When we got home I helped Niamh and Zita made our house spic and span. 

When Craig got up and had his coffee, he had a cinnamon bun too.

But he had to eat it all by himself.

Because I was downstairs minding Zita and Niamh when they were working together.

In Emmet’s old room. 

But then I went into Niamh’s very lovely bedroom, and had my long nap on her very comfy bed. Ha.

When we were finished it was time for Niamh to go to her beautiful dancing class.

The fast car took her there, because of the very too much cold.

I talked to Craig lots of times, so I got my dinner early tonight. Ha.

So I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime tonight.

So we were all full up when we watch our detective program. And I 





Thursday, 29 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Four


Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me. I slept all night right in our big bed. 

And I did not even wake up until Zita was awake.

Because being very beautiful makes you very tired. It is a rule. 

So then we went and found Niamh and brought her to our house.

Because she had so many meetings today.

And Dina came here too, because she had the same meetings.

Craig did not have a sleep in today.

I do not know why. Oh well.

But when he had his coffee he had a Mister IKEA’s delicious cinnamon bun too.

So I helped him.

But I had to remind him it was my own lunchtime too.

Then Niamh and Dina went out to do some errands with the fast car.

But I stayed here today to mind Craig and Zita. 

Because it was a very nice quiet day for me.

And Craig and Zita too. 

So we all went to our bed early. Good for us.

Wednesday, 28 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Three

​It was not so cold this morning, so Zita and I went for a very nice all around here walk. For a long time.

Then I helped Niamh, but she had a surprise for me.

Today is my make me beautiful day.

So after Tarryn had here coffee we went into the bathroom. With all my beautiful things.

And we were there all afternoon.

So I could only have a very short story today. 

Because I could not talk to Craig when I was being all beautiful. Oh well.

And when I was all beautiful I was so tired I went to fast fast asleep.

Tuesday, 27 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety One

Miss Pancake 


I did not have to mind Niamh last night.

Because that movie was not so very scary. 

So I kept Craig and Zita comfy for a while, then I went and had a long nap in my favourite watching chair. 

So I could look out the window, yesterday I saw that bunny rabbit. 

And it ran as fast as could be, right across my patio.

I did not see it today. Oh well. 

This morning Zita took the fast chair to the wheelchair garage, so they could do things to it. 

But he did not use the other not so fast chair, because the nice man brought the fast chair back at lunchtime.

But now I cannot turn the motor on by accident. Oh well, too bad for me. 

We did not go to the farm again this morning. 

Because we were too busy. 

And when we looked outside, it was a full of snow sky again. 

Zita went outside and took all the snow off Mister Clifford. 

And then she took him for a little adventure ride, and got him all toasty warm inside. 

Cars really like to be toasty warm. It is known. Me too. 

Then she found Miss Jennifer’s throwing snow everywhere


And she made our driveway nearly empty.

Then Niamh had to go to the round and round dancing.

So we watched our detectives. In bed.  Ha. 


Monday, 26 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Ninety

Miss Pancake 


​It was a bit too cold to go to our farm this morning, so I had a relax when Zita found Niamh.

And when they came back home I was just there waiting for them. Ha.

Then I helped Niamh with her important meetings. 

Zita was very busy this morning getting all the clothes as clean as could be. I helped her too.

There was even more too much snow last night. 

And all our nice streets are very bumpy. I do not like that so much. 

Zita and I talked to Mister Lyndon when we went for our after lunchtime walk. 

He is going to far far away for a very long vacation. Miss Bruna is going with him. 

Because Mister Lyndon is retired too. My goodness. 

Mister Lochlainn sent us a picture.

And it was of all the badgers, fast asleep. 

But not in a nice comfy bed.

Dugal was fast asleep on top of a giant dinner table, and I could only see Festis and Furrgus’s feet.

Because they were asleep under the bed. My goodness me.  

Zita said maybe they had sick tummies. Maybe. 

When Niamh was all finished her meetings we went into the kitchen, so she could make my toes all beautiful. 

Then Zita and Niamh made dinner. 

And they made a very special delicious cake.

But we cannot eat it today, because Niamh has to pour a secret sauce all over it.

And then it had to live in the refrigerator for all night. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Niamh and her friends went to a scary movie tonight.

We did not go.

Craig and are to scared of scary movies.

So we watched our detectives instead. 


Sunday, 25 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Nine

Miss Pancake 


My goodness me, it was still way too cold to go to my farm today.

Even with our lovely warm coats on. 

