Day Nine Hundred and Sixty One

Miss Pancake 

It was a holiday day for everybody. And me too.

And after our very nice walk I helped Craig get up. 

He had a sick tummy last night, but I got up on the bed, then he was all right again. Good for me.

Then Zita had to make the inside of our fast car spic and span.

Even the messy dirty trunk.

Because the wintertime is all over. 

I could not be her helper because the noisy machine was in the car too. Oh well.

So I had to mind her from my windows. 

But then Craig had his coffee. 

But only one, because of that sick tummy.

But we had two tasty muffins instead. Ha. 

Zita came in when it was raining outside. 

And it was my own lunchtime. 

Tomorrow is our delicious ham party. 

So we had to make sure our house was a beautiful as could be. 

And tomorrow is another anniversary. 

It is Zita’s very dangerous relatives day. 

That was the day that they all went to downtown Dublin. 

It was a very long time ago. 

Because there were not too many cars to go downtown a long time ago go. 

And they went to the post office. 

But the people said that they could not stay there. But they did anyway. 

And they all had guns. Because it was a long long time ago. 

But after a while everything was all on fire.

And they broke all the windows. 

So they had to go to a jail. Even her grandad. 

And all her uncles and even some aunts. 

But not Auntie Eileen. She was not there. 

Maybe she was still in Galway. With her bicycle. Maybe.

And when everybody got out of jail they found brand new guns, under gandad’s floor. My goodness. 

So everybody shot at everybody else, until it was time for Zita’s gramma and grandad to get married.

And you cannot have guns at beautiful weddings. It is the rule. So they had to stop.

So they could live happily ever after. Just like those nice happy books say.

After lunchtime Zita gave me an important job to do. 

There was a bunch of cardboard boxes to tear up. 

So all the pieces could go right in the garbage. 

That was a very easy job for me. 

After lunch Niamh came here to borrow the fast car.

And we saw Tyler’s sister’s brand new dog. And her name is Miss Missy. 

Then I sat on the special sofa for a little bit, with my friends Zita and Niamh.

Then Niamh went to the cottage to visit Tara, and help make a very tasty dinner for all the Mahoneys. 

And she took her guitar and some delicious wine. 

And have a sleep over too. Ha. 

Susan came for a visit when Zita was in her new for sewing room. 

We had a very tasty dinner before it was time to watch our detectives.

But we went to bed early, because we had a very busy day. 

And tomorrow will be party day. My goodness me.