Tuesday, 30 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Six

Miss Pancake 


I had a very busy day. And so did Zita and Niamh too.

Because tonight Niamh and Tyler are getting on a train. 

But it is not one of Emmet’s fall over and crash trains. 

Because they were all in Russia trains, not here trains. 

Niamh’s train goes all the way to Toronto.

So they can go to Mister Charlie’s birthday. 

They are going to sleep in Charlie’s house too. My goodness.

Niamh borrowed the fast car this morning, and Zita and I went for a walk before the lots of rain found us. 

When Niamh got back, she had to get all her very clean clothes from the clothes machine.

Because you cannot visit your friends with smelly clothes. It is our rule. 

And when Niamh was talking to the very far away people for her work, Zita fixed her favourite shirt.

Then Zita and I drove her to her apartment. 

And when we got home Craig was already drinking his next coffee. 

I licked the corn breads plate all squeaky clean. 

Then it was my nap time.  

When Zita got back from the wonderful things for kitchens shop, we went for our walk.

It was our before dinnertime walk.

Then we had tortellinis. 

And we got them from the especially delicious shop, with own made pastas.

After our dinner Zita and Bethany went for a little walk.

Craig got into the comfy bed, so he could listen to his new another book. 

I minded the whole house from my watching chair. 

So everything was all safe. 



Monday, 29 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Five

Miss Pancake 


​It was another too hot for feet day.

But we went for our walk right after our early in the morning breakfasts.

So it was not so hot.

And on our walk we met professor Jill, so we had a very long walk. 

And when we got home I helped Zita make some giant croissants. 

Then she talked to her own sister, and last night Mister Ben stayed at her house.

So Cousin Ciara and Mister Lee could go to a delicious food restaurant.

And it had table sheets. And maybe candles. Ha. 

Cousin Lucy helped auntie Eileen with Mister Ben, because she is almost a nurse now. 

Then Zita and Niamh had to go to a store, to get a brand new bag.

Because her very favourite bag broke. My goodness.

But they could not find a nice one.

But they went to Zita’s fix your shoes shop, and the very nice man said he would fix it. Right away.

Because tomorrow Niamh and Tyler are going to visit Tara and Taylor. 

So she had to have a for everything bag.

Because it is Mister Charlie’s birthday day. 

When Craig was awake we had two croissants. Ha.

Brand new croissants are the best croissants. It is known. 

And then the nice man talked to Zita because he fixed Niamh’s bag already.

So the fast car took her to get it. 

I stayed here so I could have my afternoon nap, and mind my friend Craig. 

Festis and Furrgus are still away. 

Because the kick the ball team from Scotland lost, but our team won. My goodness me.

So now they are going to stay. Just in case.

Colonel Dugal talked to Zita, because it is too hot there, he and the Contessa are on her very big boat. In an ocean. 

But a little ocean, not a giant ocean full up with nasty sharks. 

My goodness me, that is a good idea. 

When Zita was back home she had the all fixed up like perfect bag with her. 

Then Zita took pictures of our too much stuff to give all away. 

Then it was dinnertime for us. We had chicken. And special potatoes.


Sunday, 28 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Four

Miss Pancake 


​it was a lovely as could be day today. It was not way too hot when we got up.

So we had a very long and nice walk before, before it was too hot for our feet. Especially my feet.

Zita and the fast car went out to do some important errands.

So I stayed here so I could mind Craig.

Because he was fast asleep.

And when Zita got back she brought a giant croissant.

But she had to go right away, because Niamh needed her help, to get Mister Charlie a present.

Because very soon Mister Charlie will have his very very first sing happy birthday song day. My goodness.

Zita got him a beautiful book and it is all about a very nice dog looking for his friend.

But his friend is hiding in a basket. But he found him anyway. Ha.

When Craig was all awake he found the croissant.

And he opened my door so I could have an outside relax. 

And I went to fast asleep right on top of the warm stone. 

Then I heard the fast car, so I woke up right away. 

Because Zita was home. Ha.

We did not do anything in our garden this afternoon.

Because it was too hot. 

So everybody stayed in our cool as can be house. 

Until I remembered that it was dinnertime, and told Craig. Ha.

We had a very nice dinner inside.

Because it was a bit too hot for nice dinners outside. 

Then it was detective time. 


Saturday, 27 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Three

​It was very good that I had a nice quiet afternoon yesterday.

Because we were very very busy today.

It was a beautiful full of sheep clouds day today.

Last night we watched a program, and all the detectives were sheeps. 


My goodness me. That was a good show.

We had a very nice after breakfast all over walk. 

And when we got home I found even more brand new beautiful flowers in our garden.

Then Zita found some of her old clothes, and we fixed them.

Now they are perfect. 

