Day Seven Hundred and Eighty Eight

Miss Pancake 

What a morning we had, in my own house. 

Niamh said I was a bit way too dirty and I had to have a squeaky clean bath. 

And Cousin Lucy said it was true. Oh dear me. That was not so good.

So I had to get into the bathtub, and Niamh and Lucy covered me in my own squeaky clean shampoo. 

And after a while our bathtub was as dirty as could be. But I was not. Ha.

Then Niamh got the just like rain machine and washed me even cleaner. 

Then she got the hot windy machine and made me as fluffy as could be. Goodness me. 

But they had to catch me. 

Because that machine is a little bit scary. Oh well.

Then we went into the office and I got up on the comfy sofa and Niamh and Lucy gave me a little bit of a trim. 

With the do not stick me scissors. 

When Craig was all awake and dressed, he was dressed wrong. He had his T-shirt on the wrong way again.

I could not help him to day because I was getting all beautiful. Too bad for us. 

But when he had his second too much coffee he had the last muffin and I was his best helper. 

Yesterday Zita went to visit Miss Sally at Cousin Ciara’s new house. 

And she sent me a picture. 

And this morning Zita and Auntie Eileen found that all the way to Cork train. 

It was squeaky clean too. My goodness me. 

And they saw Irish cows. Right beside that train. 

They are not the same colour as my cows. 

Craig said it was because they are the black Irish.  Oh well. 

And when they found Cork there was a very lovely hotel waiting for them.

Because they told those hotel people that they were coming to see Emmet and Alice.

So there was a beautiful room, just for them, right beside the river. 

And it is the same river that Emmet’s very old university is beside. Ha.

They did not have to share the room with anyone else. Ha. 

Sometimes in way far away places you have to share your room, and sometimes you even cannot have your own bathroom.

My friend Zita would not like that. It is known. 

I had a very nice long nap in the afternoon. Beside Niamh in our office. 

Because getting all fluffy and beautiful made me very tired. 

Niamh and Lucy went to the hard questions restaurant again.

But this time they even won sometimes. My goodness me.

Then Niamh and Lucy and Tarryn and Dina came back to my house.

And they had lots of snacks. Maybe because they won those hard questions. Ha. 

I minded them, but Craig went to the comfy bed, because we have to get up early tomorrow. 

So we can watch my friend Emmet and his floppy hat on Craig’s telephone. Right in bed. Ha.