Day Two Thousand and Eighty Nine

​Miss Pancake 

My goodness me, it was still way too cold to go to my farm today.

Even with our lovely warm coats on. 

So we went in the car to the for nice dogs store. 

And we found brand new tasty treats for us.

And when we got home Zita talked to Nana and Grandad. 

It was even a bit cold in far away Dublin. My goodness. 

I hope they have toasty warm slippers like Zita and Niamh.

The take the snow away machines came to my street last night.

I did not hear them, because I was too fast asleep.

And this morning when I looked out my watching window, there was no snow hills on my street.

Niamh and all her friends went to a nice restaurant together last night.

It was a from Mexico for restaurant. 

That from Mexico food is too hot for my tummy.

But it is Niamh and Tyler’s favourite. Oh well.

Craig and I had a very tasty muffin for our together lunch.

Craig is going to give some of his little fast cars to someone who does not have any. 

All our Badger friends are in Scotland. But it is a secret visit. 

Because of the English police. 

But they are going to a giant party at Festis and Furrgus’s castle. 

They cannot visit Dugal’s castle, because his mother’s nasty husband stole it. 

But he was his very own room in the other castle. 

And it has a fireplace so big he can stand up in it. My goodness.

But tonight is that Mister Burn’s’ own night. 

Because it was his birthday a long time ago. 

So now everybody goes to special dinner parties, to listen to bagpipe music, and drink scotch in beautiful glasses. 

And sing sad songs.

Mister Burn’s had a lovely dog. Mister Lauth.  . 

And we very best friends.

And he even wrote famous stories about dogs. Ha.

That is why they have parties on his birthday. It is known.

Dugal’s friend Duchessa Della’Lucca is going to be there too. 

Festis and Furrgus hope that cousin Mórag will be ever so polite to her. 

They told me ever since Mórag’s family sold the castle without telling her, she decided to be a rich communist.

Mister Lochlainn told them not to mention the Bentleys in the castle’s garage. Or the house in Monaco. 

He said it was much safer to just smile and walk all the dogs. For a longtime. Oh my. 

We had a very tasty dinner and when it was over Craig woke me up.

I was fast asleep on my sofa in our den. 

Because it was detective time for us.