Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Seven

Miss Pancake 

​I did not go to bed until very very late last night.

Because Niamh and Tyler went to the longest movie in the world.

And they took Tarryn and Jamie with them. My goodness.

And it was all about a man and all his friends going home in a boat.

And they got all lost for a very very long time. 

Because one time they had to be sheep. My goodness.

And when the man got home nobody even remembered him a little bit.

Except his own very old dog. Ha.

That is because dogs never ever forget their very best friends. It is known. 

So everybody was very tired this morning.

But we had to go to our important work anyway. Oh well.

And Tyler had to go to his downtown office. 

So we took him there. Ha.

Craig went to bed early last night because he had a nasty headache.

So he went into the bedroom where it was not so too bright. 

And he went to fast asleep. 

Today Zita sent me a scary picture.

It was a way too full up farmer’s truck. My goodness me.

But it did not just fall over and squish everybody. 

Then everybody went to a little restaurant, for some tasty snacks.

And they had some beers too. 

Then they were not so scared. 

Tomorrow everybody is going back to Zita’s parent’s house. In Dublin. 

There are not any dangerous whales in Dublin. 

Just too many cars. 

When we finished all our work, I had a bath.

Because Niamh said I was too dirty to be a lovely beautiful dog like me. Oh well.

Craig and Niamh had cannellonis for their dinner. 

I got some very delicious cheese and liver sprinkles on my dinner.

Then Tyler’s sister put her car in our driveway.

Because she went to the football game, up on the busy street.

Craig watched a bit of it on the big television in the den. 

Before we went to bed. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Six

Miss Pancake 

​I had a very quiet day today.

Because everybody was very busy.

I was very very busy too.

Because Mister Tyler was here.

Because the apartment was way too empty.

Because Niamh was here with me.

So I had to mind him too. My goodness me.

So after breakfast we had a nice together walk, before we all went to our works.

But Niamh was so busy she forgot about my lunchtime.

But Craig remembered. 

Because he always rememberers my dinners.

So after my lunch I helped him with the peanut butter cookies crumbs.

Mister Tyler went to that Mister McDonald’s shop for lunchtime treats, and he got some for Niamh too.

After lunch I was very busy in the office, because we had lots of important people to talk to. 

Our friend Doctor Andrea went to that very very far away hospital. 

And she took her cats. 

On an aeroplane. My goodness me. 

She said her cats are very fierce, and will be her very far away minders.

Maybe she will see Niamh’s friend Mister Nelson and his very friendly dog. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Five

​ Miss Pancakes 

When Niamh and I were all awake we did not go for our good morning walk.

Because it was all raining outside.

So we had a very nice relax after our breakfast.

We went to Niamh’s apartment last night. And we had treats.

Because Tyler got a new job right where he already works. Ha. 

When we got home Craig was already in bed, because it was past our bedtimes.

After lunchtime there was no rain outside.

So we went for the longest walk ever. 

And we looked at all the stores on the busy street. Ha

After our walk Miss Guaytree came to neat and tidy the bedroom.

And she brought us own made special long biscuits.

And they were coffees biscuits.

Because you put them in your coffee before you eat them. My goodness. I did not know those biscuits. 

They were very good biscuits because they made lots and lots of crunchy crumbs. Ha. 

Craig’s far away friend Mister Adam got brand new inside parts in the hospital. My goodness.

And now he uses a very lovely wooden stick. To help him walk.

But it is a secret stick.

Because it has a sword right inside. My goodness. 

Maybe I will find a stick like that. Maybe. 

This afternoon I had a very long relax in the office, beside Niamh.

Because I was a bit hot after our long walk. 

Craig and I had sandwiches, after Niamh found Tyler, and they went to the hard questions restaurant. 

Then Craig went into our bedroom.

Because he wanted to make his own drawer neat and tidy. My goodness. 

I had a nap in the den. 

Until Niamh got home and Tyler was with her.

So we all went to fast asleep. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Four

Miss Pancake 

​I did not get to my fast asleep until late last night.

Because after our dinner party Niamh and I watched a movie in the den.

But I did not mind.

Because I was on my favourite sofa with Niamh.  Ha.

We only went on a little walk this morning, because it was all the time rain.

And last night there was lots and lots of scary thunder.

But I got up on the new bed so Niamh would not be scared too. Ha.

After breakfast we were very busy in the den with our important work.

And I talked to her friends on her computer. 

When Craig had his coffee we had some more tasty peanut butter cookies.

Then Miss Guaytree came to make everything spicy and span. 

I minded Niamh in our office. 

Our cousin Lucy sent me lots of pictures from Ireland.

And everybody was there, altogether, even Mister Ben. My goodness.

And they took Mister Ben to visit the dangerous ocean. But not too close.

Because of those whales. 

My friend Miss Sally had to stay at her house to mind everything, and Mister Lee too.

