Sunday, 31 May 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eight

​Zita and I had a very nice sleep in.

But it was not so long, because Niamh came here to bring back the fast car.

And when she left she had lots of lovely pots for beautiful flowers.

Then I took Zita on our exercises walk, so we could look at all the beautiful gardens. 

It was not too hot, so we went for a very long time.

When we got home Craig was nearly all dressed.

So I could not be his best helper today.

Then Tarryn and Jamie came for a visit, and to get their chairs.

They were for the giant party.

Then Zita went to the good grocery store. To get some chickens for our dinners.

I stayed here, because it was my afternoon nap time.

When Zita got home it was Allenbeautiful and all sunshiney, so she went to our other garden.

I watched her from my window in the den.

She was getting it all ready for our delicious vegetables. Ha.

And she took one of our sharp as could be saws. I do not know why.

I could not see that part of the garden. Oh well. 

And that Mister Tyler’s mother was there too. For a little visit. My goodness.

When Craig and Zita had their dinner it was a late time.

Because of the garden work.

But Zita put the chicken in the new cooking machine.

And it was very delicious. Craig gave me some.

But we did not tell Zita. It was secret chicken.

Then it was our bedtime detectives. 



Saturday, 30 May 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seven.

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very busy all day.

After we got up we went all over everywhere and then we went to the busy street.

Because that is where the nice bank is.

But it was very busy this morning, so we had to wait.

But there were two young ladies in front of us, and they wanted a dog just like me. Ha.

Then we went to the store with the noisy up and down room.

But I was very brave, so we got some delicious, brand new treats for me.

And when we got home Craig was all dressed.

So I helped him with the tasty delicious cinnamon bun Sach made us. 

But then Craig and Zita asked me if I want to go on an adventure ride in Mister Clifford.

And I did. Ha.

And we went to lots of places, even our nice university.

Because it has brand new beautiful buildings.

Then we went to some very full of cars streets. 

They were not my streets. They were other streets.

And looked at all the giant holes all over everywhere.


That is where the to everywhere trains are going to be. My goodness me.

Then it was nearly dinner time.

So we went to that very especially delicious pizzas store.

Craig used to go there when he was at university, a long long time ago. When he was not very old.

And we got one for Zita and one for Craig and lots of crusts for me. 

Those are very delicious pizzas.


Because they have too much cheese. Ha. 

And then everybody was a bit very full up and tired. 

So we watched the detectives early tonight. 



Friday, 29 May 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Six

​we had a nice long all around walk this morning.

And then he had Miss Chris came to visit us, and to have coffees and tasty treats.

They had some of Sach’s very delicious cinnamon buns. Ha.

My goodness me, yesterday day Craig and Dina had sick tummies. 

But then Craig had a cinnamon bun, and Niamh and Dina and Lilly went to a movie. 

Then Craig Dina were all right again. 

Auntie Eileen and Cousin Lucy were at Ciara house. And they were giving Mister Ben his dinner.

And we saw it, right on Zita’s flat computer. My goodness me.

But I did not see my friend Sally.

When Craig was getting all dressed Zita and I went and found Niamh. At her own apartment. 

Because she had to borrow the fast car tonight. 

Because it is beautiful dancing class Friday.

But before she went Zita and Niamh and I went downstairs to find some special clothes.

Because tomorrow Niamh and Tyler and their friends are going to an outside party.

Where everybody thinks they are fierce knights and beautiful ladies. 

Because she had to find some beautiful lady clothes. My goodness me.

Craig said she could take his Scotsman’s giant sword.

But it is nearly a tall as Niamh. Oh well.

Niamh said beautiful ladies do not have giant swords.

They have lovely little stick them in your ear knives instead. My goodness me. 

Then I had my before dinnertime nap, and Zita talked to her sister.

When I was all awake it was dinner time for everybody. 

And after we sat outside for a nice while, it was detective time. 


Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Four

​it was a very beautiful outside day today.

So after our breakfasts we went for a very long all over everywhere walk. 

Then we went to find my friend Niamh at her apartment and I went upstairs for a visit.

And I went out on their porch. And I was not even a bit scared.

When we got home Lee came for a visit and we had our lunch all together.

Then Zita and I went and got Tyler.

Because Niamh and Tyler had to borrow the fast car.

Because it is Tyler’s sisters’s birthday. 

And they are going to a restaurant. My goodness me.

But I did not go upstairs this time.

I helped Craig with his too much coffees.

We put my summertime door up. 

So I can go outside all by myself, but those nasty bugs cannot get in and be silly. Ha. 

