Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Ninety Two

​My goodness what an exciting day we had.

My friend Miss Sally now has a very little brother. 

And his name is Mister Ben. That is a good name. Ha.

And now Zita is a great auntie. Ha. 

But Auntie Eileen is a grandma. Ha. That is silly. 

Miss Sally will be the very best sister ever. It is known. 

This morning we went for a very long walk so we could see everybody’s beautiful gardens.

And we saw my friends the ducks. 

But they were fast asleep. 

But when we got home there was that smelly skunk in my garden. 

So we went inside and closed the door, right away. 

Then when it was all gone Zita and I went and found Niamh at her apartment, and brought her home.

But we went to that extremely delicious baked things shops and got a sticky bun for Craig’s breakfast.

When we were at home I went into our garden and Niamh took away some clumps of furr.

And she said that very soon she is going to make me as beautiful as can be.

For the summertime. 

When Craig was all dressed we looked out the window and I told him all about Mister Ben.

Because I saw Auntie Eileen and Lucy on Zita’s telephone, so I knew all about it. Ha. 

And then I helped him with his sticky bun. 

Niamh borrowed the fast car, because tonight is her beautiful dancing classes. 

And when she came home, Tarryn and Sach were here too.

Because they all had to go to dinner together. In the noisy Jeep. Oh well. 

But it was too late for detectives tonight. 

So we went to sleep anyway. Ha.