Just like I mind Craig. Ha.

And Zita and auntie Eileen took Mister Ben on an adventure ride. All over. 

 And there is an ice cream shop in that little town, and that is where they went.

Even everybody had their too much ice cream, Zita and cousin Ciara and Mister Ben went to have a relax.

In Wexford, with auntie Eileen too. 

And they all went to a lovely restaurant. 

For a tasty dinner.

Vikings used to live in Wexford. 

But not any more. 

Zita said the beers were too expensive, so they all went home. 

Then everybody went to auntie Eileen’s other long little house. 

To go to fast asleep.

Craig and Niamh had that used Indian food for their dinner.

I got some very tasty liver sprinkles on my dinner. 

So we were all full up.

Then Niamh and I went to visit Tyler. So he would not be lonely.

Niamh said nobody could be lonely when I was there. 

My goodness, that is true.

And when we went home Craig was already in bed. Too bad for him.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Three

​I had a nice quiet morning.

My very best friend Niamh was here last night.

And she was upstairs, in our office. And she slept there.

Right on the the big new bed.

I slept there, and I went into the big bedroom, but Zita was not there. Oh well. It was just Craig.

But this morning I reminded Niamh when it was awake all up time. Good for me.

Then we went on an early in the morning walk.

Then I helped her with all her important work. Right in our office.

But sometimes I had some relaxes on my sofa in the den. 

Zita’s aeroplane did not get lost, so now she is down right beside that ocean.

Where those scary whales live.  

I think she is having some teas with Nana and Grandad. 

They always have lots and lots of teas in Ireland.

My friend Tarryn came here. On her bicycle. To have her lunchtime coffees.

Then nice Miss Guaytree came here to make the big bedroom neat and tidy.

And she brought us brand new delicious blueberries. In a box. My goodness, that was a treat.

When she was gone, Niamh and Tarry went to find a present for that Mister Jamie.

I stayed here with Craig, and we had peanut butter cookies for our other lunchtime. Ha.

When Niamh and Tarryn got home everybody decided that we should have from far far away India food.

Because Niamh was a bit too tired from the cottage.

So a nice man came to our house with lots and lots of delicious food for us. 

And I took Niamh and Tarryn on an all around here walk. 

Before all the food got here. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Two

​Miss Pancake

My goodness me.

Today is the day that Zita’s aeroplane finds Ireland without getting even a bit lost.

Because she has to go to see if her parent can remember her.

Craig’s mother forgot that I was Miss Pancake, she always thought I was Miss Poppy. My goodness.

But her parents are in a little house beside that dangerous, full of whales ocean. 

Maybe my friend Miss Sally will visit them and be their fierce minder.

So we were very busy this morning.

But we went for a long lovely walk anyway.

It was all hot again, so we only went underneath the giant trees.

So we would not get too hot.

But we went to visit the nice farmers, and we got Craig a giant scone. 

With blueberries.

And when he was having his coffee I got the plate full of tasty crumbs. 

Then Zita and I made everything neat and tidy.

And we made the comfy sofa in our office into a bed.

Because my friends Niamh and Tyler are going to stay here.

Because sometimes I have to go outside, in the middle of the night. 

And Niamh is lots quicker than Craig. Ha. 

My friend Sach sent me a picture of the giant mountains. 

Because she and her friend are on a vacation. In those mountains. 

After everything was all packed up, Susan came to take Zita to our aeroport.

But she told me that I have to take care of the whole house, even the basement, and Craig and Niamh too.

All by myself. Oh dear. 

Then her aeroplane went to the big aeroport. 

That is where the do not get lost aeroplanes live.

Niamh and Tyler were still at the cottage today.

And they had giant water guns. My goodness.

And they stayed at the cottage until after dinnertime.

Because they had to made it spic and span. 

So Craig and I had a together dinner. 

He did not have a peanut butter and brand new honey sandwich.

Because Zita made an extra tasty sandwich with squished eggs inside. 

I got some.

Because eggs are good for dogs. 

Then I had my after dinner nap.

But I woke up when the fast car came home. Ha. 

And then it was nearly everybody’s bedtime. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty One

Miss Pancake 

​I had a very lovely morning.

So Zita and I had a very very long walk. 

And then I minded Zita and Susan when they had their tea. 

Then I helped Craig with his good morning muffins.

But our afternoon was as busy as could be.

After lunchtime Paul came for his coffees, and he fixed the sink in the kitchen.

Then Miss Doctor Andrea came for her tea,

Because soon she is going to that way way up north hospital.

To help them until Merry Christmas time. 

So she has to find two do not get lost aeroplanes. 

Because it is very far away. My goodness me.

Niamh said that maybe she will be there too. 

But not right away. That is good. 

And then Craig’s friend came and took away lots of music machines.