Last night we put some of Craig’s very beautiful pictures on the wall. 


That was a good idea.

And now we are going to move lots of pictures all around, so everything is like brand new. 

We had some used sausages, with cheese on top for our dinner.

Then Zita had to go to look at that silly cat again. 

But then Craig got my own dinner for me.

And then he had to find a new detective program from Mister Tom’s programs. Ha.

When Niamh and Tyler came back we drove them to the hard questions restaurant.

Then we watched that new detective program. 


Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Three

Miss Pancake 


​My house was very quiet today.

Because everybody was very tired, especially me.

I slept between Craig and Zita all night.

And I never got up to look out my watching window. 

Maybe the giant raccoons were here, but I was too fast asleep. Oh well. 

Last night I had to wake up to say goodbye to all our party people.

But we had a very good party.

And there was so many very delicious sausages Niamh and Tyler took some home with them.

And there were even lots of cakes for dessert, but one was an on fire cake.


And Craig put out all the candles all by himself. Ha. 

Everybody was right here. 

And not just in the living room.

Because Tyler was cooking everything outside. 

So there were lots of people watching. 

To make sure he did not catch on fire.

And Craig got lots of secret presents. 

Miss Sach gave us own made cinnamon buns, and Kathy made lots of wonderful butter tarts. 


My goodness. We will have very delicious coffees. It is known.

And Zita and Emmet and Niamh got some of Craig’s own pictures all ready for everybody to see. 

One of them made Miss Brenda cry. Oh dear me. But she was all right.

And Craig told everybody thank you for his birthday, but everybody stayed and talked too much. 


So I went to fast fast asleep on the special sofa in the living room.

Because Tyler was on my comfy chair. Oh well.

But nobody cared. 

Because it was a sing happy birthday party. Ha. 

And Miss Dina kept me company too. 

Craig had a sleep in today, but when he had his coffee we had one of Sach’s delicious cinnamon buns.

But only half a one, because they were even too big for Craig and I. My goodness me. 

I think we will have used sausages for our dinner tonight. 

Or some of the very fat hamburgers. That is a good idea. 

Before dinner Zita went to see if that cat was still hungry. 

I think we will go to fast asleep early tonight. 

Because we have been very busy. My goodness me.


Monday, 25 May 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Two

Miss Pancake 


My goodness me. It is my Craig’s sing happy birthday day today.

This is his I am Old birthday.

I am not even a little old. 

Zita is only a very little bit old.

I think that she did not know Craig was so very old, even when they went out for tasty dinners. 

At table sheets restaurants. 

Maybe it was a big surprise. Maybe. Oh well.

When Craig was all dressed, Niamh was here, and Lee and Dina and Tarryn.


Getting everything all ready for the for everybody party.

I was a very big help.


Then I helped Craig with his birthday lunch.


Those butter tarts are his very favourite breakfast, and lunch too. Ha.

Tara and Mister Charlie talked to us on Zita’s telephone. 

Mister Charlie is not even a little bit old. Ha.

But then Craig could not write my very interesting story anymore, because all of a sudden there were people everywhere.

And I had to mind them. Oh well. 

Sunday, 24 May 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and One

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very quiet day today.

Because we were very very busy yesterday. 

And we were tired. 

I was so sleepy I did not even wake up to help Craig with his muffin. Too bad for me.

But my far away friend Sally was very busy.

Because Mister Ben went for an adventure walk all around, and Sally was his very best minder.


Cousin Ciara and Mister Lee went too. 

I helped Zita do some special cooking, from a fat book. 

Then I had a very nice relax, on my favourite chair.


It was a bit of a nasty day outside, because there was just all the time windy rain.

So it was good day for a quiet day for us. 

When Zita got back from the other grocery store we had fluffy eggs and toasts for dinner.

I got a bit. But not such a big bit. Oh well.

But after dinnertime, Craig and the scary chair had a before bedtime squeaky clean shower.

So I stayed on the den, until it was everybody’s bedtime. Ha. 

Saturday, 23 May 2026

Day Two Thousand and Two Hundred

Miss Pancake 


​We got up very early this morning. 

Because today was the sell everything on our front yard day. 

So we moved all the clothes outside. And some big tents too.

And everybody came here to buy our lots of our stuff.


And Zita and I made croissants.

And even Craig was up very early too.

So when he went outside he had his coffee and croissants.

But I could not help. 

Because I was way way too busy minding everybody else.

Then Mister Lyndon came to have his coffees with Craig. And croissants too.

Zita and I went for a walk, but there were way way too many all over everywhere people.

So we came home to mind Craig. 

