Day Three Hundred and Fifty

Miss Pancake  

I forgot to get up on the big comfy bed last night. Until it was nearly morning. 

Because I was asleep all the time. Oh well.

We only had a little sleep in this morning before we had our breakfast and I helped Zita with her fluffy coffee.

Then the fast car took Zita and I right to our farm. 

We did not go to Mister Horton’s today. Oh well.

We practiced our home work lots of times.

Because in the afternoon was school time for us. 

But I still ran around too.

When we got home Craig was all awake and he made Zita more fluffy cappuccino coffees. 

And Zita made round toasts and we ate them in the living room.

My friend Niamh could not go to my school with us today.

Because she promised to have lunch with her friend. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

So Zita and I just got in the fast car and went by ourselves. Ha. Good for us.

When we got there my friend Miss Penny was not there. Maybe she forgot that school was today. Oh dear. 

But after a little while I started to remember all my lessons. So we had a very nice time at school.

And when we got home Auntie Eileen called Zita on her telephone.

So Zita sat in the swing and I minded her from my comfy chair.

I was a bit tired. 

Going to school makes me tired. 

But my chair is still very comfy. 

This afternoon a man came to our house and Zita gave him a giant sword. My goodness.

I did not know we had a giant sword and then Craig told me we had two. My goodness.

But the man and his friends play bagpipes and they did not have any giant swords to protect them when they play their very loud bagpipes. 

So Craig gave them one of ours. 

Because those swords are so big you cannot use two at the same time. My goodness no.

That sword was nearly as big as Zita. 

The man was very happy. That is good. And we still have the other sword. 

It is under the very big bookcase in the den. In case of pirates Craig said. 

I did not know we had pirates. My goodness me. 

When Zita was all finished talking to Auntie Eileen her not so fast bicycle took her for an exercising ride. 

I had to stay here and mind Craig.

Because we do not have even one bicycle for dogs. Not even Mister Lyndon either. 

And he has lots of bicycles and some you do not even have to move your feet to make them go fast. My goodness. 

When Zita got home we went on a have a look around here walk. 

And when we were almost home we were nearly run over by Niamh’s very fast bicycle. 

So we got to our house at the same time.ha.

But then she had to have a squeaky clean shower. Because it was nearly dinner time. 

But Niamh did not eat with us because she and Sach and Tarryn went to a very big concert up on the big street. 

So they had to get all dressed up in their have a good time clothes. Oh dear. 

We did not have any of those kind of clothes so we stayed home and watched our detective program. 

Until our own bedtime.