Miss Pancake
We did not go to the farm this morning, but we had a very nice walk anyway.
Because Zita had to go way downtown to work today. My goodness me. That is not so nice.
And Niamh and Miss Erin were very busy too.
But Craig was just listening to his book.
But the doctor said his mother is still a bit not so very well.
She does not want to eat even tasty food. Oh dear.
It was not such a nice day outside, because there was not even a bit of beautiful sunshine.
But a nice man knocked right on our door this morning.
And he brought a beautiful for the sunshine parasol for our Doctor Alice.
And it came from very very far away Japan.
Because when she and my best friend Emmet get all married, she will have it to keep the sunshine away.
Because they do not have so much sunshine in far away Ireland.
So there are umbrellas to keep the sunshine away, and umbrellas to keep the rain away.
But not so many of those in Ireland. Oh well.
Today is Mister Saint Patrick’s Day. I think he is a friend on Mister Saint Newton.
Because dogs do not like snakes so much either. Ha.
Lots of people think that they are all Irish today, but they are not.
They just say they are.
But they are wrong. Ha.
Zita and Emmet and Niamh and Doctor Alice are Irish.
Because when they go to Ireland they do not have to wait in long long lineups at the aeroport. They just go in. Ha.
And Emmet and Miss Doctor Alice live there, in Cork. In a very nice apartment. My goodness.
I even saw that apartment on Craig’s telephone. Ha. But I did not see Emmet there. Oh well.
Emmet is teaching today at his very old university.
They even have their own bridge at that university and there is not even any snow there.
And Doctor Alice is practicing her sewing people up at her hospital. They are very busy too.
Craig is only a pretend Scotsman, Dugal and Festis and Furrgus are real Scotsmen.
Because they have their own castles, right in Scotland and they have big pointy swords.
And Colonel Dugal is a Duke and he has a Duke uniform, just for him.
The old Queen told him he was a Duke, but he cannot tell anyone why.
It is a famous secret. Ha.
And they have very big barrels of very very old whiskey, in the other room in the basement.
It was made by aunt Elseabeth’s own company. On a far away island. Ha.
All the lovely Bouvier dogs came from far away France. That is why croissants are my favourite.
So Craig and I had four little croissants for our lunchtime. Then it was time for my nap.
Niamh and Tyler are going to a pub tonight, with some friends.
Because of Mister Saint Patrick.
When Zita came home she visited Craig’s mother. And she even had some apple juice for her dinner.
And she brought home some downtown sandwiches. And we had them for our early dinner.
And I got a very big piece of chicken and some bacons too.
Then we went into the den to watch our detectives program.
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