Day Eight Hundred and Twelve

Miss Pancake 

Last night I had to get up in the very middle of the night.

Because Niamh and Lucy needed my help.

Because they had to make cheesie nachos, so they would not be all starved away. My goodness me.

Because they had a very very busy night. 

Because they had to go shopping for Merry Christmas secret presents.

And make cousin Lucy eat Beaver’s Tails.

But they are not real beaver’s tails. they are just giant flat doughnuts. Ha.

I think she was very surprised. 

Then they went to Mister Ryan’s house to play games with beers and chips. 

That is why they had to make those middle of the night very tasty nachos. Ha.

And they were very very thirsty this morning. Too bad for them.

Then everybody, except Craig went with me to our farm.

And we stayed there for a very very long time.

Because Zita said everybody needed lots of fresh air today. Ha.

When we came home I got to stay here and mind Craig.

Because Zita and Niamh and cousin Lucy had to go to the nice grocery store.

Because we are having a party tonight. With hamburgers.

Because tomorrow cousin Lucy has to find that aeroplane that does not get lost.

Because everybody in Ireland misses her, so she has to go home or Auntie Eileen will be way too sad. Oh dear. 

Zita made lots and lots of bacons for our special dinner salad.

And Craig got some for me. But it was a secret treat. Ha.

Because he is my friend.

Then I helped him with his next T-shirt.

Because the other one was too messy for party time. My goodness.

And we had lots of before dinner cheeses. 

Tyler, and Mister Ryan and everybody came for our goodbye to cousin Lucy dinner. Oh dear. 

And Mister Ryan brought a giant cheese for us. That was a very tasty idea.