But he only left one. 

I do not think that is all right. 

But he left two very big bottles of his own made honey. My goodness me, that is a very good idea.

Because we have lots of peanut butter for the honey. 

So we can have peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Especially delicious ones. Ha.

Because it is especially delicious honey. I tried it too. Ha.

We had chips for our dinner, and some chicken too.

Then Zita and I took Professor Jill for a lovely after dinner walk.

When we got home it was detective time. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty

Miss Pancake 

​My goodness me what a very very busy day we had. 

But it was all very beautiful outside, so we did not mind.

After we went for our good morning walk we made our office as beautiful as could be.

Because the very comfy sofa is in there.

And it is brand new, because Zita made a lovely all over it cover. 

We had to move everything to get it there. 

But Tyler and Jamie picked it up, all by themselves.

So we gave them some money, and Niamh and Tyler and Tarryn and Jamie went to a restaurant.

But it was a restaurant where they do not cook the fishes. 

They Just wrap up little pieces in leaves. 

I think it was a do not know how to cook restaurant. 

I would not like that restaurant.

Then we went in the fast car and found Niamh.

Because she and all her friends are going to the Mahoney cottage. All of them.

So Niamh had to fill the fast car up with lots and lots of delicious food. 

And lots of wines too. My goodness. 

Then Niamh and I had fat bacons sandwiches. Ha. 

We did not have to have little pieces of fishes. Ha.

And then Zita and I went on our next walk. For our exercises. 

Then Craig was all awake, and when he had his coffees, he had scones with jams on top.

Zita made them, and I helped him. Especially all the tasty crumbs.

Then everybody was all full up, 

So Niamh went to get Tyler go to the cottage.

Before everyone else. 

So she could be in charge. Ha. 

Craig and Zita had round bacons for dinner. Not the just straight bacons.

Those round bacons are better. 

Because they are very fat. 

Today is my friend Rai’s happy birthday day. 

We got her a present this morning.

So Zita went and had some of her all on fire cake. Ha. 

But when she got home it was bath time for Craig.

So I went outside.

Because I do not like the not even a bit fast chair. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Nine

​Miss Pancake 

We had a very busy day.

But we had a very good time.

Because it was beautiful all day.

Yesterday was a too sore shoulder day for Craig. 

So he stayed in the comfy bed, and sometimes I kept him comfy.

But today he had some do not be too sore medicine, so now he is all better again.

Mister Paul came here for his coffee, and to borrow some noisy tools. 

Then he looked at the water underneath our sink. The one in the kitchen.

And he will fix it. Ha.

When Craig had his coffees, he had a scone too. 

I helped him. All by myself.

My far away friend Miss Sally was very busy today.

Because she was helping mind Mister Ben.

That is a very important job. It is known.

Before our a dinnertime Tyler and Jamie came to visit us, and to bring the very big sofa upstairs.

So I will have my own comfy sofa in our office. That is a good idea.

It is a very heavy sofa, because it is a comfy bed too.

That is why Tyler and Jamie are moving it. 

Because they are big too. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Seven

​Miss Pancake 

We had a whole day relax today.

After we got up and had our breakfasts Zita and I went for an early walk.

So that rain would not find us right away.

Then when we got home we did some garden work.

Because Zita said that there were tigers hiding in the too tall grass.

But I did not see even one. That is good.

Because those tigers are very dangerous. 

Then we went to my hardware store. 

And there was another Bouvier dog there. So we talked to them.

But it was a bit of a loud barking Bouvier. 

So it stayed in their car. Too bad for him. 

Maybe his mother did not teach him all the nice dog rules.

My mother made us very polite.

Even my very smelly big brothers. Ha.

But then we had to go into the store.

So I could get my polite dog treats from the nice lady. Ha.

And just like that the day was just filled up with rain and too loud thunder.

So we went home.

Then Zita went to do her errands and I minded Craig.

He did not have a nice sleep in today, so we had together muffins.

Muffins are very crumbly. So they are my favourite.

Because I get all the crumbs. It is our rule. Ha.

When there was more loud thunder, I just stayed beside Craig, so he would not get scared. 

Then Zita came home and I went into the den for my before dinner relax. 

So we had a very quiet afternoon. 

But before our dinnertime the fast car took Zita and I to get it all filled up with that smelly gas.

All the rain was all gone, so I put my head right out the window.

And my ears flapped all the way there. Ha. 

Then after our dinnertime we had lots of time for our detectives. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Six

Miss Pancake 

​Zita and I got up very early this morning. I think it was just because.

But after we had breakfast we talked to Mister Mike’s shop.

And he said that Mister Clifford should come in and they would fix him all perfect. Ha.

So Zita took Mister Clifford to the shop, but I stayed here to mind Craig. 

When Zita got home we went for a very long walk.

Because it was a very beautiful day. 