At lunch time Niamh and Tarryn came to visit me.

But Tarryn had a headache, because she was out way way too late last night. 

Then we all went for another lovely walk before Craig was all awake.

When we got back Craig was all awake so everybody talked and he drank his coffees.

Then Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I went downstairs.

Because it was a bit very messy.

Because of Niamh and Tarryn’s beautiful clothes for sale day. 

So we made everything all neat and tidy again. 

I minded everybody from the comfy sofa. That is a good job for me.

We were there so long I went to fast asleep. Oh well. 

And when I was very awake everything was nearly all neat and tidy again. Ha. Good for us. 

So we all went outside to give our beautiful flowers some tasty treats. 

When Niamh and Tarryn went to their own houses, Zita went to get tasty things for dinner.

So I asked Craig lots of times, and I got my own dinner early. Ha. Good for me.






Friday, 26 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Two

Miss Pancake 


​I had a very busy day.

Because it was very beautiful today.

After a little breakfast, Zita went to Mister Rogers’s make you beautiful shop.

Because it was neat and tidy hair time for Zita.

Because it is summertime.

I stayed here and minded Craig. 

Because he does not get all awake as soon as Zita and I.

Zita got Niamh for an important errand, but then they came here to find me.

And then altogether we went for an adventure. In our fast car. 

And after a while we went to Mister McDonald’s eat in your car restaurant. Ha.

That is my favourite restaurant. 

And I got my own ice cream. My goodness. 

That was a very good adventure.

Zita said it was special not so chubbley ice cream. Ha.

Then we went to Tarryn’s lovely shop.

Because Niamh was helping her all afternoon. 

So we went home and I had a very lovely afternoon relax in my side yard.

Before dinnertime Zita went to the busy street to visit the nice brothers who make the very delicious rollup.

And tasty from far away potatoes too. 

And then she visited Mister Kettleman’s and found very delicious salmons bagels. 


Because it is right beside the rollups shop. 

My goodness, that was a very good idea. 

When we were all finished it was detective time for us. 



Thursday, 25 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty One

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very quiet day today. 

Because we did not go to the farm.

We took Niamh to her apartment instead. 

Then we had a little walk and then it was just the right day for a relax.

Because all our errands were all finished.

It was not such a beautiful day outside today. 

So we did not even do a lot of garden work.

This afternoon Miss Janet came to help Craig do his stretches. 

I always mind him when Miss Janet is here. 

Because sometimes he is very sore when she does Craig’s stretches.

So I have to be there. 

But I cannot get up on the bed.

Because Miss Janet is always in my spot. 

That is not alright.

But when she left I got right beside him.

Until he was all fine again.

Then I had my before dinnertime walk and Zita came with me.

And we found very beautiful flowers, in our own garden.

My goodness me.

Then Zita went to the busy street grocery store, and got tasty food for dinner.

I had my before dinner nap, in my den. 

Craig and Zita had more chillies, but a different kind.

And they had the especially for chillies bread. They kind made with corns. My goodness.

Then we were very tired, so we went to bed.

And my own place was right there. 



Wednesday, 24 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty

Miss Pancake 


​It was a very nice day today.

Because it was only a bit very hot outside.

After I helped Zita with her early morning stretches exercises, we got in our fast car and got Niamh and brought her to my house.

But first we went to Mister Kettleman’s shop and got brand new bagels. 

For our another breakfast.

And then I saw that all red as can be bird having it’s in the morning bath. Ha.

Then Niamh was very busy in the dining room, so I minded her.

Zita was downstairs finding things. 

But when Craig was dressed I helped him with his very tasty bagel.

Because those bagels do not make you chubbley. Ha.

Then when I was having a nice nap, Niamh needed me to mind her when she went in the fast car.

Because she had to get some very beautiful free clothes. My goodness. 

So I woke up just like that, and got in the car. That is a very good job for me. 

The we went for a little walk before Niamh had to go to the hard questions restaurant. 

The fast car took her there.

Craig and Zita had chillies for their dinner, but I got livers on my dinner. Ha,

But then it was bath-time for Craig. So I went right outside into my side yard.

Because of the other not so fast chair. 

When he was squeaky clean I came back in. Ha. 




Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Nine

Miss Pancake 


I only have a little bit of a story today.

Because the flat computer got too tired, and would not wake up.  My goodness. 

But I went for a good morning walk. 

And before dinner Zita and I went to our farm, so I practiced my best fast running.

And after dinner Craig got the computer to remember who it was. Ha.

Then we went to sleep. 

But not the computer. Ha 

Monday, 22 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Eight

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very nice and quiet day.

It was not even a bit of the hot sunshine outside, so we had a very long all over walk.

When we got home Zita talked to her own sister. 