Then we went inside because we needed a relax. 

Yesterday a big box came for Craig.

And it was from his very own sister.

I helped open the box. 


And inside was a very beautiful cover. 

But it was not for a bed cover. 

It was for your own self cover. 

To keep you toasty.

And it was made by from very very far away sheeps fur.

And it was so light that Craig forgot it was on.


My goodness. 

It was his birthday present. Ha. 

Because very soon he is going to be way old. Ha.

After lunchtime Niamh and all her friends had an outside party.


While they sold all those too many clothes.

And I was there too. 

Because everybody wanted me to be their very best minder dog.

And there were chips and beers for everybody. My goodness me. 


And Zita brought us bagels too. 

That was the very best ever party for me. 

And I talked to the lady who makes brand new aeroplanes. My goodness me. 

Then Zita and Susan went to look for other people’s too much stuff. Ha. 

I went inside, because I was very tired. 

Because of the party.

And after we had our dinners Craig and I went to bed.

Because we had a very busy day. 

Friday, 22 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Nine

Miss Pancake 


​I was so very very busy today I did not even have one relax.

Because after our lovely walk, we got Niamh and brought her to our house.

Because tomorrow is the sell all your too much stuff on the front lawn day. 

And Niamh and Tarryn always sell lots and lots of their too many clothes.


But today they had to get them all ready.

Then Zita and I made the whole house all spic and span. 

Except the big bedroom, because Craig was still fast asleep. 

Then we went to the garden and we put even more beautiful flowers in the ground. I was a big help.

Then Lee and Dina were here too. To be Niamh’s helpers.

So we went inside to be helpers too.

Tarryn was not here because she was very busy at the beautiful shop.

When Craig was all awake Zita made him his coffee, because the kitchen was way too full.

And he went in the den to have his cinnamon bun. 

So I was very busy minding all those people, and all the clothes too. My goodness me.


Emmet’s friend Mister Professor Kevin got the very best award in Ireland. My goodness me.

And he even has a farm, with his own cooos. 

Cooos are like cows, but they only talk Irish. Craig told me. 

But he does not bring them to the university. Too bad for them. 

But then Niamh had to go to her beautiful dancing class, so all the helpers left.

Except for Zita and Me. 

So Zita made the grass all way short. So the people would not get lost.

Looking at the beautiful clothes.

After dinner everyone came back, so Craig and I went into our den.

Where it was very safe. We had our dinner time there. 

Then it was go to bed time for me. 




Thursday, 21 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Eight

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me, we had another very beautiful day today. 

And it was sunshine all the time, for all the day.

We had another very very nice walk, and we looked at all the very lovely gardens. 

When we got home that red as can be bird was having it’s good morning bath in our garden.

Then we made the house a bit tidy. 

And we sat outside when Zita had her tea.

Because today is tea day for the whole world. 

Craig had a sleep in today.

Because he went to fast asleep when he was reading his book. My goodness.

But when he got up I had to help him with his muffin.

Because he was still nearly all asleep. Ha.

Today the present man brought us three big bags. 

And they were all full of everybody’s favourite different coffees.

Because Craig like different coffees. I do not know why. Oh well.

I think some were for Niamh’s apartment. 

It was such a beautiful outside day that Niamh and Tyler had an outside dinner.

I saw the picture, so it is all true. Ha.

Sometimes stories are not so very true.

Craig said that the Badgers stories are all true, just sometimes they are just a bit bigger. Ha.

Bigger stories are the very best kind of stories. It is known. 

After lunch Zita talked to her sister. 

And she was going to Cousin Ciara’s house.

To help my friend Miss Sally take care of that brand new Mister Ben. Ha.

So Cousin Ciara could have a very nice relax. That is a good idea. 

Today is the day that Zita does her inside swimming. 

So we had dinner when she got home and was all very dry.

But I had my dinner before she got back home, so I would not just be a starving Pancake. Ha.

But then Craig and Zita had fat as could be hams sandwiches. 


I got nice pieces of hams.

Craig said some silly people make those sandwiches with only one piece of hams. 

We always have lots of hams, right on top of each other. 

That is why we have hams sandwiches. 

They can only have ham sandwiches. 

And they do not even toasts them. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Then it was my own bedtime. 

That is a very good time for me. 





Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Seven

Miss Pancake 


​It was another as beautiful as could be day.

And it was so a too bit hot Zita told our new machine to make our house nice and cool. Ha.

It is very good I am not way too furry anymore.

Maybe I would melt. Maybe.

After our outside breakfast we went for a very long, very early in the morning walk.

Then Niamh asked for a ride to our own house. 