Zita’s father went swimming in the dangerous ocean today.

That was silly. 

He should wait for my friend Miss Sally to be his minder 

Then those nasty sharks would not chase him.

Because those Miss Sally dogs are famous good swimmers.

Because she came from where all the fish live. In the ocean. Ha. 

After lunchtime Niamh came for a little visit. 

So she and Dina could get some more free stuff. My goodness. 

My friend Sach sent me a picture. She was in very far away.

And she was inside a very giant big digger. 

But the digger did not gobble her all up.

So now she is coming back home. 

Craig told me that today is the everywhere in the world for castles day.

But we do not have a castle. Oh well.

Craig looked, and there was not even one for sale in my neighbourhood. 

They were all very too far away. 

But there is a castle very near Emmet and Alice’s apartment. 

It is very old. 

Because their apartment is very very old too. 

And that castle even has cut off heads. 

But they are not very real. Craig told me. 

Zita brought Mister Clifford home. 

Mister Mike said he was just perfect, only a bit tired. Ha.

Then Zita took Niamh back to Mister Tyler. 

And then it was dinnertime for us. 

We have brand new muffins for our breakfasts. Ha.

I saw them on the other table. 

Craig will be very excited. Because we love muffins. 

After dinner it was our detective that time. Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Five

Miss Pancake 

​My goodness we had a very busy day this morning.

Zita’s father had a sick tummy. In Ireland. 

But it was only a little bit of a sick tummy. 

And now he is all better.

I think it was too much swimming in that dangerous ocean. 

So he got chased by a nasty shark. My goodness me. 

And Zita talked to auntie Eileen lots of times. 

So I stayed right beside Zita. 

Because taking care of my family is my very best job.

And I got up on the comfy bed lots of time. 

So I could mind Craig too.

And then Richard came here to sign lots of important papers for Niamh.

So she can have a little red book, just like Zita and Emmet.

Craig and I cannot have one of those books.

Because we are not very Irish. Oh well. 

Craig is just a pretend Scotsman. 

Because he eats Scotsman’s porridge for breakfasts. 

But I am a real Bouvier dog. 

So I do not need a little book to know who I am. Ha. 

When our friend Richard was gone Zita went to do some shopping for Niamh.

I stayed here, on my own very comfy chair.

So I could mind Craig too. 

Mister Tyler’s sister went to the football game, up on our busy street.

So she put her car in our driveway. That was a good idea.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Four

​Miss Pancake 

My goodness me.

Last night when we went on an adventure ride we had a real adventure.

We went to my very favourite giant store. 

Because we needed a new hot water machine.

Because Zita could not have any tea, because our machine was broken.

So I minded her and we looked all over at all the very interesting things. 

Even boats and in the water jackets for dogs.

But when we went back to see Craig Mister Clifford could not remember how to start.

Not even a little.

So Zita talked to Susan and she brought our fast car and Don.

And then she called the come and fix your car people.

Mister Don had a little box and Mister Clifford started right away.

And then the nice man with a big truck was there and he had a very big start a car box.

And he looked a Mister Clifford and then he and Craig talked about cars.

And Mister Clifford is not broken, he just needs a little thing.

And Mister Mike can fix it. Ha.

And I was the very best real adventure dog ever. 

Because I did not even bark one time. I just was very quiet on my comfy car bed.

When we got home Miss Alex got one of those boxes for us too. Ha.

And we had cheese toasties for dinner.

And Zita gave me a giant piece of delicious cheese.

Because I was the very best adventure dog ever. Ha.

Today we went on a nice walk before the thunder and rain came here. 

And when we got home we did more curtain fixing downstairs.

We had a quiet day, because of all our adventures yesterday.

Mister Paul came for dinner today and we had very fat hamburgers. 

I got some cheese too. Ha.

Then I went to my bed. 

Because everyone was still talking. Too bad for them. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Three

Miss Pancake 

​There was not even a little smell of that smokey air today, and the lots of wind made everywhere smell nice.

So Zita and I went on the longest ever all over walk. 

And we found Miss Ashley on the busy street.

So Zita and Ashley talked for a long time, so I got to smell the whole street. Ha. That was a good idea. 

And when we got home it was nearly our lunchtime. 

Then Niamh was here.

And she had a whole lunchtime in a box.

Because she had an important meeting at a table sheets restaurant, with her boss.

But she could not eat and talk all at the same time. 

So the nice restaurant people put it all in a beautiful box. Ha.

Craig was all awake and she gave him some extremely delicious chips. My goodness.

Then Zita took her and the beautiful box back to her apartment. 

My friend Mister Kiran used to be a tasty cook at that restaurant.

But now he lives in Montreal. Oh well. 

I stayed here so I could help Craig with some apple rollsups. 

Last night I went to fast asleep right between Craig and Zita. 