She visited our Cousin Ciara and Mister Ben and their best nurse, my friend Miss Suzy. Ha.

Then Zita and I went downstairs so we could make everything neat and tidy.

Because Mister Freddy is going to make the walls in the little kitchen beautiful. 

When we got upstairs Craig made Zita her special coffee and his own too. 

But I had a very nice nap in our den on my sofa. 

We did not do anything interesting today.

Because we have been way too interesting, for lots of days. 

Craig said he was so very interesting that he forgot to have all his relaxes. Oh dear. 

That is not so very good.

When Zita and I were downstairs we found even more of Craig’s little cars.

So we brought them upstairs. 

He was very happy. 

And he put them in the bookcase, beside the fast computer. 

Then it was my dinnertime, and I got liver treats again.

I think I get liver treats all the time, because of that chubbley word. 

Yesterday Zita and I put a special mirror in the bathroom, it is a move all around mirror.

So Craig can be more neat and tidy. Ha. 

After dinner we moved all the too many boxes out of my den. 

Now there is lots of room for me.

Then it was detective time for all of us. 




Sunday, 21 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Eight

​I was a bit tired this morning, and Zita was too.

Because we were still having our party even past my bedtime.

But we had lots and lots of tasty food.

We made four different pizzas. And some had lots of different cheeses. 

And one had delicious hams from Italy and even different kinds of sausage from there too. My goodness.

So our oven was full up with pizzas.

So everybody was a cook. 


Except for Craig and Tyler. They just talked. 

That is why everything was very delicious. 

And when they were all cooked, there was no room on the dining room table.


Except for some beers.

And everybody talked for a long time, until it was delicious dessert time.

And then when everyone went to their homes they took the extras. 

So they could have pizza breakfasts.

Niamh and Mister Tyler rode their fast bicycles here this morning.

Because they borrowed the fast car.

Because they went to Tyler’s parent’s house.

Because it was that day for fathers. Ha.

Last night Craig got a secret present. And it was a special restaurant for birds. 

Especially for the noisy knock knock on the trees birds. My goodness. 


And peanut butter food. 

Because peanut butter is their most very favourite food. Just like me.

So when we put it in the tree, we put brand new water in the bathtubs too.


And when Zita and I came home from our errands with Mister Clifford, we brought Craig doughnuts.


For his Father’s Day treat. Ha. 

Before dinner Zita and I went on a very long walk, because it was as beautiful as could be outside.

We had pizza for dinner.

But it was not used pizza. 

It was never even a bit eaten pizza, from the lovely party. 

Because we made lots and lots of pizzas. Ha. 



Saturday, 20 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Seven

 ​what a very busy day we had.

Because it is our party day. 

We went and found Niamh, and then we found Lilly and we all went to get beautiful flowers.

Because Susan is in far away England. 

And if we did not find lots of beautiful flowers she would not have a lovely garden.

So we went to that special store and I went inside too.

To guard all my friends. Ha.

When we got home Mister Clifford went on the street.

Because there was a football game up on the busy street.

So Mister Tyler and his father put their car in our driveway.

So those police trucks would not take their car way.

Zita and I went to the patio to take the silly weeds away. I was a big help.


Because it was my job to find them. Ha. 

Then Niamh and Tarryn and Sach were here. 

Because they came to the party too. 

And we made our very own, all by ourselves pizzas.

And Zita’s especially delicious dessert too. My goodness.

And we have cheeses. I saw them. 

But when Mister Tyler came here he was sad, because his team did not win. Again.

But he had a lots of tasty treats at that game.

When we were getting all the special for pizzas cheese all ready, Mister Tyler had the cut off your toes machine.

And he made the grass all neat and tidy, before even more bouncy rain found my house. 

And then Miss Andrea got here, when she was all finished at her hospital. 

But she did not have her Doctor’s clothes on this time. 

She had her cooking delicious food clothes on. Ha. 



Friday, 19 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Six

Miss Pancake 


My goodness me, my outside weather was not always the same, all day.

We went to visit all the nice farmers this morning.

So we could get all the food for our tomorrow dinner party .

And when we were there it was a lots of sunshine day.


But when we got back in the fast car it was just bouncy rain everywhere. 

So we could not go to our farm. 

Because we did not want to be all soggy. 

So Zita and I did some errands instead, and I stayed in the car, so I could guard all the tasty foods.

Miss Doctor Andrea is going to have dinner with us tomorrow. 

And Niamh and Tyler too. 

So you have to have delicious foods for lovely parties with your friends. 

Especially lots of tasty cheeses, from far away places. 

This afternoon Zita brought Niamh to my house for a nice visit. 

Before her beautiful dancing class.

Zita put my bed on the floor in the living room.


Because I do not use my little house anymore. 

Even at nighttime. 