And then Tarryn was here too.

Because they have to get all their lots of way too many clothes ready for the too much stuff for sale day. 

But then Zita and I made our most very delicious peaches dessert. 

But it was way too hot to eat, so Zita and Niamh and Tarryn went to Mister IKEA’s to get clothes holding things.

And a big box of those delicious cinnamon buns, for Craig and my breakfasts. Ha.

And when they got home I helped Craig with his tasty as could be peaches. 

I got to clean the bowl. Ha.

Then everybody went downstairs to get all those clothes ready. 

I stayed upstairs with my friend Craig. 

We talked to cousin Lucy. 

She is very very busy at her be a nurse university. 

Then I went downstairs to help too. 

But I caught Niamh’s shoe instead. 

But I had to give it back. Oh well.

Mister Jamie’s grandad went to that far away heaven yesterday. 

Just like Tyler’s grandad. Maybe they will be friends. Maybe.

But Mister Jamie is sad. That is too bad. 

He should have some tasty desserts. That always makes me happy. 

It was way too busy downstairs, so I came upstairs and had a nap on my comfy chair, with Craig. 

And he put lots of those very interesting movies on the bookshelves. In the den. In their own places. 

We had tasty pastas for dinner, and I got some pasta peas. Ha.

And then we had time for our detectives. 

That was a very good day for us.

Except for the shoe. Oh well. 




Tuesday, 19 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Six

Miss Pancake 


​We only had a very little sleep in today, because it was way too beautiful outside day.

So we had an outside breakfast today. Even the too many coffees too. 

And when I looked at my garden, there were two bunny rabbits. 

My goodness me.

Now my friend the rabbit has their own friend too. That is good.

Then Mister Frankie came to visit and look at the floor in Niamh’s bedroom. 

So Zita and I had I can make a brand new beautiful floor. Ha.

Then I helped Craig with his very tasty muffin. 

But I could not stay, because Zita needed my help in the garden. 

So I was her very best gardener helper.

We stayed there until Miss Ashley and little Miss Dylan came here.

Because they needed our help to make her beautiful dancing clothes all perfect. 

Because she is going to show everybody her beautiful dances. My goodness me.

Craig’s flat computer told us a story. 

Right where I was born a giant bear chased a man and bit him.

But he only got eaten up a bit. That is good.

And my mother is as safe as can be, because she stayed on her ranch.

And guarded all those horses. That is her best job. 

That bear was very lucky my giant big brothers were not there. My goodness me.

We do not have giant bears here. Just smelly skunks, and sometimes those silly coyotes. Ha.

This afternoon Craig and I looked out our windows for a long interesting time. 


Just because. Ha. 

When it was dinnertime Craig and Zita had refrigerator pizzas, and those all cooked onions too. 

Then it was time to watch the very good detective program. 

And now the little movies machine works too.


Because Craig put all those fat wires together. Ha

Monday, 18 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Five

Miss Pancake 


​We have been so busy and I have not had time for nice relaxes.

So Zita and I had a sleep in this morning.

Then Niamh needed us to drive the fast car and bring her back here. 

Yesterday Craig was too sore, so I had to be the very best house minder.

Because it was only me guarding everybody and our house too. 

And when we got home, I stayed in the front garden, and Zita found my special scissors.

And my special brushes, and she made me all neat and tidy.

And when we were outside Niamh came to get more things for her apartment.

Then her friends Miss Kate and Mister Shanti came to visit me, with their new baby.

But it is not a brand new baby like Sally’s Mister Ben.

It was an old new baby.

Niamh went to their wedding, in that very very far away beautiful castle. My goodness.

That castle had all its own roofs. That is a good castle. 

But yesterday those people were here, so Niamh and Tyler went to a very delicious dinner with them.

Yesterday after dinner I was in the bedroom telling Craig all about my adventures, but Zita said I had to have a real bath.

An all over me bath. With smelly soap. 

So I had to wait until I was all dry before I could tell him everything. 

But then it was too late for our detectives.

And this morning when we were fast awake Zita remembered that today was a do not go to work holiday. 

Because it was our old Queen’s birthday. Ha.

That bunny rabbit was in my garden this morning, but it did not sit on my flowers today.


And then Tarryn came here to have coffees with us.

And when they were finished they made me all beautiful, for our summertime. Ha.

And our beautiful shop was in my side yard.

It took a very long time. 

But it was all right, because it was a very beautiful outside day today. 

And I got treats. Ha. 

Then Sach came here too, and everybody talked and had fat bacons sandwiches. 

And when everybody was all full up, Zita took Niamh to her apartment.