And I did not get up until morning time. Ha.

When Zita got home we went downstairs so we could make Niamh’s curtains just perfect.

Niamh is going to take the downstairs make clean air machine to the apartment. 

So they can have nice air too. That is a good idea. 

Then Mister Clifford took us on a before bedtime adventure. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty Two

Miss Pancake 

​I got up before Zita so I could look out the windows, because last night I heard something.

So I had to see if it was safe for Zita to wake up. 

But there was nothing there except our beautiful flowers. 

So then I told Zita that it was time to be all awake, so we could have our breakfasts.

After we were full up we went on a lovely walk.

But not so long, because of the smokey sky.

But then a big nice wind came here, and it blew all the smoky air all away to somewhere else. 

So then it was a very beautiful outside day, and there was not even one cloud.

The wind blew them all away too.

When I had my morning relax, Zita was downstairs fixing things with her not so noisy machine.

But after lunchtime Zita and the fast car went to the cottage.

Because Tara and Taylor and Mister Charlie were there. And Kathy too.

So they had an altogether lunchtime at the cottage.

I did not go this time.

So I minded Craig instead.

And he did not have a nice sleep in, and we had an apple rollsup for our next lunch. Ha. 

This afternoon I had my own relaxes outside, in my side yard. 

Because it was not way too hot today.

Yesterday Niamh got the special toes scissors and now my feet are all beautiful for summer. 

And I got treats too.

When Zita got home I already had my dinner, so Craig and Zita had to have theirs just together.

Too bad for them.

Then everybody was a bit tired and we decided that ir was detective time for us. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty One

Miss Pancake 

​I took Zita on a very lovely long walk this morning.

Because it was a beautiful and not too hot day today.

Then we had a very nice quiet day.

Before lunchtime Niamh came to visit me.

And get her clothes all squeaky clean.

Because the clean your clothes room at her apartment is too scary. 

And she had her lunch with us.

Craig did not get up this morning, because Miss Janet came here.

Because it was Craig’s stretching day. 

But he was not so sore after today.

And as soon as she went to her house, he got up, and made his coffee.

Zita and the fast car took Niamh back to her apartment and then it took Zita to the grocery store. 

I stayed right here with my friend Craig. 

And we watched everything from our watching window.

When Zita got home I helped her with those groceries, and I found apple rollsups. My goodness. 

Maybe tomorrow we will have one with our coffees. Maybe. 

Last night the whole of our sky got very bright, lots of times.

I barked at it, but it did not stop.

But Zita came in the living room and we watched it for a bit, then we went back to our bedroom.

I got up right between Craig and Zita. 

I put my head on Craig’s feet, and all of my feet on Zita. Ha. 

Then we all went back to all asleep. 

After our dinners I had a den relax, until it was our detective time. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Fifty

Miss Pancake 

​Oh dear me.

When Zita and I went to our outside the blue was not blue at all.

Because it was nearly yellow.

Because there are lots and lots of beautiful trees all on fire somewhere.

But all the smelly smoke was here. 

But we had a very long nice walk all around anyway.

Because Zita said that today was going to be way too hot for anymore even little walks.

When we got home Zita found that clean our air machine and put it in the kitchen.

So the inside of our house is not a bit smoky at all. 

Then Zita went out to do some important errands.

So I minded Craig. 

And we kept all our curtains closed, so the way too hot could not find us inside the house. Ha.

I was very happy when Zita got home, and I brought her my very best ball.

She thought that was a very nice present. 

Then everybody had cold drinks. Because of the too hot.  

I went outside, but I could not stay to see my friends the birds, because I got too hot.

So I came in to keep Zita company instead.

Craig and Zita had more of the delicious from far far away food for their dinner. 

They alway get way too much of their delicious foods, so they can eat it the next day.

Because the next day when it is old, it is even more delicious. I do not know why. 

We always get that very very tasty very old cheese from Mister Saint Albert’s shop. 

Emmet’s friend Mister Professor Kevin got a very important prize. 

But he had to get all dressed up. With a tie too. My goodness.

I bet all his cows were very happy for him. 

And his own family too. My goodness me. 

After our dinners it was cleaning time before we watched the detectives.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Nine

​We had to go on our walk right after our breakfasts.

Because it was a way too hot day.

But we only went just around here where the giant trees live.

So not one of my feet got hot. 

And when got home we had a relax, because we were too hot.

Then Zita talked to auntie Eileen. For a long time.

And they laughed all the time.

Because they are sisters.

My sister Bella lives way far away, near those very giant mountains.

But she does not have telephones, so I do not talk to her. Oh well.

Today is that day Craig and Zita got married. A very long time ago.

Even before Miss Poppy, or Emmet and Niamh. 

My goodness that is a long time ago.

That is when Craig had a very fast car. 

But it was a very noisy fast car. 