Because I have two big fluffy pillows. Good for me.

A package came. And it was for the Bears. 

Even some for flying aeroplanes goggles, for General Major Tuktoyaktuk Bear. My goodness.

And a picture of a Scotsman, on a horse, and he was stealing a flag from some French soldiers.

I think he was a friend of Colonel Dugal. 

Maybe it is his Merry Christmas present. Maybe. 

I got my dinner early today, because I fooled Craig. Ha. 

Craig and Zita had lasagnas. 

Those Lasagnas are way too sticky for dogs. Oh well.

Then Craig had to find a new detective program.

Because the one we started to watch last night was not so very nice. Oh well. 





Thursday, 18 June 2026

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Twenty Five

Miss Pancake 


​I was very busy today. And so was Zita. 

We did not go on a right away walk.

Because my friend Niamh came home to borrow the fast car so she could do an important errand.

And when she was gone we were very busy doing our neat and tidy work.

And when she got home we took her to her apartment, and we went to the bank.

And I got a big treat. Our bank always gives me treats.

Then we went to the run all around park for dogs.

But there was a nasty dog there who barked at me. 

It was not so fierce as me, so I did not even bark back. 

So we got into our car and went to our beautiful farm. Ha. Too bad for that dog.

And we had a very lovely time. 

Because when we got there it was all sunshine everywhere.

We stayed there for only a little while today, because we got a little too hot.

When we got home Craig was all dressed.

And that mister Paul came over to have his coffee with us.

And we had croissants too. I got the crunchy end from Craig.

Mister Paul took Niamh’s broken beautiful lamp back to his house to fix. 

He is a very good fixer.

Zita was helping Niamh get her special I am Irish too book.

Because there were lots and lots of questions.

Zita has one on those books and so does Emmet.

But Craig only has one. Too bad for him.

But Dugal said he has a friend who makes those special books. 

And Dugal has lots of very different ones in the basement, and Craig can borrow one if he wants.

My goodness me, that is a nice idea.

Dugal said you should always have three or four, or even more. Just in case.

After Paul was gone, we had some of that thunder. 

But it did not find us. Ha. 

When it was dinnertime I did not get so much of my food. 

Because of that chubbley word.

But I got very very delicious livers on top. 

Because livers do not make me chubbley. It is known.

After dinner we watched one of our favourite detectives.

The man with his own beautiful church, and his friend the policeman. 

It is a very quiet detective program, so I fell all asleep.










Wednesday, 17 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Four

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me, what a very busy day we had.

Right after our breakfasts we went to Miss Jennifer’s house, and minded my friends Emma and Rai.

And we took them to their school. 

And when we got home Zita and I made very crunchy croissants. By ourselves.

And when they were cooking we went and brought Niamh back home. 

And then Lee came over too.

And everybody had coffees and croissants.

I did not have any.

Because my doctor said I was a bit chubbley. Oh my goodness me. 

That was not such a very nice thing to say. 

And he told Zita and Zita told Craig and Niamh too. Oh dear me. 

Now everybody knows. 

But Emmet does not know. 

Maybe they will send me secret from Ireland treats. Maybe. 

When Zita went out with Kathy I took Niamh and Lee on a very long walk.

We saw both of my ponds and my friends the ducks too. 

But then we were all too hot, so we came home to my always cool house. Ha.

And they had more croissants. But not me. 

Then Niamh went into the den to do her important work. I minded her. 

Before Dugal went on vacation, with The Miss Contessa, he gave Zita the key to the secret box in the basement.

Because that is where the fairy bagpipes of Ruadh Mór Badger are hidden. 


They can only be played when Scotland is in danger. 

Then the sound with bring all the old Blackthorn-Badgers back. To save Scotland.

He was afraid that Festis or Furrgus’s might take them to help Scotland wiin those football games. 

So now they are hidden the clean clothes machine.

Because Festis and Furrgus do not know where it is. Ha. 


Tuesday, 16 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Three

Miss Pancake 


​We had a quiet day today.

Because Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I were up until very late talking.

And having snacks.

But Craig was in the comfy bed listening to his book.

So we did not get up right away this morning, but we had a very lovely long walk.

Because it was not too hot again.

After lunchtime Zita and I had to go to my just for dogs hospital.

Because I had to get my shot.

So those nasty bugs will not make me sick. 

So the fast car took us there. It is a bit far away. 

But I looked out the window at everything. So it was very interesting. 

And I had my nap right in the backseat. Ha.

It is a comfy backseat. But not as big as Mister Clifford’s. 

And that Mister Clifford is so very big I can look down into all the cars. Ha. 

When we went home the fast car took us to our farm first, so we could have our exercises. Ha.

Our fast car always likes to go to the farm. 