Mister Tyler was there too, but he was sad, because his own grandad went to heaven. 

Maybe yesterday. Maybe.

My goodness, that is sad. 

Because he was a very nice man. 

Our cousin Lucy was his friend too. Oh dear. 

When Zita got home it was time for our own dinner. 

We had fat bacons sandwiches too.

Because Craig did not have any at lunchtime. 

Then it was time for that machine for Mister Tom’s detectives programs. In the bedroom. 

Zita had to move the comfy bed.

And when she put it back it was still comfy. Ha. 

Good for us. 

Then it was everybody’s bedtime. Ha. 





Saturday, 16 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Three

Miss Pancake


We had a little sleeping in this morning, before we had our breakfasts

Then we went on a very long walk, before all those look at the flowers people were here. Ha.

And when we got home Zita found the dangerous cut your toes off machine.

And she made our grass beautiful again. 

But I stayed inside, because of my toes.

When Craig was all dressed we had the last sticky bun. 

And Zita walked to our nice drugstore, to get some medicine for Niamh.

Because there was not even one place for the fast car to stop, because of those flowers people.

Then Craig and Zita went to visit Niamh and Tyler’s apartment.

I stayed here to guard the house.

Because Niamh did not want me to see her apartment all messy. 

Mister Tyler’s fast as can be bicycles are right on the wall. 


In their office.

So I am going to wait until it is as beautiful as can be. Ha.

It was so very nice outside we did not even close our doors. 

But when Craig and Zita left we closed all the doors, so I could guard them. Ha.

And when they got home the house was still all perfect. Good for me. 

And after dinner we looked at a new machine for the bedroom. 

So we can watch mister Tom’s detectives in bed. Not just the den. 

Friday, 15 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Two

​My goodness what an exciting day we had.

My friend Miss Sally now has a very little brother. 

And his name is Mister Ben. That is a good name. Ha.

And now Zita is a great auntie. Ha. 

But Auntie Eileen is a grandma. Ha. That is silly. 

Miss Sally will be the very best sister ever. It is known. 

This morning we went for a very long walk so we could see everybody’s beautiful gardens.

And we saw my friends the ducks. 

But they were fast asleep. 

But when we got home there was that smelly skunk in my garden. 


So we went inside and closed the door, right away. 

Then when it was all gone Zita and I went and found Niamh at her apartment, and brought her home.

But we went to that extremely delicious baked things shops and got a sticky bun for Craig’s breakfast.

When we were at home I went into our garden and Niamh took away some clumps of furr.

And she said that very soon she is going to make me as beautiful as can be.

For the summertime. 

When Craig was all dressed we looked out the window and I told him all about Mister Ben.

Because I saw Auntie Eileen and Lucy on Zita’s telephone, so I knew all about it. Ha. 

And then I helped him with his sticky bun. 


Niamh borrowed the fast car, because tonight is her beautiful dancing classes. 

And when she came home, Tarryn and Sach were here too.

Because they all had to go to dinner together. In the noisy Jeep. Oh well. 

But it was too late for detectives tonight. 

So we went to sleep anyway. Ha. 


Thursday, 14 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety One

Miss Pancake 


We were not so very busy today.

Because this afternoon Miss Janet was here to do Craig’s stretches. 

So Craig was all dressed before my lunchtime. 

And I minded him when he had his coffees.


Zita was not here because she had to get some groceries at the tasty food grocery shop.

Some groceries shops are not so tasty as ours.

After his stretches Craig always just has a nice nap. 

So that is when I keep him toasty warm. 

Because today Zita goes to her inside swimming practices. 

So we had a very quiet day. 

And when Zita got home it was our best time to watch our detectives program. 


Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety

Miss Pancake 


​We had a nice quiet day today, because it was a bit of nasty rain outside. And windy too.

So we had a very nice inside relax, after our breakfasts.

Because we were very busy yesterday. 

It was Wednesday, but it was not an everybody here Wednesday.

Because Niamh was at her own apartment. Too bad for me.

My best friend Emmet was all the way back in Ireland, because that aeroplane did not get too lost this time.

And when they got home Doctor Alice got there at the same time. Ha

Today that silly rabbit sat on some of my flowers. 


And now they are a bit squished. 

Maybe they will get better. Maybe.

Mister Paul came here for his coffees and biscuits, because he was back from England.

And when he was here the present man brought my big box of delicious food. 

And after he talked to Zita, he went back to his very very little truck, and brought me treats. Ha.

He always brings us our boxes. So he is my friend. 