But it was Niamh’s very favourite car. 

But it got too old. 

And Craig had that car for a long long time. Even before Zita. 

So it was very very old. Just like Craig. Ha.

Because it was our special day we had a very delicious diner from somewhere very far away. 

That was a very good idea.

After our dinnertime everybody was so very all full up we had to go to bed, and watch our lady detectives.

So we had a very good day, and it was for all day. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Eight

Miss Pancake 

​It was a bit too hot today. 

But we went on an all over walk after our breakfasts.

But we only walked under the giant trees. Where it was not so hot.

And we went to visit our friends the farmers. And we got tasty treats.

When we got home Niamh and Tyler came to borrow the fast car.

Because Tyler’s sister got an old house. 

But it was full up, even over the top Niamh said.

So they went to help to find nice stuff, but not the other stuff.

They will put that stuff in a giant outside box. Ha.

Then when Craig was as awake as could be, it was time to talk to Emmet on Zita’s flat computer.

Craig had the tasty treat from the farmers. And his coffee, at the same time. 

Emmet and Alice’s apartment is very very old. 

Even older than our own country. My goodness.

So it does not have a make everything cool machine. 

So Alice was in the make you cool shower, and when she was finished Emmet had one too. 

Because of the too hot.

My goodness that is not so all right. 

Ireland is always too wet, not too hot. 

When Niamh got back Zita drove them downtown so she could bring our car back.

Then it was dinner time for us. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Seven

Miss Pancake 

​We did not watch the detectives last night, because everybody was too tired. 

So we went to bed early. That was a good idea.

Because when I woke up it was a very very beautiful day, and it was beautiful all over. Ha.

So Zita and I had a very lovely walk. 

But after we had our breakfasts. 

The present man brought us some of Zita’s special coffee. 

The do not stay awake kind of coffee.

We have some brand new very beautiful flowers in my front yard. 

And we put new water in the bird’s bathtub. 

Our bushes are so bushy that nobody can see me when I watch them. 

I am just like a on television spy. Ha. 

Zita moved Mister Clifford underneath some trees. So he would not be too hot.

Because went on a before dinner adventure ride today. That was a very good idea. 

And Craig was with us.

One time we went on a Mister Clifford adventure, and Craig was not with us.

I did not like that. 

Who would mind him if I was in Mister Clifford? ‘My goodness.

But today we were altogether. That was good. 

We went all over, but we did not go to our farm.

Because of the nasty biting little bugs.

Craig wanted to steal a little digging machine. 

Because it was just there on the road.

But Zita said we could not do that. Oh well. 

So we came back home instead. And I had a cool relax. 

And after dinnertime it was the time for our detectives program. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Six

​Miss Pancake 

When we looked outside this morning there was not even a bit of rain. 

But last night Niamh and her friends went to the outside loud music party.

And they all got a bit soggy. Too bad for them.

They had lots of very beautiful bright lights and loud noises in the sky at that party.

But I was not scared.

Because I was all asleep on Craig’s feet. Ha.

Zita and I went for a long walk before the too hot came to my streets.

Then Zita and I fixed some lovely clothes with that not so noisy machine.

When Craig was all dressed Zita made his coffe.

Because he was a bit sore today. And Niamh had a sick tummy.

But Zita and I are very fine. Good for us.

After Craig had his cinnamon bun, Zita went to Niamh’s apartment.

To bring her all fixed stuff. 

I stayed here to keep Craig all safe and comfy. 

That is my very favourite job.

When Zita came I told her that it was time for our before dinner walk.

Because it was not even a bit late today.

So we went and looked at everything. 

And when I was not all hot, I had my dinner.

You cannot have your dinner when you are all hot, or you will have a sick tummy. 

Craig and Zita had no cooking sandwiches with chickens. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Five

​Miss Pancake 

We had a very nice morning.

Because it was not hot and we had just lots of sheep clouds and even sunshine too.

So we went on a very long walk and on our way home we met professor Jill and her little dog.

So went we went with them and did an important errand.

And I minded everybody. All by myself. Ha.

And after we got home there was all of a sudden rain all over.

But it was not noisy rain. Just wet rain.

Then Zita and Niamh went to that too much of everything store.

Because Niamh needed comfy pillows.

Because some friends are going to sleep at her apartment tonight. My goodness.

When Craig got up he made Zita special fluffy coffee, and then he made his own coffee.

But I did not help him with his cinnamon bun.

Because Zita was taking cloth things apart. And it makes a scary noise.

So I went outside. My outside is not scary. 

Because it is mine. Ha. 

Then Mister Damian came here.

Because he is going to make us brand new steps. At our front door.  

And they will be so big I will sit on them. Ha.

But he did not stay so long.

Because all of a sudden there was bouncy rain everywhere. 

I got a bit soggy. Oh well. 

