Day One Thousand and Ten

Miss Pancake 

My goodness me. 

In the middle of the night I heard a noisy sound when I was fast asleep.

So quick as could be, I ran into our kitchen. With my very fierce barks. 

But it was only Sach. 

She had to go to her stretching yourself all over.

And she has to pay people money to show her how to stretch. 

Even early in the morning. That is silly.

So I went back to my comfy little house.

Then when Zita and I were awake Niamh and Tarry came upstairs.

Because they all slept over here last night. 

So we had an everybody breakfast.

And after our nice walk we all had to go to our work. 

I did not stay outside so much today. 

Because all our air did not smell like nice air. 

So Zita made sure all our make nice air machines were on. 

When Craig had his coffee he did not have a muffin, or a croissant, because they were all gone.

So we had two cookies instead. 

After lunch the fast car took Niamh to the way too much store with Miss Lizz

Because Niamh and Tyler are going to her cottage.

That lady works with Niamh and there will lots of people there.

So they had to go and get tasty food for the cottage. 

Maybe hotdogs and beers. Or delicious doughnuts. Maybe.

Mister Tyler is going to sleep here tonight.

Because they have to get up way too early to go to cottages. It is the rule. 

A man caught a giant fish in my pond. 

And his little dog helped. 

And it was one of those nasty fish that try to catch my friends the ducks. 

But now it cannot catch anything. 

Because it was caught. Ha. Too bad for that fish. 

This morning Colonel Dugal told me that a very long time ago he and lots and lots and lots of his friends got in boats and went to France.

Because very nasty people stole it. 

So they all went to get it back. My goodness. 

They had to get it back or nobody in the whole world would ever get delicious croissants or tasty smelly cheese again.

Festis and Furrgus were there too and they brought their own bagpipes player. Ha. 

And he had the very big ones that scare nasty people. 

And a big gun too. Just in case. Ha.

Auntie Elseabeth was there too. 

But not with Festis or Furrgus.

Because she jumped out of an aeroplane, all by herself. 

So she could blow up bridges before anybody got there. Ha. 

Maybe that is why she only has one real leg. My goodness me.

Dugal said she was very pretty and rich, so his uncle The Laird, had to get Lochlainn’s grand father’s brothers to keep the riff raff away. Oh dear. 

But then she even got married to one of them. 

I do not know to which brother. But not all of them.

After my naps, Zita was all finished work, and she and Mister Clifford went to the nice groceries store to get things.

Because Niamh and Mister Tyler had a together dinner with us. 

Maybe there will be cheese. Maybe. 

We had outside cooked steaks and Mister Tyler cooked them. My goodness. 

After our dinner Craig watched at bit of that hockey game. 

Then we watched those detectives in Scotland.