Day Five Hundred and Fourteen

Miss Pancake    

My goodness what a busy day.

When I got up it was raining outside. 

And it was not even a bit cold.

And all the snow was melting all over.

So it was a very messy outside today.

But Zita and I went to our farm anyway. Ha.

And I found a lake right there in my farm.

But Zita said it was really a giant puddle pretending to be a lake. 

I could not run very very fast today. Because it was slippy all over. 

Even nearly everywhere. 

So we went home before we fell down and had wet bottoms. 

And our fast car was all dry inside. 

Today is our do not go to work Wednesday, so we did not go to work at all.

But my friend Niamh had a breakfast meeting in a very big hotel downtown. 

With a lady Chief from way up north. My goodness.

Maybe she has a polar bear. Maybe 

And Zita and Susan and Chris went to the busy street to have a together breakfast.

And even Craig got up early too.

So he could help me mind the house when Zita and Niamh were gone. 

But first he had to have his coffee. And he took a very long time to drink it today.

So I had to remind him about our tasty toasts. 

I just bumped him with my nose until he remembered.

Then we made brown bread toasts. With lots of jam. Ha.

And they were just toasty enough. Sometimes his toasts are way too toasty. Oh well. 

Then I had my good morning nap, but lots of men and some trucks came to look underneath our street.

I do not know why. It is our street. 

So I barked them all away. Ha. 

Then I went back to my own chair to have more of my relax.

When Zita got back she only stayed here for a little bit.

Because she had to go shopping for delicious food.

Because tomorrow we are having a dinner party with all my friends.

I think we will have some very delicious cheeses. Maybe the soft one from France. Ha.

When it is soft you can get lots of it on your biscuits. Ha. 

Mister Tyler likes cheese a lot. Niamh told me so. 

This morning my fiends the Badgers went to France. To that learn how to cook tasty dinners school. My goodness.

And Colonel Dugal’s friend The Miss Duchess sent her own aeroplane here to our aeroport to take them there.

It is not a giant aeroplane like the one that goes to Ireland. 

It is a fast aeroplane for just some people, not lots of people. But everybody gets their own look outside window. 

And you can have wine and little sausages with cheeses from Italy, and even very delicious tiny desserts. My goodness me. 

That is a good aeroplane. We should get one too I think. 

Mister Furrgus gave Zita their secret telephone number and a key. 

In case we come under siege. Or run out of her very old whiskey. Oh dear 

They promised to bring everybody a present when they graduate. If they are not sent down first.

 Festis told me that both he and his brother were sent down from that university in Cambridge. 

Where everybody listened to Emmet’s story. 

He said it was just a silly misunderstanding and that they did not know the ladies were twins.

But their father, The Laird and Mister Lochlainn’s father straightened it all out. 

And not one person had to go to the infirmary. 

Which they considered a great success he said. 

Sometimes I do not know what the Badgers are talking about. Maybe it is their accents. 

But they said they would send me postcards. 

Craig and Zita had smelly cheese pastas for dinner. I got only a very little bit. 

But then it was time for my second dinner. 

And then Zita went to do errands, because Craig used all the peanut butter today. 

So then there was not even a bit in my house. My goodness. No peanut butter. Oh dear.

But when she came home she had milk and peanut butter too. 

Now Craig will not starve away. 

But we only had a little time before my bedtime so we only watched a little bit of the detective program.