When all the rain was gone far away, Zita went to Niamh’s apartment.

Because she left lots of our groceries from the too much store there. My goodness.

I stayed here to mind Craig. 

And when she was there she met the sleeping over friends.

When Zita got home there was lots of used pizzas for dinnertime.

Because they did not eat enough yesterday. Too bad for them.

I had my dinner, with extra livers. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Four

​Miss Pancake 

We had a little bit of a very quiet day today.

Because we were so very busy at the cottage yesterday.

Zita said that we were lucky that we went there yesterday.

Because today is a very hot all over day.

So when we were outside we stayed underneath our giant umbrella.

So we did not get all cooked.

Then we made croissants and we finished the beautiful pillows for Niamh’s apartment too.

Because we were so very busy this morning.

Then we went and brought Niamh and Dina to our house. For their together work.

After lunchtime their heads were all too full up with work, so I took them for a just around here walk.

Even in the way too hot. 

So we stayed underneath our giant beautiful trees. 

So we did not get cooked feet. 

And when we got home it was croissant time for Craig and me. 

And then it was my nap time, in the den on my sofa. 

Zita had a meeting with her friends in our office. 

But it was not so interesting. 

So I went back into the den. Oh well.

Then everybody was downstairs, except for Craig.

He said that the fast chair is afraid of stairs. Oh dear.

So I remembered him about my dinner. Ha.

So I had another before everybody dinner. Ha.

But I got a sick tummy. Because I was running up and down the stairs all the time.

Zita took Niamh and Dina to the hard questions restaurant. 

Then when Zita got home she had pizzas with her.

And they were from our favourite too much cheese on the pizza shop. Ha.

I had another dinner. 

But it was a small dinner.

Because of my tummy. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Three

​My goodness gracious. 

I had the most exciting day in the whole world. 

Because our fast car took Zita and I to Kathy’s own cottage. 

And it did not get lost, even on the very little roads.

Because it had been there before.

But not with me. Ha. 

And I did not even know we were going until Zita asked me. 

And I got very very happy.

Because it was an adventure ride for us. My goodness me.

But those little roads are very bumpy, so the fast car did not go so very fast.

The cottage is very big. 

So I had a very good time looking all over, even the basement.

Then we sat in the big no bugs room and watched everything.

Then we went outside so I could smell everything. 

And there were brand new smell everywhere. And lots and lots of trees. My goodness me.

Then Zita and Kathy went down to the comfy chairs beside the water.

I went too. 

But then Zita and Kathy got right into the water.

So I had to go too.

Because I was the only minder dog there. 

And there are fishes in that lake. Maybe sharks too. Maybe. 

So I got in with them.

So I could look for fishes.

And I scared them all away. Ha. 

Then it was time for my afternoon nap.

And when I was all awake, it was our time to go back to our house.

So the fast car took us back, and I went to sleep in the back seat. 

When we got home I was still a bit tired, so I minded Craig from my comfy chair.

Last night my own football team won an important game. 

Because I am a lovely Bouvier de Flanders. 

And Flanders is where my team is from. 

So it is my own far away team. Ha.

And some nasty people tried to steal the game. But they lost. Too bad for them. 

After I had my dinner I went into our office to be Zita sewing helper. 

Until it was our detective time.

But I went to fast asleep, because I had a very busy day.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Two

Miss Pancake 

​We had a very very beautiful day.

This morning did not even have to close the doors. Ha.

Zita and I went for a long walk so we could look and everybody’s lovely gardens. 

But we only went where there were very lovely big trees.

Because those trees make everywhere nice a cool for my feet. 

And when we got home I had my morning nap in my own side yard. 

Then just like that my friend Tarryn was here, so she could have her wake up coffee with us.

And help Zita move big things downstairs. 

So it was all beautiful and tidy again.

A lady came and took away a dinning room table.

But I still have two more downstairs. Maybe we collect them. Maybe. 

Craig collects lots of things. 

But he says he is going to sell them. Ha.

I helped Craig with a muffin, because I heard him upstairs. Ha. 

Then I went downstairs to be the very best moving things helper. 

Then we closed the back door, because it got too hot again. 

We had more used food for dinner.

But I could not have any, because it was from far away China.

And would give me a sick tummy. 

So I went into the den and had another nap, until detective time. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty One

Miss Pancake 

​When Zita and I were all awake, it was not even a bit too warm.

So we went for a very long, all over walk.

And we saw all the farmers putting their lovely food in their tents.

But we did not get anything, because it was too early.

And on our way home we visited all the ducks.

But then it was getting hot.

And when we got home we both had a lovely relax.

After a little while we went downstairs and cleaned up. 

Because all of Mister Frankie’s work was all dry.

Last night we took him his money. 

I minded Zita, because it was dark outside.

When Craig was up he made the coffees, and I cleaned up his plate.