After Zita and Miss Bethany went for their walk we had chillies for dinner../

But after dinner Craig got into the scary chair so he could get all squeaky clean.

I stayed in the den.

Because I do not like that chair. 

It is not our real go fast chair. 

Then it was detective time, but I went to fast asleep. Oh well. 






Tuesday, 12 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Nine

Miss Pancake 


We had a very beautiful day outside.

So we went on a very long walk. 

And we went to our little lake to see all the very beautiful flowers.

And there were so many people there we were surprised.

And there were little houses selling everything delicious. 

But there were way too many people waiting, so we did not get any treats for us.

So we just looked at the flowers.

Then we saw three very beautiful ladies.

And they were having a picnic. On a beautiful rug.

And they had their very own tea pot. And lots of from far away delicious food.

And they asked us to sit down with them. My goodness.

But Zita told me that it was hot food and I might get a sick tummy.

But we were very polite, and said no thank you very much. 

Then we went home for my lunch time.

And Craig was all dressed too.

And then Niamh was here.

Because she borrowed the fast car for some errands.

I was very glad to see here.

Tonight Tarryn is going to the apartment, to help put everything in the best places 


That is a good idea. 

All of Mister Tyler’s bicycles are going to live on the office wall. Just like pictures. Niamh told me.

We had fishes and chips for dinnertime.

That is a very good dinner, because Craig always gives me the too many chips.

Then it was our have a relax time, in our comfy bed.

And watch our detectives program.


Monday, 11 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Eight

​My goodness me.

I had a wondersome day today. My goodness me.

After Zita and I had our breakfasts we went for a very long all over our neighbourhood.

And we went to the for nice dogs grocery store and got brand new treats for me. 

And when we got home Craig was getting all dressed.

Because he had a nice sleep in today.

But when he had his too much coffee he did not have a cinnamon bun.

Because we went on an adventure drive with Mister Clifford.

So Craig could see all the new things in our city.

And we saw brand new as big as mountains buildings. 


And one was the brand new place for people to read those interesting books.

But then we went to a restaurant. 

And that restaurant was in a truck. And it was right on the street. My goodness me. 

But we had to go to a bank to get some real monies, and then a way too fast car nearly squished us. 

But because I was a bit slow we did not get dead at all. Good for me.

Then we got a very big full up box with delicious chips inside, and a sausage like a hotdog.

And I got some chips and a little bit of sausage. Ha.

When we were all finished we did not go home.

Because Mister Clifford took us right to our farm.

And Zita and I played the catch the sticks game, and the catch Zita game too. My goodness me.


Then we looked a the giant hole where the brand new hospital will live.

But I did not want to go home right away.


But Zita said I had too. Oh well.

And then we went home and I had a very nice before dinner nap. 

Niamh sent me a picture of the sill messy apartment. 


Because there is lots of stuff to put only in the right places. Not just anywhere. 

Because we already had our inside the truck dinner, we only had a little snack, before detective time.

And tonight Craig had to find a brand new detective program for us. 


Sunday, 10 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Seven

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very nice day today.

Because yesterday we were very very busy.

But we are a bit sad, because the basement is now nearly all empty.

Because my friend Niamh does not live there anymore.

Because now she lives in a very lovely apartment. 


But that apartment is not here with me.

That is not so nice for us. 

But she took my very favourite sofa for the apartment.

And it is in her new office, with her same standing up desk. 

So when I visit I can have my naps right on that sofa. And mind her. Ha.

And now she has her grandad’s big music speakers. 


For her apartment.

Craig said that his father would be very happy. 

Because he liked music a lot too. 

Before lunchtime Niamh and Tyler came here to borrow the fast car.

Because they had to go to Mister IKEA’s to get important things for the apartment.

And delicious meatballs too. Ha. 

Then Mister Jordan came here and made Craig’s hair all neat and tidy. My goodness me.

Zita said that I will have to be all neat and tidy before it gets way too hot, and I melt. 

My streets are full up, because it is the very beautiful flowers time in my city. 

So people come from all over everywhere to look at them.

Some even stop and look at our flowers too. My goodness me. 

Zita and I were downstairs, because we were making a brand new top for our swinging sofa.

So we can sit outside and not be melted. 

Niamh brought the fast car back so everybody talked in the kitchen. 

On the floor. Me too. Ha. 


I had an outside nap when Zita and Niamh went to the grocery store.

So Tyler and Craig would not be starving all the time.

After dinnertime we watched the very good detective program, before we went all asleep. 



Saturday, 9 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Six

​I had another very busy day.

Because everybody came here to help Niamh move all her stuff. 