When we got home I had a very nice nap, so I did not help Zita make the tasty dinner. 

On the television there were lots and lots of Scotsmen with bagpipes. 

And they were playing them on the streets. Altogether. I think they were very loud. 

Because they won a football game. 

Festis and Furrgus are there, Colonel Dugal said.  

He did not go, because he and the contessa are going on vacation tomorrow.

They are going to visit her other house. The one in the country, with the giant garden.


That is where she makes her wines.

But not just by herself. I think Dugal will help.

Because he is very polite.

Now they can have a relax, together.

Miss Alexa told us there was noisy thunder all around. Oh dear.

But I think that the thunder got lost. 

So I had my after dinner nap in my side yard.

After we were all finished all the important things it was bedtime detectives for us. Ha. 

Monday, 15 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty Two

Miss Pancake 


We had a nice sleep in this morning.

So I had to wake Zita up by myself.

Because Craig was still fast asleep.

But after our breakfasts we went for a very long walk.

Because it was not a bit too hot today. 

So we had a very good time looking at all the beautiful flowers, in all the gardens. 

Then Zita went out to do some errands and I minded the house.

But my friend the present man came. 

And he stayed at my front door for a long time. Oh dear.

I told Zita, when she got home. 

She said it was an important present for that Mister Tyler, and someone had to take in their own hands.

So she went to the presents shop to get it for him. 

And take it to Niamh and Tyler’s apartment. 

Craig and I are going to go to the apartment. 

So we can help Niamh with the music machines. 

Because sometimes there are too many wires. 

But Craig has lots and lots of wires in a giant box underneath my comfy sofa.

And Craig is not afraid of those wires. Me either. Ha. 

Because we have even more wires. 


And lots of music machines too.

Craig told me they are just in case music machines. 


When Zita got home from Kathy’s house we made dinner.

And my friend Niamh was here too.

And I guarded her, when she was on our swinging outside sofa. 

She was doing important work with Miss Erin in far far away.

And then we had big fat bacons with lots of stuff on toasty breads.

I got some bacons. 

Bacons are very delicious for me. 

Then Tarryn came to visit us. 

So then Zita and Niamh and Tarryn and I talked for a long time.

So Craig went to bed, so he could listen to his book. 





Sunday, 14 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty One

​Today it was not so very hot.

Yesterday we went for our long walk after that hot sunshine was gone. Ha.

So when we got home it was our bedtime.

Today, after our breakfasts we went for our walk before the lots of rain found my streets.

Then Zita and Niamh went to find things for Niamh’s and Tyler’s fast bicycles.

I stayed here and helped Craig with his muffin. 

Because Miss Alexa said maybe there was loud thunder today.

So I stayed here to keep Craig as safe as could be.

He is not even a bit scared of those loud noises. That is good. 

This afternoon Niamh is getting all her music machines together on big shelves.

She sent me a picture.


And Cousin Ciara and Mister Lee sent me a picture too. 


Mister Ben and my far away friend Miss Suzy were not in that picture.

Because Mister Ben was fast asleep and maybe Miss Suzy was his very best minder. Ha.

Before dinnertime Zita got Niamh so she could do some grocery shopping. 

Mister Tyler was playing his game with Mister Mitch, who lives far far away in the mountains.

My goodness.

I stayed here to mind Craig, and have a very nice relax in the den.

On my comfy sofa.

Niamh said I will have on own sofa when I visit. That is a good idea.


Saturday, 13 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty

Miss Pancake 

​We did not write a big story today, because Craig had a sick tummy.

Because he ate way too many of the delicious from far away places sausages.

So he just stayed in the comfy bed all day. 

I went in all the time and he was always just fast asleep. 

But he was not even a bit dead. 

Because I am his very best nurse. 

Niamh and Tyler came to visit me, and to get Niamh's very fast bicycle.  

Because it is summertime.

Then Zita and I a lovely outside relax and a nice walk.

And because it was after dark then we went to bedtime.


Friday, 12 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Nineteen

Miss Pancake 


​I went to Niamh’s apartment today. Two times. 

And I was on the up and down room too. I was very brave. Niamh said so.

Niamh and Tyler are going to get another cool house machine.

Because the one they have can only make some of the places nice and cool.

But not the bedrooms. Oh dear. 

So they had to sleep in the living room. 

That is not so very comfy. 

And this afternoon Niamh went to the beautiful shop, to help Tarryn. 

Where it was very cool inside.

It was too hot today for a nice walk.

But we had our breakfasts outside in my side yard.

And when was Craig all awake I helped him with his blueberries scone. 

Then it was past my nap time.

So I went in the den, where it was quiet. Ha.

Craig and Zita had a no cooking dinner. Because of the way too hot.

Then Niamh came here and Mister Clifford took them to the too much of everything store.

