Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Sixty Three

Miss Pancake 

​I had another very busy day.

I am always very busy when Zita is in somewhere far away.

Because then I am in charge. My goodness.

It was another all rainy everywhere day.

So before breakfast Niamh and I had a relax on our sofa. In the living room.

When Erin came upstairs, we were very fast asleep. My goodness. 

But then the fast car needed to go to the smelly gas station, so I went too. 

Then we went and got some of Miss Erin’s most favourite cookies, and some of Mister Kettleman's squishy bagels. 

Zita was at Auntie Eileen’s house last night.

I saw all the giant tractors on the flat computer. 

Craig said that those tractors were very sad tractors.

Because that far away government was not a very good listener. 

Now everyone thinks they should find a brand new bunch of rascals. Goodness me.

Niamh and Erin forgot all about my lunchtime.

But Craig did not have a nice sleep in, so he found my lunch right away, so I was not a bit too hungry.

Today Niamh got lots of beautiful dinning room plates. And coffee cups too.

And they were for free.  My goodness me.

We went and got them in the fast car. 

It is the very sad day for my friends the Badgers. 

Because a very long time ago there was a very big battle, and a lot of their best friends just died.

Even some of our family. 

Because all the Scotsmen only had pointy swords and those Englishmen had very loud cannons too. 

That was not even a bit fair. 

And then that prince ran away. 

Because he was not even a little bit very brave. 

Colonel Dugal said that the prince even forgot all his lots and lots of money. 

Niamh asked if anybody found it?

Festis and Furrgus laughed.

But Dugal told them right away to be careful with their words. PMy goodness me.

And tonight the Badgers are going downtown, to the soldiers special dinning room. 

And eat delicious steaks, listen to noisy bagpipes and drink old whiskey until they are not even a little sad anymore. 

Niamh had a long squeaky clean shower, but now she does not smell like Niamh at all. 

A very nice man brought delicious food for Craig and Niamh and Erin.

Because not even one person had a very nice sleep last night. 

So it was a tasty dinner time for us.