So Zita and I made croissants for everybody, even Craig.

Because he did not have any sleep ins at all. 

Miss Dina was here too.

Because she could smell those croissants from her apartment. My goodness.

Craig had two croissants and I helped him with all of them.

Then everybody went downstairs to carry things upstairs. 


Then we put all those important things in Mister Clifford.

And when he was all full up, we put more stuff in Jamie’s giant car.

And I stayed outside, minding everybody, all by myself.


Then everybody went to Niamh’s apartment so they could have lots of pizzas and beers. 

I stayed here with Craig and Zita. 

Because I was a bit tired from minding everybody all the day. 

So I had a lovely nap.

Craig had a nap too. 


Friday, 8 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Five

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very quiet day.

After breakfast we went for a very long walk.

Then we stayed outside.

Because it was very beautiful.

So we just sat outside on the moving sofa, and I went to fast asleep.

Then after our lunch Zita went to Mister IKEA’s to get new boxes.

Because Niamh took all our other boxes.

But when she got home she brought those tasty cinnamon buns home too.

So I helped Craig eat one, when he had his another coffee. 

Then Niamh came here to look at more things and to visit me. Ha.

She is very busy moving things everywhere in her apartment. 

So Zita and Niamh and I went downstairs to look for even more important things.

I minded them. 

But then Zita and Niamh had to go to our nice and little hardware store.

To find some bits and pieces.

So everything stays altogether. 

So I stayed here and kept my friend Craig company.

After we had our dinners, we watched our detective program. 


Thursday, 7 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Four

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me, what a very busy day we had.

Because today is Zita’s sing happy birthday day. 

Right after breakfast we went for a very nice walk. 

And it was a beautiful day outside, it was a long walk.

And when we got home Susan took Zita out for coffees and tasty treats. 

I stayed here to mind Craig, because he was still fast asleep. 

When Zita got home we went for another long walk, and we went to Kathy’s house.

And when we came home we had very very beautiful flowers from the cottage. 

And a bottle of very old Scotsman’s drinks. Richard found that bottle. 

Because Richard and Zita like those drinks. My goodness.

And when we got home Craig was drinking his next coffee.

So we talked to Nana and Grandad, so they could sing the happy birthday song too. 

Then Niamh talked to us on Zita’s telephone.

Last night Niamh and Tyler came here and we filled Mister Clifford all up. 

With more stuff for the apartment. 

So when we went to that apartment I stayed in Mister Clifford and guarded everything.

Then we went home and went to fast asleep.

Today Niamh and Tyler came here for dinner and to get more boxes full up with important stuff. My goodness me. 

Yesterday our present man brought a box here. 

And it was my present for Zita. 

So I did not forget about it even a little bit. Good for me. 

We went out and got a box of a from far away Italy food. 

It was already made food. 

And Zita told me that it was just pop it in the oven, and then it was a delicious cooked lasagna.

That is a very good kind of food for happy birthdays.

And we had the all on fire cake, and we all sang the happy birthday song. At the same time.

And Zita got lots of special tools for fixing sofas and chairs.

And she was very excited when she opened my present.

Because it was an especially wonderful kind of scissors for beautiful cloths. Ha.

Then Niamh and Tyler filled up Mister Clifford again with more things for the apartment. 

And Zita drove them, but I stayed here so Craig would not get lonely.

And when Zita got back we were very tired, so we went to fast fast asleep right away. 







Wednesday, 6 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Three

Miss Pancake 


We got up very early this morning.

Because we took Emmet to our aeroport.

Because today they went to their old university. 

So people could listen to his very interesting story about maybe long long time ago dragons.

But maybe they were not dragons, because of those very very old words. Oh well. 

I think they were dragons. 

But when we got back home we had our breakfast.

Then it was just the right time for a very long walk.

And we went all over, even to both our ponds. 

Then when we got home we had a quiet day. 

Craig did not get up right away today. Ha.

Because he had not had enough sleeping ins. 

But Zita and I went downstairs to our own basement.

And we counted all our shelves.

Because Niamh talked to Zita. 

And Niamh and Tyler need more shelves in their apartment.

And we have lots of them. Ha.

Last night Mister Clifford took Niamh and Tyler back to their apartment.

And he was full up with boxes. Even a brand new stand up desk. 

For Niamh’s new office. 

And they put all the boxes in the apartment.

After lunchtime Zita went and did her errands, and I had my lovely nap, and minded Craig, at the same time.

And I helped him with the very big scone. 

Then I had another lovely nap, when Zita talked to her Gramma Betty friends. On her computer.

But then Zita had to go and feed her friend’s silly cats. Oh well.