And they bought a brand new cool the house machine, and took it back to Niamh’s apartment.

We watched that very nice lady detective when Zita and Mister Clifford got home. 

Then it was fall fast asleep time for me. 



Thursday, 11 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighteen

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness me.

I did not have such a very good night last night.

Because I had to be the house minder, all by myself, for a very long time.

When Craig and Zita got home from the restaurant I was very happy they were home.

Especially my friend Craig.

I gave him my favourite ball and lots of kisses.

Because when Craig goes out in Mister Clifford I always go with him.

But when they went to the lovely restaurant they were there for a long time.

So Craig was not here to be my best helper. 

And Craig is always here with me. 

So I was very happy when he got home. 

I think we should have a stay home rule for Craig, unless I am with him. 

And it was so late we went to bed right away. 

This morning Zita and I went on a long walk, before it was too hot for my feet.

Then Niamh was here.

Because she brought the fast car back home.

But she had to go back to her apartment to do her important work.

So we drove her back.

And after lunchtime Zita went to another getting an important paper.

But this time it was for Doctor Miss Andrea. 

Because now she is a new special doctor. 

And she gave her own speech.

And she got a very important prize. 

Because of her interesting work in the hospital. My goodness.

Now everybody has their important papers. That is good. 

I did not go. 

I stayed here to mind Craig. He did not go either. That was good.

He just had his coffees and we had a together relax. 

When Zita got home she left right away.

Because today is her inside swimming class. 

When she got home she brought dinner with her. 

And it was tasty sausages from far away places.

I already had my dinner.

So I was not hungry, like Craig and Zita. Ha. 

After dinner it was our detective time. 

Wednesday, 10 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighteen

Miss Pancake 


We only had time to make my story very short today.

Because everybody was way too busy doing everything.

Zita and I went right in Niamh’s own apartment, so we could bring her back to our house. 

Then Zita and Niamh went to our university, because today was Lee’s day to get the important piece of paper.

So now they can dig giant holes to find things, and will not get in trouble at all. Ha. 

Lee said I could be their very best helper.

Because I am a very good digger. 

Maybe we could go to far away Italy again. And find more beautiful things. Ha. 

And have delicious cheeses too. 

And Craig had a big sleep in, because we are going to be all awake until late tonight.

Because everybody is going to a lovely restaurant for a dinner with my friend Lee. And all our friends  My goodness.


It is an Italian and an Irish restaurant, and at the same time. My goodness me. 

But I am staying home to mind my house.

And to have a very long nap. 


Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventeen

Miss Pancake 


​We had a very quiet day today.

But because it was as lovely as could be we went on our two bridges walk. 

That is a good walk, because there are lots of new things to smell.

When we got home I minded Craig, and the house, when Zita did important errands.

Craig had a bit of a sleep in, because he had a nasty headache.

But then he had his lots of coffee and his muffin.

I had to help him with that muffin.

Because of the headache.

Zita was outside because our outside bathtubs were just filled with nasty water. 

So she put lots of brand new water in them.

Nobody wants to have a bath in nasty water. 

And then she made the front garden neat and tidy.

And we took Emmet’s old bed all apart, until it was just lots of pieces. I was her very best helper.

We are going to give it away to someone who does not have a bed big enough for a nice dog too. Ha.

When we were all finished and came upstairs, Craig’s headache was nearly all gone.

He said looking out the window helps fix those nasty headaches. I did not know that. 

Then Zita went for walk with me, to get some very free stuff. 

It was a bit hot, but we went anyway. 

Because we are tough. Zita said so. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh came here before dinnertime, to get a some beautiful pots she is making, with Lee and Cara.

Then they went to the beautiful pots shop, and cook them. My goodness.

Craig and Zita had meatballs for their dinner.

Then it was detective time.




Monday, 8 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixteen

​We had another busy day today.

Because today my friend Tarryn got her important paper from our nice university.

So Zita and Niamh went to the university.

So they could clap their hands and make very loud noises when Tarryn got her paper.


And make lots of very lovely pictures too. 

Zita and Emmet and Niamh all have that kind of lovely paper.

But Craig does not. 

Because he did not like the rules so much.

And only took the courses he liked, and not the others. Too bad for him. 

And Lee and Doctor Andrea are getting special papers too. 

What a very busy time for us. My goodness me.

Craig was all dressed even before my own lunchtime. 

So I did not even wait at all.

And it was very lovely outside, so after my lunch I went outside.

I stayed there, until Zita came home. 

Then Zita and I took Niamh back to her apartment.

Because she still had lots of work today.

Then I had my afternoon nap, in the beautiful sunshine. 

Some boys came to my house, because they wanted to make our grass neat and tidy.

But they did not have their own machine. That was silly.