So we went in the car to the for nice dogs store. 

And we found brand new tasty treats for us.

And when we got home Zita talked to Nana and Grandad. 

It was even a bit cold in far away Dublin. My goodness. 

I hope they have toasty warm slippers like Zita and Niamh.

The take the snow away machines came to my street last night.

I did not hear them, because I was too fast asleep.

And this morning when I looked out my watching window, there was no snow hills on my street.

Niamh and all her friends went to a nice restaurant together last night.

It was a from Mexico for restaurant. 

That from Mexico food is too hot for my tummy.


But it is Niamh and Tyler’s favourite. Oh well.

Craig and I had a very tasty muffin for our together lunch.

Craig is going to give some of his little fast cars to someone who does not have any. 

All our Badger friends are in Scotland. But it is a secret visit. 

Because of the English police. 

But they are going to a giant party at Festis and Furrgus’s castle. 

They cannot visit Dugal’s castle, because his mother’s nasty husband stole it. 

But he was his very own room in the other castle. 

And it has a fireplace so big he can stand up in it. My goodness.

But tonight is that Mister Burn’s’ own night. 

Because it was his birthday a long time ago. 

So now everybody goes to special dinner parties, to listen to bagpipe music, and drink scotch in beautiful glasses. 


And sing sad songs.

Mister Burn’s had a lovely dog. Mister Lauth.  . 

And we very best friends.

And he even wrote famous stories about dogs. Ha.

That is why they have parties on his birthday. It is known.

Dugal’s friend Duchessa Della’Lucca is going to be there too. 


Festis and Furrgus hope that cousin Mórag will be ever so polite to her. 

They told me ever since Mórag’s family sold the castle without telling her, she decided to be a rich communist.

Mister Lochlainn told them not to mention the Bentleys in the castle’s garage. Or the house in Monaco. 

He said it was much safer to just smile and walk all the dogs. For a longtime. Oh my. 

We had a very tasty dinner and when it was over Craig woke me up.

I was fast asleep on my sofa in our den. 

Because it was detective time for us. 





Saturday, 24 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Eight

Miss Pancake 


​It was so cold this morning I did not even stay outside to smell all the interesting smells.

Then Niamh came here in our fast car and right away Zita and Niamh went to a school where you make things all by yourself. 

And they had to use those very dangerous cut off your fingers machines.

And they made houses for my friends the birds. 

I have my own little house too. 

And it was free, so I did not have to give our bank any money at all. Ha.

Craig and Zita used to give money to that bank, and they did not even get treats. 

Then I went to Lee’s house to help mind a little dog. 

Because I am a very good minder. 

Zita and Niamh were here when I got back.  Ha.

And Craig was all dressed, so we had tasty muffins.

And Niamh practiced her beautiful music on her guitar. Right in the living room. 

Then Zita took Niamh to Tyler’s and then went to find some tasty groceries.

I stayed here so I could mind Craig. 

And have my before dinner nap too.

We had some very thick bacons for dinner, we had very small potatoes too. 

And those mushrooms with cheese on top.

Then we watched the detective who has a very big dog. 

It is a rescue people dog, not a detective dog.

But it sits in the back seat, just like me. 

Friday, 23 January 2026

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Seven

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me, I was so busy today.

There was so much way too cold outside I had to wear my boots and my keep me warm jacket.

So then we could go to the farm. Because we were all dressed up.


Zita had her very long toasty warm coat on and a keep your ears warm hat.

But when the fast car took us to the farm we were the only thing there. 

I ran up to the very top of the snow mountains, so I could look everywhere.

But I did not see any of my friends today.


Zita said my friends were too smart to be outside in the too cold.

We did not stay for a long time today. 

And when we got in the fast car it was all warm. 

Then we went to our very favourite store for dogs. 

And there were two ladies there, and they were selling own made delicious treats.

So we bought the very biggest bag. Ha.

And I talked to the ladies for a long time, and I was so polite I got an extra treat.

When we got home Craig was all dressed, but even before he had his coffee Niamh gave him a job.

And Zita and Niamh put all the socks in the world on the dining room table.


And then we put the right socks with the right socks.

So Craig drank his coffee with the socks. 

Because Niamh and Dina are going downtown.

To give the warm socks to people who do not have lovely warm socks. 

And right after the fast car took Niamh away, the giant take the snow away machines were right here.


Even the chew up the snow machines and their giant trucks. 

They were on my other street. They were very loud. 

And some silly cars go right where the machines are already.


And then the men yell at those cars. My goodness.