We had a very bad morning.
Some nasty person stole my friend Niamh’s flat computer. Right from our car.
And it was filled with all her beautiful art.
And Niamh was very very upset and started to cry. So I got very very upset too.
Because I did not know how to fix her all up.
And that is my most important job. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness we were very very upset.
I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight.
Maybe he will get Poppy to help me be the best helper. Oh dear me.
Then Zita and Niamh went right away to visit the police.
I looked out my watching window to see if I could find that nasty person.
Then I could bite their bottoms until they gave the computer back to Niamh.
When Zita and Niamh got to the police station a very nice police lady helped them.
And he is going to try to catch the nasty person. Oh my goodness me.
When they came home Niamh and I were still upset.
Then Tarryn came here in Mister Jamie’s car.
And she took Niamh to their work at the beautiful shop. Oh my goodness me.
I do not have to wear my pyjamas anymore.
Because my stitches are all better. Ha.
But now I have very curly fur.
Because I am getting to be a big dog. Ha.
After we had two toasts Zita went outside to our side garden before it was all rainy.
And we had lots and lots of our own very delicious vegetables. Ha.
Even different kinds of tasty beans. And onions for hamburgers. Oh my goodness.
And then she found raspberries. Own made raspberries from our garden.
But those noisy birds ate some of them. Oh dear.
Zita took some of those vegetables to the lady who helps take care of that garden.
She does not have anywhere to have a garden so she uses our side garden instead.
At lunchtime Zita took Niamh to look for her computer.
When Zita talked to Craig they still had not found it. But Mister SD came to mind them for me. But they still did not find it.
Zita told Craig not to eat any lunch because she was going to bring home sandwiches.
That was a very good idea.
Dugal
I must state we are embarrassed beyond measure, and I as the OIC take full and absolute responsibility for this scandalous lapse in security.
How we did not notice the theft of our Niamh’s IPad from the car is quite beyond me.
But we will raze the earth until we find the culprit.
Now the police have been brought in, but the three of us are a barely hopeful of a positive outcome.
So we will call in what favours are languishing about, including bringing cousin Elseabeth into the equation.
Which caused Festis to remind me that we may need a new shovel if Elseabeth’s involvement comes to pass.
Those cliffs at Cap Ferrat are quite convenient, but of limited utility while we are here.
After making our abject apologies to the young Miss and Mrs. T. we had to console poor Miss Pancake, as she was taking the situation quite hard.
We tried to explain that she was still learning the trade and could by no means be held in the least bit responsible.
I am not sure we had much success, Bouviers being stubborn to the core.
I will make a long distance connection to Poppy tonight, and ask for her assistance in this delicate situation.
After the ladies had left for the Police Station we had a very subdued walk up to Bank Street.
Nothing helps a guilty disposition like chocolate croissants and too many espressos,
So as we travelled to Little Victories we completely reviewed our security protocols, as they were obviously inadequate.
We were forced to admit that the precautions while perfectly adequate to forestall Racoons, Skunks and the occasional lost Coyote have proven ineffective for two legged creatures.
So I ordered a few flash bangs for some in-depth response. It is amazing what one can order from a portable telephone.
We also decided not to inform Mrs. T as to ensure plausible deniability if necessary.
That being settled. We focused on the croissants.
Miss Pancake.
I was fast asleep when all of a sudden there was a thunderstorm and there was ice falling on our beautiful front garden.
And it was very very noisy too.
And I barked at it and then it went away and there was only very bouncy rain.
My goodness. It was good that I was here to mind Craig.
He was not even a bit scared. That is good.
When Zita and Niamh got home the sandwiches were so big and delicious that they were Craig’s dinner. My goodness me.
I even got a bit with cheese and beef on it. Ha. That was a very tasty treat.
And Zita said it was a very tiny shop that only makes very delicious sandwiches.
And they were not even a bit expensive.
So everybody had their dinner before me. That was silly.
But they did not find Niamh’s important computer. Oh my goodness.
We sent Emmet a picture of our raspberries and they were very excited. Oh my goodness.
And they told us that there were so many people at the important story that there were not enough chairs for everybody .
And people had to sit on the floor to listen to the story. Oh my goodness.
And those people said it was the very best story there. Ha.
Craig and Dugal said they were not surprised.
And since today is the Scotch for everybody day, all the Badgers went downstairs to read Emmet’s story out loud.
And to drink their Scotch and eat their doughnuts. Ha.
And then when I was a bit fast asleep in my chair just like that Niamh telephoned us.
Because she got her computer back.
A nice man saw the man who stole it. And he took it back.
And he gave it back to Niamh. Oh my goodness gracious.
So she gave him a reward. Ha.
She was very very happy. So was I.
Craig was just very surprised.
I am always very happy when my family is happy. All dogs are like that. Ha.
Before my dinner Zita and I went for a practice walk.
Because we were so busy today that we did not have our other walk.
We got to watch the television early tonight.
Because of the sandwiches.
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