So I barked at them, because I did not even know who they were.  Oh well. 

Before our dinner, Zita and Niamh went to Tarryn’s apartment so they can drink altogether beers. Ha.

And when Zita got home we had a summertime diner. 

Because there was no hot cooking for us. Ha.

We had lots of very delicious meats, from far away Italy. 

And potatoes all chopped up with eggs.

Zita says you cannot have a real dinner if you do not have potatoes.

That is because she is from Ireland. Ha.

After everything we watched the lady detective. 



Sunday, 7 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred Fifteen

Miss Pancake 


We went on a giant walk today. 

And we went over the two very big bridges. And I was very brave. Zita told me. 

When we got to our busy street we did not go into the tasty treats market.

Because there were way too many people.

So we came home.

And then Niamh and Tyler were there.

And they were dressed in their most beautiful clothes.

Because they went to say goodbye to Tyler’s grandfather. That was sad.

So they borrowed the fast car.

And when they came back they got more apartment stuff, so Zita drove them home.

By herself only.

So I could help Craig with his brand new muffins. 

My friend Emmet is in far away England again. 

Helping people with their interesting stories. 

But after everybody’s dinner was all finished, mine too, Craig had to have another scary bath.

Because Zita said that we are going to have a very busy outside week. My goodness me.

And you cannot be even a bit smelly like a skunk, when you go to nice places, with your friends.

And Craig has to use that silly little wheels chair.

And his nice go fast chair has to stay in the den. 

So it does not get all very wet. 

So I went outside, until he was all squeaky clean again. 

Then it was detective time for everybody here. Ha.


Saturday, 6 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fourteen

Miss Pancake 


​My goodness, what a very busy day I had.

We took some important things to Niamh and Tyler’s apartment. 

I was very very brave when we were in the up and down room. Ha.

But before we went in Zita and I had a walk all around those streets. 

To make sure there were no smelly skunks anywhere.

But when we were all inside Niamh said that she tried a bit of the music machine.

And it did not work so well.

When we got back home Craig was all dressed and made everybody their coffees. 

And he had one of those very delicious doughnuts for his lunch. Ha.

Then Craig went into the den and got another piece for Niamh. 


Because we always have lots and lots of those pieces. 

And Zita took it to Niamh so she could have lots of music in her lovely apartment. 

But Zita did not come home, because she and Niamh had to go to the beautiful cloths shop. 

So they can make beautiful things for that apartment. 

So everything is beautiful when I visit. 

The computer said that it is going to be very loud thunder tonight.

And there is a football game up on the busy street.

And Tyler’s father is going to see it. Oh dear. 

And just like that there was way so much rain.

So Craig and I watched all the wet people from our watching window.

But when the very loud thunder came here I went into our office and had a nap underneath tge big desk. Ha.

I was very happy when Zita got home, and she brought a milkshake for Craig. 

And after their tasty eggs and toasts, we watched the lady detective. 

And I went to fast asleep. 

Friday, 5 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirteen

Miss Pancake 

We took Mister Clifford to Mister Mike's fix your car shop. 

To get him all ready for the hot summer time. 

And then I minded Zita when we walked all the way home.

Before it was way too hot for us. 

When we got home Miss Doctor Andrea came for a lovely visit.

And she brought Miss Suzie's very delicious doughnuts too. My goodness.  



That was a treat for us.  

She told us all abut her visit to the far far far away in the mountains hospital.

It is in the same place that Niamh goes to visit. 

It is where Mister Nelson’s very nice dog lives. My goodness.  

And before Christmas she is going back to be a big help, in the very little hospital. 

But only for a little while. Then she will be a doctor back here. That is a good idea. 

Then Niamh brought the fast car here before her beautiful dancing classes.

Craig went to bed before dinner time. 

Because he ate too many doughnuts. My goodness me. 

Thursday, 4 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Twelve

​we had a lovely early all over walk today. 

So we would not be melting when the lots of sunshine made me way too hot.

And when we got home Zita told the machine to make the house comfy cool. 

And just like that it was.

Last night we found a treasure. In my own den.

Craig and Zita were looking for one of Craig’s little cars, under the big television.

But we found lots of swords instead. My goodness me.


They were so all covered in dusts I thought they were sticks. But they were pointy swords.

And we found even more little swords too.

And even the giant, only for Scotsmen sword. My goodness me.


And one of the swords Craig had forgotten all about, so he was a bit very surprised. My goodness me.

And this morning the clean the floors machine took all the dust way far away.

Now Craig and I can be famous knights. Ha. That is a good idea for us.

Craig had a big sleep in today.

Because he was too tired to get up with Zita and me,

But I helped him with his cinnamon bun. When he was all dressed. 