Then Zita went to the shop where she gets her fixing clothes stuff.

It was too hot for me, so I stayed in my house.

When the fast car brought Zita home she was very busy making comfortable cushions for Niamh. 

Then I asked Craig if I could have my dinner early, and I was very polite.

So he got it right away. And there some livers on top. Ha.

We had a very nice quiet afternoon. 

My friend the little bunny rabbit had a very nice relax in our garden.

It is nice and cool for those rabbits in our lovely bushes. 

After our dinnertime it was detective time for us. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Forty

Miss Pancake 

​My goodness what a busy day I had.

Even before my breakfast Mister Frankie came here to make the basement floors beautiful.

I only barked a little too much. Good for me.

Then Zita had to go to a class about fixing houses. 

I stayed here to mind Craig.

But then my friend Lee needed my help.

Because she minding her sister’s little dog.

So I went to her house to be her helper. 

Then Zita was home so we had a relax in the side yard.

And we both went to all asleep. My goodness.

Then Craig asked if we wanted coffees and we woke up. 

My goodness what a day.

And Craig had a little muffin when he had his coffee. 

I helped clean the muffin plate.

Then Zita went to talk to our friend Miss Bruna. 

And then the fast car took her to visit Mister IKEA’s shop.

Maybe she will find his very delicious cinnamon buns. Maybe.

I had my afternoon nap, on my comfy watching chair, so I could mind Craig too. 

When Zita got home it was dinnertime for us. 

And after our relax we went into our bedroom to watch our detectives. 

 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Nine

​When we got up this morning, and I went outside, it was only too hot, not way too hot.

So Zita and I were very happy. 

Our walk was not too long, because the sidewalks and the roads are still not so nice for my feet.

But our house is very very nice inside, so I had an extra relax this morning. 

When Craig up I was fast asleep on my den sofa.

But he got dressed all by himself. And his T-shirt was on the right way. That is good.

Then Susan was here to borrow our tent, for her backyard. I do not know why.

But when Craig had his coffees he had a brand new very big muffin.

So I helped him. 

Then Mister Clifford took Zita to Susan’s to bring her lots of beautiful flowers.

Niamh is still in Toronto. So is Tyler too. 

And it is even still too hot there. 

So they had an outside picnic with their friends.

Miss Sally and Mister Ben sent me a picture. From Ireland.

It was a nose and feet picture. Ha. 

There was a football game on our busy street tonight.

So Mister Tyler’s father put his car in our driveway. 

So the take them away trucks could not find it. My goodness. 

If those trucks find a lost car, they take it away, and you have to give that truck real money to find it. 

That is not so nice.

I almost forgot my dinner, but then I remembered and told Craig. Good for me.

Craig and Zita and an all used food dinner. 

So now our refrigerator is nearly empty. 

Then it was detective time for us. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Thirty Eight

​Miss Pancake 

My goodness me. 

We had a very very busy time yesterday.

Because we had a giant storm.  

And there was lots of very scary thunder.

But I went downstairs, because the thunder cannot find me downstairs.

And then we had way way too much rain.

I could not even see my friend Clifford. 

But my friend the giant bird did not mind at all. It just sat on its little island and had a shower. Ha.

But there was so much lots of rain some got in my basement. 

But not so very much. That is good. 

But the way too much rain caught lots of cars. And they just got filled up too the top with water.

My goodness me.

Niamh and Tyler are still in Toronto. And they nearly melted. 

My goodness me.

But they went to a game of hit the ball very hard. 

And it was inside the bigger than everything place, where the play that game.

So it was only too much very hot.

But it was not too hot for beers. Ha.

This morning Zita and I got up early. Nearly before the hot.

So we only went for a little walk, and only on the grass. 

Because the roads were too hot for my feet.

We went around our ponds and saw my friends the ducks. 

They were sleeping under the trees, where the hot could not cook them.

When we got home it was clean the house day.

Even my side yard. I was a big help, until I got too hot. 

So I had a relax, with my head in the cool house. Ha. 

But then. Zita found the blow everything everywhere machine, so I went in the hose to mind Craig.

Then Zita got too hot too.

So everybody had lots of ice in their drinks. Me too.

My friend Miss Doctor Andrea is now a brand new doctor. 

She does not have to be in the hospital all the time. 

Now she can come here for her coffees. 

Miss Andrea always brings very tasty treats. Like giant doughnuts. 

Maybe she does not know about me being a bit chubbly. Maybe. 

I had my dinner early, because being hot made me very hungry. Craig did not mind.

We had a do not cook anything dinner. Because of the too hot.

And after dinner, we did our chores, and Zita took some groceries to Susan’s house.

Because an aeroplane will bring her home, but very late tonight.

So now she can have a nice breakfast.

Then it was our detective program time. Good for us.

Because we had a very busy day.