Day Two Thousand and Eleven

Miss Pancake 

​It was a back to work day.

So the fast car took us to Tyler’s apartment to get Niamh.

So she could do her important work in our very comfy office.

Craig did not have a big sleep in today.

Maybe his book was all finished.

After lunch time Mister Clifford took Zita and Niamh to a not even a little bit far away house.

Because they were giving lots and lots of very beautiful things away.

And the people with way too much beautiful stuff were professors, like our Emmet. 

And Niamh got two things for books. And one was nearly round.

But they were too big for the fast car, but Mister Clifford has a very big inside. Ha. 

When they got home Niamh had to talk to way up north people and Zita talked to. Auntie Eileen.

I had my nap in the den, on my own sofa, with my comfy pillows. Ha.

Auntie Eileen told us that Nana got run over, in a lovely store, by a lady with an electric roll all around chair. 

Because she did not even know how to drive it.

But Auntie Eileen was there, so she fixed everything, and then they went and had tea and a tasty biscuit.

Because when something nasty happens in Ireland you have to have tea to fix everything. It is known. 

Except if you are in bed, then you have to have ginger ale instead. 

Emmet does not need ginger ale if he gets too sick, because he has Doctor Alice right there. Ha. 

Dugal said Auntie Eileen should have had a sword, or a pistol like Auntie Elseabeth. 

He said then you can stop mistakes from happening again. 

But Auntie Eileen does not have a wooden leg like Auntie Elseabeth. 

That is where she keeps her pistol Dugal said. My goodness me. 

She has an empty pocket in her beautiful dresses so she can get it very quickly. 

Furrgus and Festis are her very favourite nephews. They told me so. 

She has her very own castle too, but she lives in a hotel, beside the ocean in France, where it is alway warm. 

Castles in Scotland are not even a bit very warm. Oh well. 

That is why everybody has lots of big dogs. To keep them warm at night. 

Zita and Niamh went up to the busy street. And they walked there too.

And when they came home they had a delicious dinner with them, so we did not have to cook tonight.

So we sat at the table and talked about what Niamh needs to bring when she lives in the apartment with Tyler.

My goodness me. 

But she said that I will come and visit her all the time, and I will have my own comfy bed there too. 

We did not watch the detectives because we talked for a long time.