Before Zita went her inside swimming class she filled the fast car up with things for Niamh and Tyler.

And there was a cool the house machine and the new make beautiful music machine. My goodness me.

So I had a nice nap in my comfy sofa in my den. 

But then I heard my bowl and it had my dinner in it. And some very tasty treats too. 

When Zita was home and when all the after dinnertime work was finished it was detective time. 

I got up on the bed, even before Craig and Zita. 

Because I have my own comfy spot on the bed. 

Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eleven

Miss Pancake 


​We did not have even a little sleep in today.

Because we were very busy.

Zita and I and the fast car went and found Niamh at her apartment and brought her home.

Because she had to get her dirty clothes all clean. 

So we all went for a walk in the beautiful day. 

We went to our lake and there were fast boats there. Right in the water. 

saw them. Ha.


And when we got to our other beautiful park, there were fat as could be fish in the water. 

I saw them too. 


But when the sunshine started to get too hot we went home. 

Because we had the make the house cool machine on. Ha. 

And we made Scotsman’s porridge for everybody, even Craig.

Because he did not have any sleep ins today.

Because his friend Mister Pat brought a new music machine for Niamh. My goodness. 


It is for the apartment, so Niamh and Tyler can have beautiful music too. 

Then Dina and Lee came here, for their coffees.

And then Niamh and Dina went outside to do their work. 

So I had to mind them. All by myself.

Because Zita had to go to a special store to do some important errands.

I was so busy I forgot to eat my own lunch. 

Zita and I are going to make very special cushions for Niamh and Tyler’s outside chairs.

So they will not hurt their bottoms. 

Craig had to find a new detective program, so I can fall fast asleep with Craig and Zita. 

When it is on.

We had a very nice dinner and it was chicken sandwiches. Chicken is my favourite.

Then I had a nap, until it was bedtime. 

Tuesday, 2 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ten

Miss Pancake 


We had a very beautiful day today.

So Zita and went on a very very long walk. And it was not just around here.

Because we went way past the lake, and past the giant for the new hospital hole.

And we went to where all the special trees live. 

And I got to smell everything brand new.

And there was not one other dog there. 


Because it was very early in the morning. 

And when we got home we visited Miss Bruna and Lee.

So we could talk about the little nasty ants that come into my house.

My goodness.

But Lee knows all about them. That is good.

When we got home Craig was all dressed.

And Zita made him his coffee. And I helped him with that cinnamon bun.

The nice man brought a big box and it is for Mister Tom.

So he can make us even more detective programs.

The Professor Jill came for a visit. And so had lots and lots of water.

Because she already had way too much coffees. My goodness. 

So I had my nap, in my own comfy watching window chair.


When professor Jill was gone, it was my own dinnertime. 

Craig and Zita had very delicious sausages for dinner. I got just a very very little bit.

Because I had a sick tummy yesterday.

But today I and perfect. Just like my friend Craig. Ha.

After diner I was Zita’s very best gardening helper. 

We made our in front of the house garden all neat and tidy.

And we put nice clean water in the birds outside bathtub. 

Then we watched our young lady detective program. 

Monday, 1 June 2026

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Nine

Miss Pancake 


​When Zita and I were as awake as could be, we looked out our side door and it was beautiful outside. 

So we had an outside breakfast. 

And when we finished, it was clean the house day for us. Oh well.

Because we had not made everything squeaky clean after our giant party.

And it was a bit messy. 

But before we were all finished, we went on a long walk.

For a nice relax.

Because making our house all clean is not very interesting.

But looking at everybody’s flowers is very interesting.

And when we got back it was time for my morning nap.

So Zita talked to her sister in far away Ireland. 

And just like the Craig was all dressed and had his coffees before I was awake.

We ate all of Sach’s tasty cinnamon buns, so we had a Mister IKEA’s bun instead.

I was his best helper.

Then Zita went to Tarryn’s beautiful shop, to look for presents. 

But they will be secret presents. 

I had my afternoon relax in the side yard, with my friends the little birds. 

When Zita got home we were very busy.

Because we put brand new pictures on the walls. 

And we found a beautiful picture of Colonel Dugal’s soldiers. From when he was very young. 

So we put it on the wall right beside him. That was a very good idea.

And then Festis and Furrgus had to move around, 

Because Festis could not see out our watching windows so very well. So now it was his turn. 

Zita said so.

And then she brought up the very shiny light that was resting in the basement.

Now all our beautiful lights are shiny lights. That is a nice idea for us too.

And we put another wonderful picture on top of the very comfy sofa.

So we had a very busy afternoon. 

Then it was dinnertime for everybody. 

And I got a very little bit of the used pizza crust. 

That was a tasty treat. But not such a very big treat.

And after everyone did their before bedtime work, it was detectives time for us.