Day One Thousand and Fourteen

Miss Pancake 

When I was all awake and went outside, it was not rainy at all, and it was not hot either.

So we went for a very long around here walk. 

We did not see my friends Miss Nula or Mister Cole today. 

But we looked at both of our lovely ponds and saw the ducks.

So we were all ready for work when we got home. 

Zita said she was only talking to a rascal lady and did not need so much help today.

So I went into the den and went to fast asleep, until Craig was all dressed. 

Then it was time for me to help him with the giant muffins. 

Then Zita and Niamh and I went for our lovely lunchtime walk. 

That is my favourite walk, because I have to mind Zita and Niamh at the same time. 

And when we got home it was past past my lunchtime.

But my friend Craig found some of my favourite peanut butter. 

And he put it on my food.  

When I was finished Zita needed me to help her in our office. 

So I did not have time to see what those men are doing on my other street. 

Yesterday there were lots and lots of pictures of far away Cork on Craig’s flat computer.

And we looked and looked and we could not find my Emmet or Miss Doctor Alice. Too bad for us. 

There was a beautiful picture for me. It was in our mail. 

And there was writing on the back.

And it was from my badger friend Colonel Dugal

And the picture was of a very big truck. 

And he said he was a bit tired, because he drove it all across far away Russia.

But he wanted us to know he and second Cousin Colonel General Alekzandra Bryhada were perfectly safe.

But he needs a bit of a nice relax and Auntie Elseabeth has invited Ferrgus and Festis to visit them in France.

Festis told me that he thought that dealing with Cousin Mórag and all her dogs, is more than they can handle on their own. My goodness. 

She sent aeroplane tickets to Monaco. Leaving tomorrow night.

Furrgus said fortunately they always have fully packed bags at the ready, they just have to choose the right passports for the excursion. 

Dugal insisted they bring their regimental dress uniforms, it is nearly France after all. 

They are going to stay in Auntie Elseabeth’s suit at the Hermitage. My goodness.

Because it is very close to the casino. 

But Furrgus told me that he has to share a bathroom with his brother, because there are only four bathrooms in the suite. 

They asked if I wanted to go for a nice visit, but I have already been on an Aeroplane, so I will just stay here, to mind my family.

And I have my very own, just for me, bathroom in our side yard. Ha. Too bad for them.

Last night there was a very big raccoon walking across my patio. Oh well.

We had tasty pastas for dinner and I got tasty cheese on my dinner.

Then Craig and Zita and Niamh went into the den to watch the scary detective program.

So I had to mind them.

Because it was scary. My goodness.