But I minded Craig and we looked out our windows at the brand new flowers.

Zita went to the apartment to bring Niamh lots of those things that hold up your beautiful clothes.

Niamh was very happy. 

Because now all her clothes were not on the floor.

So when the fast car was home it was used pizzas for our dinnertime. Ha. 

And because there was nobody here but us, we watched our detective program. 

Right in the comfy bed. Altogether. Ha. 






Tuesday, 5 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty Two

Miss Pancake 


After our breakfasts Niamh and Tyler came to visit us.

Because that aeroplane did not get all very lost, and brought them home last night.

So they came here to have snacks and to get stuff for the apartment.

Because now it is Niamh and Tyler’s apartment.

And they have to clean it up, until it is all spic and span.

Because Mister Mat was a bit all the time very messy.

And now him room is Niamh’s office. My goodness me. 

Zita and I found Miss Bethany when we went on our walk. 

So we went to the busy street and I guarded everybody. 

When we got home we talked to Nana, because it was her now you are very old birthday.

And Zita’s brother was there too. My goodness me.

But Miss Luna had to stay in far away Spain, to mind his house. 

Craig was up very early today, so we had delicious scones for his lunchtime.

When he finished his coffees. 

Emmet was very busy writing the very end of his story.

Because tomorrow another aeroplane is going to take him to Mister Saint Francis’s university.

He is going to tell them his story all about very long time ago snakes.

Not that Mister Saint Patrick’s snakes, other ones. 

Some of them had three heads. My goodness me.

I do not think we have those kind of snakes anymore. 

We are going to have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because all my family is here, except for Doctor Alice. 

Because she is still in Ireland fixing those Cork people. 

Zita went and found Niamh and Tyler, and then they went to our old favourite pizza shop.

Craig used to go there when he was at his university. 

But they did not get a big pizza.

Because they got a special pizza each. My goodness.

And that shop has lots and lots of delicious cheeses on their pizzas.

That is why it is a special pizza shop. 

Then everybody talked for a very long time.

So we did not watch our detectives tonight.

Maybe tomorrow. 

Monday, 4 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty One

Miss Pancake 


We had a busy day today.

After we had an everybody breakfast Zita and I went on a very long walk.

And we saw lots of houses with lovely brand new flowers. 

And the trees in our garden have little leafs. 

Emmet had to go to a shop and get a brand new telephone.

Because the old phone would not wake up.

I think those wrong clocks got it confused. My goodness.

But now Emmet has a brand new telephone. 

Then Zita and I had adventures.

Because we went to lots of interesting shops. 

And I was her very best fierce guarder dog. Ha. 

Our flat computer map told me that Niamh was at the aeroport in that hot island.


And Tarryn was there too. 

So they will be back in my city nearly very soon. Ha. 

That is a very good idea.

Because Mister Tyler told me that they could not find lots of cold water, when they were way too hot.

And they could only find beers. Oh well.

This afternoon Zita and I were the very best gardeners. 

Then Zita got on our swinging sofa and I minded her. 

I watched the whole street, all by myself. So everybody was all safe as could be. Ha.

And I saw my friends the little birds right inside their bathtub. My goodness.

Emmet was downstairs talking to doctor Alice. 

Because her work at her hospital was all finished today. Because of the clocks. 

We had tortalinis for dinner tonight, because those are Emmet’s favourite. And green beans too.

But we did not watch our detectives, because everybody talked for a very long time.

Until it was past my bedtime.

So I went to bed by myself. Ha. Too bad for them.



Sunday, 3 May 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Eighty

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very nice quiet day today.

Zita and I had a lovely sleep in.

And when we got up, my friend Emmet was already awake as could be.

Because of the wrong clocks again.

So they had their Irish teas together. 

Then Zita and I were in the basement for nearly all day.

Because we were packing Niamh’s so many clothes.

Because she is still in that very hot island. With Tyler too. And Tarryn and Jamie. 

Mister Tyler sent me a beautiful picture of their beach.


That was very nice. 

Emmet was very busy doing work for his university. 

So I minded everybody in the basement.

Craig did not need me to mind him, because he was just drinking his too many coffees. 

Then Craig and Emmet looked out my windows and talked.

That was not interesting, so I had my nap.


Then Kathy came here to see Emmet.  She was going to the cottage.

Zita took Emmet to his dragons game friend’s house.

Because they are going to play their game and have a tasty dinner. 

At the same time. My goodness.

So I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime.

When Zita got home we went on our Sunday have a relax slow walk. 

And when we got home it was dinnertime for us.